Today I met a guy who played the Mass Effect trilogy for the first time just last year. He's still walking around with that ache in his heart.

@tbquirk.bsky.social I'm helping my friend build a sex dungeon here and I keep insisting there needs to be electrical plugs on the stage. Finally today she asked why and I said Wonderlick will need a place to plug in their amps. I'm still bummed I missed your Sub Rosa show.

I miss weed delivery.

Neti pots for cats.

Popsicles. I forgot the one thing at the store that I most crave when I'm sick with a sore throat. I put grapes in the freezer and they're a pretty good substitute. But damn it I want to deep throat a good fuxking frozen fruit bar right now.

Damn it I'm getting sick. Seems that I caught something at shibari night which honestly is the most exciting thing you can expect to happen at shibari night.

It's my divorce-aversary! 8 years of unbridled happiness and joy! 🥳🎉

@weedywet.bsky.social I picked up a little something for you in Sweden. Slightly used.

I was scrolling IG when I realized that it was auto translating some videos with AI. I hate this so much. Watch as the original vid appears in English but then has been magically changed to Spanish (to match my phone settings). Fuck this. Fuck AI. Fuck Meta.

It was very cold outside last night so I bundled up Kasumi as best as I could. We didn't stay at the pub very long, she howled every time the wind blew. Kasumi says Free Palestine. #catsofbluesky

@godlessengineering.com Happy belated birthday! 💫🥳

I can't find a hair dye here in Spain that doesn't fade and I've tried so many brands. Which makes me think the american brands contain some horrible chemical that's been banned in Europe.

Without any other visual references, it's impossible to know what scale you're looking at.

My mom was never a very nice person. And when she got dementia all her worst tendencies she'd kept masked started surfacing. She became vile and intolerable, just so f'n rude and snide. That's all Trump is. A scared, withering bigot who's ancient walnut brain is riddled with disease. He'll die soon.

The first time doing something as an immigrant in your new country always feels like a major milestone. Today, I bought a new vibrator. So now I know where a good shop is. Immigrant level +1.

Please enjoy Kasumi in all her splendor. #catsofbluesky

Jesus is dead. Happy Sunday.

I was in Sweden last week and I had IKEA meatballs for the first time ever. Yum!

What happens if you accidentally make a wish at 1:11?

The shorter the man, the wider the manspread.

Eight years ago, I was living in the US and @knucklan74.bsky.social lives in Sweden. We met on Twitter and bonded over Mass Effect, the start of our special friendship. We've been gaming online together ever since and this #N7Day, we met for the first time in person! This is what N7 means to us. 💙

Happy #N7Day!!!!!

I appreciate shibari but I find it boring AF to participate in.

I don't mean to brag but I went on a date tonight. 😎

Kasumi has a cold and I have to give her eye drops 3 times a day. I have not been successful even once.

Is there any reason NOT to get my lower lip pierced?

Maybe there's no such thing as good social media.

I was at a FemDom event recently and I'm still annoyed by how much time I was forced to waste by men trying to convince me that I'm not a lesbian. But it is absolutely insane how much of their own time they'll waste on a lost cause.

Homeward bound. #spain #atocha

Every time I hear someone speaking with an american accent, they're bitching about something.

About 20,000 people showed up in support of Palestine in Madrid today! #Madrid #FreePalestine #FuckNetanyahu #FuckTrump

I've always been a friend to the undead. They're lovely non-humans. 💙 #ParqueWarner #Madrid

Sitting in an Irish pub in Madrid drinking Turkish coffee. What's wrong with this picture? Not a damn thing. 🥰

There is a certain satisfaction in arguing online with dumb americans knowing that I don't share a continent with them.

Electronic Arts is about to make indie games so popular. In their confusion over the lost revenue, they'll compensate with so many microtransactions and subscription fees that the next Mass Effect will be pay-by-the-hour.

You know what's fun? Blasphemy. You can say anything you want about a stupid, weak, insecure, impotent god and he/she/it is powerless to do anything about it. 🤣

Some Sundays are perfect with a slight hangover, good weed, and video games.

Either humans have midichlorians or they don't. Either Bigfoot exists or she doesn't. Theists use weak non-dichotomies like this because they can't provide actual evidence.

There is no god. The jesus is dead and might never have existed anyway. There is no heaven nor hell to worry about. Sin is an imaginary concept woven into a fairy tale in order to control your behavior. Disavow your god and live a happier life here in the real world.

The local kink club has closed. And Pepco has stopped selling Marmite. It's a sad day.

A big fuck you to the american tourists who "figured out" that I'm trans. Your utter bewilderment as you were kicked out of the bar was delicious. Your hate isn't welcome here. Go home and whine to your friends about how awful Spain was. We don't want them here either. I love my city so much. 💕

We need more world leaders calling out Trump and his lies. Loudy and every day. newrepublic.com/maz/post/200...

The bible has been used to justify: Wars Racism Misogyny Homophobia Xenophobia Slavery Sexism Genocide Torture Patriarchy Nationalism Colonialism Conquest The Crusades The Inquisition Gay bashing Clinic bombing Is this why christians call it the good book?

Brunch in Spain. Café, una cerveza, and jamón serrano. 3€.

Did Kasumi play hard at the park today or have a late night out at the bars? Both look the same. #catsofbluesky

Religion takes more than it gives, divides more than it unites, and inflames more than it soothes. It preys on the vulnerable, the desperate, and the young. It is motivated by greed, lust, and power. And its means to achieving those goals are tantamount to genocide.

It's midnight and there was no rapture. They're unfortunately still here.

Hey Bluesky, I need your help. I'm working on a music video and I want to hear about your lost treasures. Please tell me an object you lost that broke your heart. Or an object that if you WERE to lose, would devastate you. What do you own that has the most sentimental value?

It's rapture time and the only way to guarantee getting into heaven is to give all your money to charity. Cashapp: $Kimmybythebay

Given the sheer volume of lies and BS in the bible, if something is NOT in there then it's got a much better chance of being true.