Time out fella That suggests Rory Stewart is as cool as Han Solo. This will not stand!

Fuck all point doing this if it's just the same faction in control of the party. Hope I'm wrong but that's the mood music. And if I'm right fuck all will happen, Burnham will also fail. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Additional take: People don't need new smartphones every year Bonus Take: Jonny Ive's legacy will be children rooting around on landfills for the rare metals routinely discarded in smartphones. www.theregister.com/personal-tec...

I was measured for a kilt hire today. Reader: I'm a chunky monkey

Enshittification will continue until morale improves

We are determined to destroy something we do well - provide decent education. This has far reaching implications. I can almost see the hand wringing Guardian headline now "Why are there mo universities?"

The problem is that we "rent" not own. If we don't start to retake ownership then this will continue. Also, I think it's worse when publishers yank titles that we have "purchased". www.theguardian.com/games/2026/j...

Facepalm.

Ha ha ha ha ha Well played www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

I have only a vague idea of what this game will be like but that aesthetic, and that sound. Count me in. Good work everyone. youtu.be/N-H6wm109yA

As we were all confident would be the case.

counterpoint Creeps gonna C R E E P Also those glasses still dumb af and if you see someone wear them mock them mercilessly. www.pcmag.com/news/smart-g...

This is great. I love these traditions. Much better than getting drunk and smashing the place up

I had to remind myself what the Guy Ingerson thing was all about. Oh boy. No one came out of that well. Everyone needs to be better

A war HE STARTED. Fucks sake. You can't claim to save the world from the damage you cause. Endless screaming here -> www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

There is now clear evidence that the Great Israeli Real Estate event had unlawful activity at it. I've written to the Mayor of London to ask what he intends to do about it. This needs to be escalated immediately.

This is a great point. I bang on about kids needing access to services, yes that includes sport, all the time. But you know, capitalism has to eat everything - including kids.

Not content with keeping the flame of Thatcherism burning and supporting efforts to reignite its spent ashes post-2008, Labour and the British press’ new star player apparently wants to take the ‘1980s Forever’ spirit one step further and reignite The Troubles.

We already bar traffic from certain countries, we also have to put in place "prove you're a human" captchas - the exact opposite of a free & open web. For a glorious moment we had an internet that was great, fun & easy to use. Then along came the hyenas to consume it's body... now it's bones

Fascinating Terrifying Science Fiction writ real The real world implications of this... www.theregister.com/science/2026...

Yeah. I do agree

vBulletin forums Amateur run, niche hobbies, boring af convos. Utterly brilliant. I agree with Jaron Lanier that the destruction of the online forums was a massive cultural crime. I don't actually think of these as social media tbh. **Social Media** is a capitalist construct.

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I think if I was PR for Gambling, Alcohol & Tobacco lobbies I would be looking at some of the comments on here, thinking "yeah they have a point, why shouldn't we be allowed to sell to young kids?"

Everyone needs a hobby

Find someone you love and feed them some heaven blob youtu.be/AabvdrYaZbI

Every new revelation of this new Gollum film just has me thinking "no, I'm not paying to watch this crap" The reviews are going to have to be godlike to have me pay. Maybe that's the plan, to have AI rewire our brain just so that I will watch any old corporate pish.

Yeah actually. Correcto. www.theverge.com/games/942678...

Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...

What a great story!

Baked beans. Which I contend are the very worst.

Morning from Chris Pine and the lads

#StarCity isn't just For All Mankind in a furry hat. Moore & Wolpert deserve all the plaudits for avoiding that & making something new in that same universe that's distinct from their first show.

It's baffling. The worst part of playing any game is watching someone else play. I get eSports, well sort of, but watching someone play RPG is incredibly tedious. Or maybe I'm just old. Or both. It can actually be both. But if you like that sort of thing then there's plenty of other options.

Check out this bad boy flapping around outside my house. Don't see many of these where O am.

So that's how PR works

They Will Kill You is exactly the sort of film I used to rent from the video shop to watch while I drunk a couple of beers. If you like your horror slapstick & completely unserious. This is the film. Also wtf was up with Patricia Arquette's accent!?

Fucking champ. Stop buying shit fucking supermarket fucking soup yah drongos youtu.be/wIwhdOx9BL0?...

What happened the last time Americans were introduced to football. LoL Sort of reminds me of the World Fencing League youtu.be/3BLKXf42eOY?...

When Tobaco bans were proposed, the news was filled with people saying it couldn't be done & what about those guys over there. And here we are again.

The substance of this is that Burnham intends to nationalise losses while privatising tje profit. Weaksauce www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Palantir don’t mind being called fascists. What they really hate, though, is being called out for their software simply being not very good at what it does. Which is why they have been going after the magazine publishing the story of the Swiss military turning them down. www.ft.com/content/7ffc...

you can fit every trillionaire in the world into a single wood chipper

A massive stock market crash can't come soon enough. Fuck these people

Jesus f*cking Christ This is a bad bad timeline. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

A massive stock market crash can't come soon enough. Fuck these people

Ken MacLeod @amendlocke.bsky.social in action! 19th June. www.glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/writ...

Elon Musk's SpaceX floats today.

Ah shame. Good innings though