Now both parrots are conversing with each other. I can't.

Popeye is whistling AND talking to herself in her creepy man voice

Pro-tip: Greta the Parrot LOVES the song bacon pancakes from Adventure Time and will dance if you sing it to her

I'm a little sad we canceled the market tonight but tbh a little relieved

I'm physically ill from anxiety right now, which is giving me more anxiety

Important news: fruit and tomato pricing is out of control right now. I'm not making money on these things right now because I am too stubborn to raise prices.

I can preorder rhubarb... for $10/lb wholesale. It's not organic. Holy crap dudes. That better not be market rate this year.

I opted to WFLBGBS

Should I WFH tomorrow

I'm literally wearing a ZWP t-shirt, a Savory Fare vest, and I'm in Provencal Bakery. I feel like my worlds are colliding too much.

If you’ve ever been hungry, you know what a relief receiving SNAP after 3-4 days of not eating brings. Fucking rich people.

Last day of birthday sale: did $100, not even enough to cover payroll for the day. Today, a day I was originally going to be closed but then my friend with no retail experience agreed to cover just for the lulz: $400 Make it make sense

People are so worried about whether people on food stamps are “cheating the system,” but they don’t seem concerned at all that so many people (1 in 8!) in the richest country in the history of the world don’t have enough food to eat. Doesn’t that seem like a problem we could solve if we wanted to?

“The right size for RIPTA is the size where a bus comes when you need it, and promptly delivers you to the place you need to go. The right size for a vision for Rhode Island is one that dreams big, and delivers, not one that tells people just to wait a little longer.”

Popeye is making creepy noises at me send help

In case you missed the memo: it's my birthday! I am so blessed by all of the wonderful humans in my life and while my business is far from a success in Capitalist metrics, I still consider it a success when I think about all of the people I feed through my work. I love you all.

I'm trying to prepare for Day 3 of my annual Birthday Binge but it's so hard to eat delicious greasy food when your body clearly no longer remembers how to digest it

There are rumors that Alexander Ovechkin is pondering retirement and all of my Pittsburgh & hockey news feeds are talking about the rivalry between him and Sidney Crosby and now I am picturing things I can't unpicture. Thanks, #heatedrivalry

Track 15 is a damn fine place for an adult birthday party

I don't believe in gatekeeping: www.micampopupuseriaypanaderiari.com And... for my fellow folks with early start times: they open at 4am most days!

I got impatient and got pupusas today and also preordered food from them for Monday

You might not understand what this mural means, or why it’s problematic. But these guys do.

“If they can automatically enroll men into the draft at 18, they can automatically register Americans to vote at 18. Ask yourself why they won’t” Josh H.

So it turns out paying people a living wage doesn’t collapse the economy; it’s almost like the rich have been lying to us to maintain their power over our lives.

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

So despite not wanting to have a party, I'm now having two parties because I'm a people pleaser.

I'm begging women to PLEASE be careful around any man who defends Trump. You're not safe with them.

In his first 100 days, Zohran Mamdani has: -Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by gig companies -Cracked down on predatory landlords -Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program -Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets This is what leadership looks like.

PSA anti-AI online store-havers: Shopify uploaded your entire catalogue into ChatGPT. It's designed to boost your sales (i.e. if someone says "I want x" the it'll recommend your product) but still fair to be weary.

Time to put crunchy ice in my coffee!

Just a reminder to Congress: Any time you send soldiers to another country to start bombing shit and shooting at shit and killing the people of that country, THAT IS A WAR. If your President is DOING WAR without Congressional Approval, THAT IS A CRIME AND HE NEEDS TO BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE.

Donald Trump fucked kids and committed treason. And he’s an insufferable idiot.

After texting half the list that the party will be on Sunday, I actually looked at the prices at Diegos and decided I want tacopusas instead IYKYK

Chloe spent like half an hour texting all of our friends to meet us at Diegos on Monday. Diegos isn't open on Mondays.

I'm so glad I wasted my entire day waiting for a pick up customer who never showed or even had the decency to respond to my inquiry as to if they were still coming

The Art of the Deal.

Good morning to that one guy who keeps wishing me (and every other Dem) a good morning because I voted for Kamala Harris.

"Do you want to binge one of Netflix's new Original Series?" no i want food to cost less

Triggered by a reddit post: high school was like a race to the bottom when it came to clothing and that's messed up. Like we never called each other fat but why were we all comparing pant sizes?

I've been confiding in people about how I walk everywhere because I have wicked bad anxiety about biking. So far I've received offers to 1. Go to bike jam with me 2. Help me with maintenance and 3. Offers to meet me at my house and escort me on my first ride Bicyclists are truly the best people

Back in 1953, Iran was pretty much ahead of where the United States is today. Until the United States showed up for the oil, that is.

If someone with an arsenal of bombs and guns made a credible threat to commit mass murder, and they were obviously mentally ill, then they'd be involuntarily committed to a mental institution. Forget impeachment. Apprehend him for his own safety and that of others.

Our president is promising to wipe out a civilization tonight. And what is our response? We all drive to work, go to the grocery store, eat out at a restaurant, meet with friends, go to the bar, pretend like this is all normal. It's not. It's madness.

Call Congress and tell them to do their job: 202-224-3121

Food insecurity is at an all-time high and we're still rolling 30,000 eggs down the White House lawn? Ok

I was going to walk home after my appt but instead walked to Madrid and got myself a lil treat for being a big girl at the endodontist. They said I did so good!

i’m having leftover chocolate cake for lunch because i’m an adult and no one can stop me