James Nokise
@jamesnokise.bsky.social
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(Noh-Key-Say) comedian, writer, podcaster, freelancer
https://linktr.ee/jamesnokise
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The New Zealand International Comedy Festival is kicking off, and that meansâŚ
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about 1 month ago
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My crankiest old man take is that referring to all art/entertainment/journalism/criticism/comedy/advertising as âcontentâ helped pave the way for broad-ish acceptance of AI slop.
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San Antonio just raised the rainbow pride flag at city hall, under the state flag and above the Spurs flag
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
5 days ago
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, youâre forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.
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My God, Lynda Topp The Icon you are.
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âMark Mitchell added a new holiday home in Bali, Indonesia,â Mitchell is the Minister of Police, Minister of Corrections, and Minister for Ethnic Communities⌠and a holiday home in Bali should tell Pasifika all they need to know about him.
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11 days ago
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11 days ago
Former Wellington mayor turned NZ First MP Andy Foster says he claims the $36k annual accommodation subsidy because "the cost of owning a home in Wellington is not cheap".
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/27-...
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NZ First MP Andy Foster claims $36k top-up to stay in home heâs owned for 26 years
The former Wellington mayor says he claims the accommodation subsidy because 'the cost of owning a home in Wellington is not cheap'.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/27-05-2026/nz-first-mp-andy-foster-claims-36k-top-up-to-rent-his-own-wellington-home
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A heartbreaking, yet somehow appropriate ending for Moana Pasifika.
15 days ago
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Itâs been a weekâŚ
www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
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The cold and the cruel: A stocktake of a week in politics
OPINION: Nicola Willis has never been elected as an MP in Wellington, and most likely never will be after this Budget.
https://www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/361009690/cold-and-cruel-stocktake-week-politics
15 days ago
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16 days ago
Stephen Colbert is an outstanding television host (who employs an amazing staff) and it's a real drag that The Late Show is ending because some business overlords needed to give the president sweet little forehead kisses so he would bless their insatiable greed.
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Was up most of the night re-writing One Night Rant for
#Auckland
, because in the last 48hrs the govt has shown that itâs policies will be made from a cold cruelty covered with a veneer of unqualified âcommon senseâ. So a brand new show for the 09
www.eventbrite.co.nz/e/one-night-...
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One Night Rant with James Nokise
Donât miss a brilliant night of comedy with award-winning comedian James Nokise. It is an election year so there is plenty to rant about.
https://www.eventbrite.co.nz/e/one-night-rant-with-james-nokise-tickets-1983660381600?aff=oddtdtcreator
17 days ago
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Sascha Stronachđłď¸ââ§ď¸, The Sunforge out now
18 days ago
"protecting women and girls" this was YESTERDAY
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All Iâll say is that itâs probably a good thing for
#wellington
that One Night Rant wasnât this week. Be a 2hr opus based on the public sector cuts.
19 days ago
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Looking at the options for Labour Leader in the UK⌠is the square head mandatory?
22 days ago
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pmn.co.nz/read/enterta...
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Laughing at Power: How a new generation of Kiwi comics is turning politics into punchlines
From social media clips to sold-out shows, a new wave of NZ comedians is using humour to talk about politics, identity, and everyday life. But they say it comes with pressure, risk, and a need to be h...
https://pmn.co.nz/read/entertainment/laughing-at-power-how-a-new-generation-of-kiwi-comics-is-turning-politics-into-punchlines?fbclid=PAdGRleARw-SdleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAadEj_T_EQ3tBA6WurmAGmwGarLSGUkKZV7CPcZ0l1LIF7caB1808jULuR-b3w_aem_gSv9WNO9NaPJEid1jQQ2Mw
25 days ago
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Shams Charania Tweets
25 days ago
13-year NBA veteran Jason Collins has died at 47 years old after a battle with Stage 4 glioblastoma. Collins was the first active, openly gay player in NBA history. RIP.
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Itâs
#Wellingtons
favourite game: Strong Gust or 4.1 Earthquake ?
26 days ago
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Shout out to Kiwi climate change deniers in the face of what has now become New Zealand experiencing its monthly Storm of the Year.
29 days ago
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!*
about 1 month ago
This was a gathering of oligarchs at a time when most New Yorkers are meting out their nickels on the grocery store line, hoping they can afford the inflated price of bread.
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Alexa, Show Me a Shitty Ass Met Gala
Jeff Bezos's party sucked.
https://hellgatenyc.com/alexa-show-me-a-terrible-met-gala/
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My favourite part of the
#Odyssey
trailer is when he strings his famous bow, shoots an arrow though the 12 axe heads, looks at the astonished onlookers, and whispers âDaddyâs homeâ
about 1 month ago
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David Seymour really said New Zealand is a âSettler Societyâ - like folks just showed up to an empty lot and went âweâll settle hereâ. How this man hates his people needs to be studied.
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The New Zealand International Comedy Festival is kicking off, and that meansâŚ
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about 1 month ago
What an evil piece of shit. I cannot wait to take over.
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No greater Red Flag than when Winston Peters is the voice of reason..
