"Less homicidal" is a wild thing to say. Does that mean Johnny Cash DID shoot a man, but it wasn't just to watch him die? Or that he never shot anybody, but really did want to watch them die?

If you've got the Criterion Channel, "Two Minutes Late" is the best old noir I've seen in a loonnng time. And it's from Denmark, so even though it was olden times, not EVERYTHING had to be subtext!

Google finally apporoved Joyride, the Too Much Joy app. So if you have an Android and want to make robot me recite ridiculous words you type and/or insert your own vocals into two of our songs, this will let you do just that:

Google finally apporoved Joyride, the Too Much Joy app. So if you have an Android and want to make robot me recite ridiculous words you type and/or insert your own vocals into two of our songs, this will let you do just that:

No one else was even wearing a cape in Cape Town and now I feel stupid.

That Too Much Joy app is now available for iPhones. You can make robot Tim tell any lie you want him to, among other things.

Talked to Spin Magazine about Tapedeck: www.spinmagazine.com/2026/06/watc...

Never sure if I should admire or be horrified by the folks drinking cocktails at the airport bar at 6am.

I built an app! It lets you insert your own lie during the false stop in "That's a Lie," or your own rant into "Theme Song." If you know what either of those tunes are, you might like this: joyride-contest.web.app

I have been entrusted with the disposal of a dead friend's CD collection. I am communing with said friend by listening to albums of his I normally wouldn't before selling them all to Amoeba. Which is how I came to play Bitches Brew right after In the Court of the Crimson King. Highly recommended.

So I tried Spotify's DJ feature while I cooked a complicated dinner that literally left me no time to choose a specific artist, album or playlist. I've used it before and found it ok, not great. But, apparently because I spent the last few weeks exploring Mott the Hoople's catalog, it super sucked!

This replacement-level bar band in Grover Beach had at least one genius idea.

Which one is spelled more stupidly: Wednesday, or February?

I don't know when or why GMail updated its grammar checker, but every email I compose now winds up full of underlined bits suggesting I could craft my sentences more perfectly. Needless to say, they are very wrong.

I can't decide if the fact that Mott the Hoople have one album titled "Mott the Hoople," another titled "Mott," and a third titled "The Hoople" is clever or stupid. It really IS a fine line.

I believe this extends to anyone who thinks (or posts), "Too bad he missed." A liberal friend said that to me after Reagan's attempted assassination, and I was horrified. But I've had that same thought after both of Trump's, as have many others. My morals haven't changed. The situation has.

I love everything about Love on the Spectrum except how often and how much my wife laughs whenever one one of the characters has the same likes, dislikes or hobbies as I do. She literally falls off the couch sometimes, she’s laughing so hard.

Was just remembering that brief period of time when double LPs came with sides 1 and 4 on one slab of vinyl, and sides 2 on the other, and turntables let you stack them, so you only had to get up to turn them over once instead of twice. That was kind of crazy.

I never paid too much attention to Mott the Hoople or Ian Hunter's solo career, but the Rubinoos covered Mott's "I Wish I was Your Mother" the other night, and that's sent me down a very enjoyable rabbit hole. I mean, just listen to this!

Now more relevant than ever!

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Jaw

I think a 20 minute session of doing an expressionist painting of Bert was the break down I needed to have today.

Disaster preparedness was not his strength.

All the lawyers in my feed seem to agree the birthright citizenship case will not change the meaning of the Constitution. So, yay?

Not that many (any?) such people follow me, but genuinely interested in hearing what people who were outraged at anyone who expressed a negative opinion about Charlie Kirk after his assassination have to say about Trump's predictably odious reaction to Mueller's death.

Fear of Flying by Erica Jong

I endorse this idea. I would be first in line.

This is easily the subscription I use the most. I encourage others to sign up.

This whole trial has been such a source of joy and inspiration in a dark time. Even Too Much Joy's cop drummer says he's on Afroman's side.

In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have shouted, "Don't I know it!" and gone for a high-fibe after my wife's OB/GYN looked at her pap smear and mammogram results and said, "Your breasts and vagina are fine."

Seriously friends, you want to stream this and then you'll want to own it. Just click and preview "Crush Story" and try not to fall in love with it. It's better than love. It's Too Much Joy. The greatest band you've forgotten about.

It's very easy to have Oakland pride. This city rules.

Probably worth mentioning that any time you play Too Much Joy's most popular album online, all the royalties (such as they are) go directly to the band, as the rights reverted to us yesterday. Expanded edition coming latere this year...

I enjoyed talking to Billboard about our grand ambitions for Tapedeck.

Wouldn’t it be weird if Mar-a-Lago face wasn’t plastic surgery, but something that happens organically the more evil you get? Kind of like The Picture of Dorian Gray on a living human being

Rare good news for trans rights. We need more of this.

They can't stand that they lost the culture. Their main concerns are not shared by a majority of their fellow citizens So they use whatever power they can obtain to make it illegal to not be enough like them They don't even care if you mean it. They just need everyone to pretend as much as they do

Yodels!

I wrote about Alysa Liu and the winter Olympics because of course I did! Thanks for checking it out...it's free! open.substack.com/pub/gina19e/...

Hello from heaven

This whole story is so disturbing. I get that our corporate overlords want AI replacing human workers wherever possible, and some human workers are always going to take lazy shortcuts on top of that, but hoo boy is this grim.

I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

We had a bunch: Linda McCartney, Aaron Sorkin, Tovah Feldshuh, Robert Durst. Also Nina Totenberg and Andrew Ross Sorkin. Farther down the list, but cooler if you dig indie rock, are Chris Brokaw and, um, three members of Too Much Joy.

It is very funny that one of the only people, out of thousands of the ultra rich and celebrities who were exposed to Trump and Epstein's pedophilia, who immediately said fuck this and got out of there was the dude from 2 Live Crew

Santa kills the bird that can't fly when he drops it out of his sleigh at the end.

I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.

The perennial question:

Christmas is a religious holiday that many secular people also celebrate (such as me, an avowed atheist who finds Christmas quite enjoyable without any of what I consider the religious rigamarole).