Bucks ordered the poopoo platter huh? Tyler Herro gonna be the funkiest white boy for 300 miles up there.

OG Anunoby Sends Parade Crowd Into Frenzy With Celebratory Nod

One of my earliest memories is going to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade with my mom and we got there early enough to see rats do a shift change

Also, we can hate the people in the white house without pretending we're too sophisticated to appreciate motorcycle stunts.

Ayo, fuck James Dolan

Could not have happened to a better set of questionable coaching decisions

Hey, yall dont forget that Ernie Johnson wrote in John Kasich in 2016 like the biggest fucking herb.

Stephon Castle is like if Russell Westbrook figured out what worked early, and then kept doing it until someone stopped him.

Every dunk he tries is the Space Jam dunk. He built like Gumby. lmaoo

Dammit time for the Knicks

Horrible call

Spurs getting bullied out there, my guy

Is the world ready for a Karl Anthony Towns Finals MVP?

KAT is playing out of his mind. He just hit a wrap around from out of the paint, between 3 defenders,to Bridges and I dont think he saw him.

“My mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, Christian Dior, Knicks in 4!”

The Bears moving to Indiana is a prime example of my idea that Money is wasted on the wealthy. Imagine having a team like the Bears, who make you hand over fist money, and thinking "I'd rather be known as a piece a shit and have all the money, instead of being King and only have plenty of it".

Brunson doing it for the regular sized dudes on the Balloon pop show. Fuck what ya heard. #NBA

OG summoning Allan Houston

Absolutely giving a shit and it's been wonderful.

It sounds like a Knicks home game in there. We need to have a talk about regional pay disparity lmao

Dylan Harper saying Cooper Flagg who

KAT is going to be interesting to watch. He isnt the greatest defender but he is the type of player that should be able to hold his own against Wemby (read: mobile, big body, and can hit the 3)

I got NY in 7 so I can stop hearing about how the East sucks

Wemby with the prayer!

White NBA players vs white NFL players

I know I'm supposed to be watching the game but the lady behind the Spurs bench in yellow is thicker than cold peanut butter. Goodness.

I mean..good calls by the officials there?

Castle is playing SGA excellently on defense

OKC is making IHart do Gortat screens to Wemby in an effort to clear the paint. OKC isn't hitting anything in there but that's a smart adjustment.

Y'all wanna see a dead body?

Knicks are running the "Smoke James Harden like a pack of Newport 100s" offense to perfection.

James Harden ain't doing shit out there on defense

Well this game got good out of nowhere

41 points, 24 rebs and 3 blocks in 48 mins. Thats a Bill Russell box score

Wemby vs Chet in the first ever battle of Ents from the Misty Mountains

"Thats a bad shot" - Paul George from his cabana in Cancun

Caruso is gonna get a PED screening after this game. He is everywhere #NBA

So many bonehead moves in this game and Wemby just hit a 35 footer for no reason. This game is nuttier than squirrel shit.

If you are Mark Daigneault, you gotta send at double if Wemby is catching it like that. Make some one else beat you

Look man, am I allowed to say that the officials have been pretty damn consistent in this game? Yes, there are some misses, and they shouldn't be reviewing everything every 5 seconds, but they calling the shit that is clearly a foul and calling it both ways

Ah, yes the Caruso game

Dylan Harper might be really good, family

Spurs are running some sort of weird reverse Box & 1 because Wemby is a living Pterodactyl #NBA

Jarrett Allen is going crazy

Game 7 Harden is just dishwater for whatever reason.

Flopping is Republican.

B-Ball Paul playing so good he is fucking up Duren's money

The Cleveland guards are making Daniss Jenkins look like Darius Garland. Kinda not good

Cade Astuto Jamon