The ‘well actually, Mabon was made up in the 70s’ crowd really thinks they’re doing something. All religion is made up. Neo-paganism is as real as any of it. Cope. Well anyway, happy upcoming Mabon and new moon, loves! 🌼➡️🍂

- the ruling classes -

That would be pretty sick: James Duval as Christ in PVC pants, getting whipped in front of a wall of CRT's playing infomercials. The Apostles doing whip-its behind the Last Supper table. Judas skateboarding into Hell while Slowdive’s Souvlaki Space Station is playing. All the bisexual lighting!

I'm thinking of starting a Facebook group for Blåhaj moms. We do wine nights, passive-aggressive stroller races, and sometimes just swaddle our sharks and cry together.👶 🦈

✨️Timeline cleanse 🖤 everyone who sees this post, requote 5 things that make you happy: •My Babes •40k •Rollercoasters •Dogs •Modest Mouse

Good mix:

Amazing how ‘tradition’ gets invoked in a usually positive way. That how things have been done for a long time implies timeless wisdom. Yet ‘tradition’ did not favour women’s agency at all.

don’t forget to leave out a cup of jet fuel and a plate of steel beams for george bush tonight <3

Unfortunately, I hate to ask, but I really need some help My phone bill is almost due, and my transit card is digital, so AFAIK I can't get to work if my bill goes unpaid I'm also waiting on food money If you can help or share, I'll love you forever 🫂 Cashapp: $hazefoxy Venmo: @EvieFairchild

All this ‘Autistic people don’t fuck or date’ shit is wild. Every Autistic queer person I know fucks more than every neurotypical cis person I know. The real issue they have with us? The kind of sex and relationships we have. Who even cares who rubs bits together?

To the chickenshit who yelled the F-slur at me and sped away while I was at the gas pump! Never brave enough to say it to my face!

Larry Clark's Grown Ups

David Lynch’s Jerry Maguire

I love being a fat woman. I love enjoying life. I love living in non standard relationship. I love being gay with hot women. I love being a witch. I love to exist and be real without denying my nature.

Sofia Coppola’s Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Bro is pissed!

STOP DEADNAMING BIRDETTA🔪 (Catherine is fine in japan)

Other trans women are my cosmos, and I’m just a tiny celestial body caught in their gravity. And I love that! ☀️🪐🌌💫

Trans people are not your scapegoats, not your sacrificial lambs! We refuse to be your offering to ignorance!

So it's official! I am 100% nut free!! That was such an easy surgery, I feel great! Now I want a Cotton Candy Blizzard and a long cuddle! ✂️💜✂️💜✂️

Fuck it. Librarians don’t snitch! We defy! Fascists choke on what we protect!

3 days until neuter day! Soon, I’ll be sin nueces, the pee pills will vanish, and I can finally stop living in bladder terror! So excited to permanently 🚫 testosterone! 🥳

I love it when Star Trek memes support my slut shaming Riker agenda.

Thot? No, no, no. I was a ska kid. Call me skank. 😏

So now in the UK anyone can just lie about having been sexually “deceived” by any trans person. This is what “terfs” wanted, supported, & got. Never for a second believe a “terf” when they tell you they are a feminist. They hate trans women having bodily autonomy & consent. They are pro-rape.

Every time I peek in on Facebook and delve deeper than the first layer of my timeline--comments, groups, news posts, etc--it's like stepping onto a school bus full of feral hillbilly children throwing food, screaming, pissing & shitting everywhere. I don't know how my friends can stand it.

sacred rite of womanhood: deleting old selfies like you’re banishing demons.

Rest in Shit James Dobson! The harm you did to my family and others is immeasurable! I hope to relieve myself on your grave someday!

Coping in pink.

protect the dolls kiss the dolls give all mortal possessions over to the dolls

Be who you want to be

While I was cooking, I overheard my partner on the phone: “All cats have personality disorders. Tried DBT on mine...he’s treatment resistant.” 🙃 Who even is she talking to?? 💀 One of the many reasons I love her. But maybe she’s not the best cat therapist. 😼

A trans woman thruple sits in silence. One’s painting Warhammer minis, one’s clutching a Kuromi plush like it owes her money, one’s staring into the void, unblinking. “Are we processing trauma or summoning the Chaos Gods?” “Yes.” “Who wants grilled cheese?”

Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"

My mRNA vaccine beats your horse dewormer 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.

❤️I love you sappy bitches so much!...And same❤️