When your government wants teen girls to get pregnant.

I'm back to being frustrated with Harrison Ford's character on Shrinking for still working in his eighties. Retire, Paul! (Is it Paul?) I enjoy his character but I think he should be on a hammock reading a juicy thriller and drinking hibiscus iced tea. But I guess if it makes him happy & fulfilled.

The climate crisis will become a hunger crisis, & then a ‘watching your family’ starve crisis. We can see this coming. While our governments serve corporate wealth. While the media distracts & divides us with inanity & bile. And we just let them get away with it.

So, do I have this right? We’re removing artificial colors from M&Ms but giving immunity to companies that poison us?

Remember when the Times tried to rehabilitate this rancid piece of shit

Why can no one describe anything as tiny without also throwing "little" in after. A tiny little room? A tiny little strawberry. A tiny little bit of pizza. It's true. Stay tuned for more important observations.

this is so, so scary and terrible

I would like to see celebrities now refusing to go on Jimmy Fallon. Please and thank you.

You guys, sometimes I think I just about hate everything. Except for maybe the coupling of Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys.

Mona Khalil died Friday after an Israeli airstrike hit her beachside home two weeks ago. She's credited with creating a conservation movement in southern Lebanon to protect sea turtle nesting grounds. n.pr/4oJ4Npy

All the songs on Fleetwood Mac's Rumors are in conversation with each other. Yep, I'm the only person who has figured this out. This album is the best.

Ads against Republicans should feature a list of all the crazy stuff they've spent taxpayer money on along with photos of the UFC crap, the torn down east WH wing and clips of their man bragging about the ballroom and it's curtains. Another one: all the times he's answered "two weeks."

Elon Musk’s DOGE cut the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program, which cost $15 million. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1 billion to combat the screwworm outbreak. Never forget how destructive and downright stupid DOGE was.

With his perfectly kissable head and soulful brown eyes, Orion is working his way into all of our hearts, yet somehow is still waiting to find his adopter. While he isn't the type of dog to run right up to a new person, winning his affection is worthwhile: https://bit.ly/3SbckBo

So, all the Iran war did was kill a bunch of people (including over a hundred school girls) and mess up the global economy and raise our gas prices and we are exactly where we started except Hegseth got to feel important?

I’m visiting my small hometown Illinois city and on the side of the main road in town there’s randomly a dead chicken. A white chicken 🐓. A real chicken chicken. And there’s a joke to be made there but I’m too sad.

One of the problems with being interested in animal welfare and activism (and having donated to causes) is that you get the most absolutely horrific emails, texts, and Instagram feed posts show up with the most awful headlines and pictures and your life is ruined.

What class should I take at MIT?

Sometimes I just get so flipping sad and angry all of the sudden that POTUS is a known rapist, grifter, cheat, liar, racist, abuser, all around awful human. And there are a lot of people out there wearing t-shirts that celebrate him. And, like, he won. Twice. And it's hard to exist in that knowledge

MYSTERY POTATO! (is the name of my improv group)

Too often in this household I find hidden stashes of extremely moldy bread. This is why I vote for leaving the bread out on the counter vs hiding it away in the pantry to be forgotten and later terrified by. Listen to my wisdom, everybody. It's okay to have things on the counter. Live your life.

I want all those special cleaning tools that are advertised to me on Instagram. But if I order them, will I use them? No, I will not. Like I'm going to wash my walls today? Spend the sacred and few hours of my weekend life mashing dust catching goo into the crevices of my Subaru? No.

I'm surprised at how many critics are giving positive reviews to Disclosure Day--a movie I really wanted to like. I'm not usually that hard on movies, but this movie is not good. I didn't even find it fun.

Disclosure Day is a terrible name for a blockbuster movie.

I so love Widow's Bay. I want it to be on all the time. I will miss it when it ends the season next week. I love the actors. I love the scary stuff. I love the humor. I love the tone. I love Kate O'Flynn so so much! I want to be Kate O'Flynn. Don't leave me, Widow's Bay.

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake — theonion.com/i-work-very-...

Yeah, I'm really behind on my Survivor 50 pieces. Season 50, Episode 4: Old Wounds Reopened coconutsandcastaways.com/season-50-ep...

I think we all need to buy less stuff. Consume less. Who is with me?

We have to stop data centres from being built.

It sounds crazy, but I guess when somebody tells you their only mistake was a Nazi tattoo, its possible they actually made a series of other mistakes that did not happen to produce a Nazi tattoo.

Call your reps -- blue, red, purple, it doesn't matter -- about the proposed OMB science funding rule. The house can stop this. Let them know it matters for your district.

You know, I'm turning 40 on the 16th. It's not too late for a critical reevaluation of this novel paired with massive sales fueled by word of mouth and viral social content. Might be a nice birthday gift.... 👉👈

It’s truly astonishing to see how comprehensively the US government is tearing down every part of the system that has made it up until now a world-leading power in science, research, and technological development. The entire world will suffer from this wanton destruction.

Repost with your first crush.

Without reading the article, meteors can explode?

I liked Obsession and saw with a feminist lens, but it doesn't feel (based on my few readings from critics) that others see it this way. I could be wrong, but I think its commentary and viewpoint are on our side. That one scene is pretty damn brutal, though. I mean the one one scene. The one!

I know humans will never give up eating meat. And that the meat industry will long exist (even if we do eventually "grow" more steaks). And there is a food chain. But I hate how people don't want to hear about how horrible and cruel the industry is. It's okay to want to fix it. It's okay to complain

What the Meat Industry Doesn’t Want You to Know www.nytimes.com/2026/05/30/o...

I wish we could still dress like this but also I am too lazy and like my comfort.

A modern pet peeve: Nepo babies complaining about the Nepo baby discourse. "I worked hard to get where I am!" Sure, you might have worked hard and obviously you are talented and all but you still benefited an incredible lot from having connected and famous parents in or around your industry.

"No country can guarantee safety if it lacks functioning asylum laws, honest courts, impartial officials and the will to protect people from detention, coercion, disappearance or onward removal," write James A. Goldston and Natasha Arnpriester.

Ms. Betty Gilpin was so, so good in the recent Widow's Bay episode. Puritan comedy. I'm really enjoying this show. Here's hoping they make more use of Jeff Hiller.

Today I learned about a special Minnesota dip called Top the Tater.

Do we think he didn't want to go to the wedding because he doesn't like not being the center of attention? Or because he just doesn't give a crap and would rather eat McDs, watch the tube, and post on social media? Did he golf instead? I mean, I know it's not because of Iran.

I don't want Survivor to be over. But I guess now I can watch every season of the much beloved Aussie version. In the meantime, I started a Survivor themed newsletter/blog. coconutsandcastaways.com

Trying to help a local classroom: www.donorschoose.org/project/basi...

Feel like these guys do not get enough credit

We love the Survivor 50 winner!

Got so, so giddy when Chris Fleming showed up on Widow's Bay.