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
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Luxon and Peters clash in âquite extraordinaryâ standoff over early position on Iran war
Emails suggest Christopher Luxon considered backing US strikes on Iran before being pulled back by Winston Peters.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360972133/luxon-and-peters-clash-after-release-emails-nzs-iran-war-stance-report
about 1 month ago
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Thereâs something very very Auckland about a plane breaking down on the runway causing a nationwide traffic jam.
about 1 month ago
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I kinda love that Shane Jones is going to spend the rest of the year acting like some cultural intellectual whoâs smarter than everyone⌠But still thinks Butter Chicken comes from India
about 1 month ago
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Youâd think such a strongly christian Prime Minister would take biblical flooding more seriously.
about 2 months ago
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Some thoughts on Moana Pasifika
thespinoff.co.nz/sports/17-04...
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Moana Pasifika: âWe donât just lose a team, we lose a villageâ
When the team goes, the relationship between Pacific communities and New Zealand Rugby will be strained.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/sports/17-04-2026/moana-pasifika-we-dont-just-lose-a-team-we-lose-a-village
about 2 months ago
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Wellingtonâs so Hipster they had people protesting about covid booster shots outside Jacinda Ardernâs book reading.
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
GenAI memes used to dunk on the enemy are still GenAI memes.
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Not for nothing, but The Blues should probably be investigated throughly if this goes downâŚ
www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360964...
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Moana Pasifika to be dropped from Super Rugby, report says
Moana Pasifikaâs tenure in Super Rugby will come to an end at the end of this season, a report says.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360964615/moana-pasifika-be-dropped-super-rugby-report-says
about 2 months ago
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Only a New Zealand mayor would be out there trying to out-staunch a cyclone..
www.rnz.co.nz/news/ldr/592...
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Hawkeâs Bay mayor says he refused state of emergency for Cyclone Vaianu, calls response âwokeâ
While other local mayors declared states of emergency, Wairoa's said "there was a lot of panicking going on" over not a lot.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/ldr/592203/hawke-s-bay-mayor-says-he-refused-state-of-emergency-for-cyclone-vaianu-calls-response-woke
about 2 months ago
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New Zealand First not supporting the Parody and Satire Bill is the most New Zealand First thing.
2 months ago
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Nah they did not just make Paul Goldsmith Minister of Pacific People in 2026!! Paul âlet me clarify I have no MÄori ancestryâ Goldsmith What in the Jack Harlow is going on?!!
2 months ago
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Doesnât matter what Jesus looked like when he went into the tomb, this is how Samoans believe he looked when he came outâŚ
3 months ago
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3 months ago
Am i glad she's gone? YES. Is it hard to watch her leave without any consequences for the cruelty she rained down and seamlessly transition into what will probably be a really nice life? Also yes. The way these high-achievers play at public service breaks my heart.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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ACT Party deputy and minister Brooke van Velden retires from politics
The party's deputy and government minister will not be seeking re-election in November.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/590461/act-party-deputy-and-minister-brooke-van-velden-retires-from-politics
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Amazing that Wild Horse Nine can be set on Rapa Nui and not show a single person that looks indigenous in the trailer. Truly capturing the spirit of the 70âs
3 months ago
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What if you banned politicians from ever taking a position with any company that benefitted from legislation passed by a Government theyâre part of. Difficult legislation to draft, but remove that retirement option and see how lobbyists reactâŚ
3 months ago
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Okay but is anyone ever gonna ask Nicola Willis âWhere in South Auckland?â Like if youâre gonna have a specific example, be specific.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
James Pattersonâs favorite predictions podcast! Itâs
@thegargle.bsky.social
w/ Olympic Parenting Gold medalist
@alicefraser.bsky.social
, @Fonzi fashion fan
@jackiekashian.bsky.social
& pasty, harem-pant wearing
@jamesnokise.bsky.social
! Taste the Respect!
shows.acast.com/8d72ef0d-c0b...
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Gambling on real-life events, a Pyro-Arachnid murderer and a James Patterson and Mr Beast book collab! | The Gargle
https://shows.acast.com/8d72ef0d-c0ba-4e52-a425-c3fcfa9e55fb/69b1ea6dbba705d7aa3facaf
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Obviously with the naming of the All Blacks Coach, New Zealand is now ready to participate in any military conflict it may be called upon to.
3 months ago
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New Zealand News in a nutshell
3 months ago
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New Zealand really talking about Jacinda Ardern like an ex who hasnât let go. Bro she left and she aint coming back.
3 months ago
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Jordan Rivers
3 months ago
Quick reminder that The Dawn Raids only targeted brown people at a time when our largest group of overstayers came from England.
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The thing about the Government moving people on from sleeping rough in New Zealand town centres⌠is that many of the towns only have a town centre. Itâs not a country of massive cities.. itâs a country of a couple of urban blocks and then a bunch village shops strung together.
3 months ago
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You can tell the PM wasnât in the capital last night. Coz no way he stayed in Thorndon and then woke up thinking âwhat people need is some positive Rugby League newsâ
4 months ago
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7m swells in the ocean, sewage flowing into it, and not a single news outlet using the word âPoonamiâ⌠Disappointing
4 months ago
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I know we joke about road workers being on meth, but my orange vested brothers why are you setting up cones and traffic lights in a residential area for an hour at 4am? This happening anywhere else in
#wellington
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4 months ago
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So Judith Collins retired and David Farrar really panicked and said âWe must submit to Australia to survive!
4 months ago
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ICE never would have tried this s**t in Minneapolis if Prince was still with us.
4 months ago
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