Man, fuck this.

Give me a fella in orange stockings. Man’s man, right there.

I’m not saying that putting a Little Bit in her new UT sweater is what won us the game in overtime. I’m just saying it’s the only thing that I know to have changed since our loss against Georgia, and that I will be laundering it ahead of our next game.

Talking about Quinn Ewers like he’s a Subaru Outback

Quinn Ewers became only the 4th Texas quarterback in the last half-century to beat Arkansas, Oklahoma and Texas A&M in the same season Colt McCoy (2008), Peter Gardere (1990) and Randy McEachern (1977) are the other three.

THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU

Oldest is discovering how weird Aggies are now, and how their entire fight song is about UT. “All they do is sing about UT? How sad.”

Kick off is at 6:30. Let’s see if I can sew Little Bit a new UT Longhorn dress before then! (Yes I know I really ought to preshrink the fabric, but I just realized this morning she had out grown all of her longhorn apparel)

Whipped up a tiramisu to celebrate the impending crushing defeat of Texas A&M. #Hookem

“Intellectual diversity is essentially a fake problem that is used to create cover for ideologically committed, far-right faculty who are not intellectually honest.” Craig Campbell, UT anthropology professor. www.austinchronicle.com/news/2024-11...

Happy to see my alma mater putting those oil profits to good use. Hook ‘em.

The problem with being a metal fan from Texas is never being able to remember which hand gesture is the metal horns and which one is the UT Longhorns Hook 'Em Horns

It’s game day y'all!

GAME DAY!!! Texas needs to overwhelm the team that beat Ole Miss and lost to Georgia by 1. Texas is favored by 20. #Longhorns #Hookem

Game Day! Hook em’ #Longhorns 🏈

Three Longhorns receive SEC Honors following the win in Fayetteville: • CB Jahdae Barron — Co-Defensive Player of the Week • DL Alfred Collins — Defensive Lineman of the Week • LG Hayden Conner — Co-Offensive Lineman of the Week

I made a starter pack of faculty at UT Austin. I don't know too many folks from UT who are on here, so please let me know if you want to be added (or removed). Hopefully we can build some connections / community on Bluesky, or at least complain about IT training together. go.bsky.app/UeWWt9n

30 minutes, turn on that tv and root these girls on! 🤘🏻 #Hookem

Another Start Pack: Texas Longhorns II. Some overlap with other Pack. go.bsky.app/5xUn5sR

Jahdae Barron Gets Honest About Texas Longhorns QB Quinn Ewers #HookEm #TexasFight www.si.com/college/texa...

BIGGG time second half 89-43 🤘🏻#Hookem

Everything Steve Sarkisian Said After Texas Longhorns vs. Arkansas Razorbacks #HookEm #TexasFight www.si.com/college/texa...

TEXAS Wins!!! #3 Longorns 20 Piglets 10 9-1 (5-1) #HookEm🤘🏽

What starts here changes the world

Gameday Hook ‘em 🤘🏻🧡🤘🏻

good morning bsky and happy gameday to all my texas longhorns ppl!! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

LFG ! Hook'em !

Hook ‘em Horns! Beat Arkansas! #texaslonghorns

It's Game Day! Let's go!!! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm🤘🏼

It's #GameDay Get your #HornsUp for @TexasFootball #BeatArkansas #GoHornsGo #HookEm 🐂🤘🏻

Texas is taking Piggies to market today. 🐖🐖🐖🔪🔪🔪 🤘🤘🤘

Texas Longhorns baby!!! Hook em!!!🧡🤘🏻🧡🤘🏻🧡🤘🏻🧡🤘🏻🧡

🤘🏼⚽️ #HookEm

Almost gameday! What's going to happen this weekend? #TEXvsARK

@utexas.bsky.social it’s 20:01 and OU still sucks.

Hook ‘em Horns! Let’s do this.