Sadie has opinions.

The worst part of having a really good memory is remembering.

I've stayed under shelter and in the shade all day but I still somehow managed to get a sunburn.

Because of course there's always some creepy guy taking pictures of the topless women. That's not the entirety of why I hate the beach, but it doesn't help. We need women-only beaches.

I'm at the beach. I hate the beach.

Unpopular opinion: I think skydiving is boring. Terrifying, yes. But falling through the sky is just loud and punishing. I did it twice to make sure and yeah, it didn't live up to the hype.

If I had a Max Headroom mask I'd be instantly recognizable. (Does anyone get the joke?)

Happy Sunday! Remember today that god's ways are so mysterious that they're indistinguishable from not existing at all. #christianity

I really liked stickers as a kid which might explain my 9 or 11 tattoos.

I wish my Dad were alive so he could tell me how cool this chord progression key change is. He would've loved it.

I want to sleep as well as Sadie sleeps.

I just saw Disclosure Day. Not bad. It could've been called Close Encounters 2. Disappointing that in 2026 it's a white cast with the same old Magical Negro trope. And Spielberg is apparently a lot more optimistic about the human race than I am.

The only thing christians agree on is that the other christians have it wrong. #atheism

Happy Monday! Sadie is enjoying her breakfast in the plaza. #catsofbluesky

Uh oh, now I actually know someone on Bluesky so I have to behave. 😞

Es tanto, lo se, pero quería ir a Koln, Germany por la pintura de Nairobi, de La Casa de Papel. Estoy muy triste, no lo existe no mas. En google street view ahora esta un anuncio por Nokia. 🙄

Religion isn't a mental illness, however it is indistinguishable from a mental illness.

Why are some men so unnecessarily loud?

I don't remember so much boob sweat last year. 🥵

That Too Much Joy app is now available for iPhones. You can make robot Tim tell any lie you want him to, among other things.

Don't use social media high, Ash.

I can't tell if it's subdrop or I'm just old. #kink

I'm home from Madrid. I didn't see the pope but I'm not religious so that's fine. However I did get put on a cross. #saintandrew

This weekend I learned I can't stay up for 24 hours anymore.

I'm heading to Madrid apparently at the same time as the pope. I'm assuming he's coming to beg me for forgiveness.

I just saved 30€ a night by booking direct instead of through Booking dot com. Just FYI.

I truly cannot fathom how my dad put together a two week multi city European vacation for us in the 1980s.

Where in the Black Forest to go?!

Today a tourist asked me for directions for the first time since moving here. I feel like I belong now.

Titisee. A town in Germany and I can't stop giggling because I'm 12.

I can fly to Zurich for 73€ so why wouldn't I?!

If you get a chance, absolutely date a couple. Not with a man involved, obvs. But an actual thruple with women and/or NBs is equal parts the most beautiful and the most heartbreaking relationship you'll ever have.

The Spanish word "hablaba" always makes me think of Bob Loblaw's Law Blog.

If LGBTQUIA is too difficult to say or remember, you can always just say QUILTBAG. Happy Pride. 🌈

0.001% of the DeLorean's on the road today were used in filming Back to the Future.

@kentremendous.bsky.social This is the longest of shots but my friend Zach wrote a book about basketball history and you would probably love it! He's the owner of the basketball history subreddit, super knowledgeable, and is a great storyteller. Check it out.... a.co/d/0cFWAFbk

The JWs are being really aggressive this morning excitedly ringing all our doorbells.

There's a club here that has "San Junipero" night that is marketed toward straight people and they advertise as having music from the "70s to the 10s." I don't think they understood the assignment.

Every now and then I remember that the closest country to me is in África. Like this week, when the temperature has settled in around 35 C. 🥵

Do you like basketball? My friend Zack is THE most knowledgeable person on basketball history and he wrote a book about it! He's spent years researching it and bringing these stories to life. He makes them interesting even to a non-sports girl like me. Pick up your copy! #basketball a.co/d/0cFWAFbk

I'm saddened to learn that the dildo company who modeled a toy from my own vagina has closed. I honestly thought/hoped that that was going to be my legacy.

I always have a pouch of cat food with me just for these moments. #Catsofspain #Streetcat

Anyone trying to sell you on something based on rewards or punishments after you're dead is clearly lying. #christianity

He's filming something in town right now. I didn't get a picture of him, but I did see that he wasn't carrying a gun.

I just saw Alec Baldwin.

Can someone please bring back No One Lives Forever?

How do you tell your best friend that her wife is a fucking cunt?

This was my award-losing short film for the Internet Archive Public Domain Film Contest. I reimagined the music as well so I'm entering it into the #PublicSongContest. Please take 3 minutes and have a listen!

Todavía bastante deprimida. No me había sentido tan deprimido desde Mass Effect.

Terminé #LaCasaDePapel y me siento, no lo se.... vacía? Como he dicho, lo terminó con Nairobi. Después ella, no me siento nada pero tristeza. 💔