Ethnic name kid here!

My health insurance premium going up 9%. I will never forgive those people for their votes and lack of votes.

😂

Me! Just texted a man as if I really cared. I will never see God's kingdom 😂

Remember to pace yourself. You don’t have to have it all figured out today. You don’t have to have it all figured out tomorrow

Regular degular men really did used to look like Michael Vick and Idris Elba just walking down the street running to the gas station. We used to be a proper country.

The Somalian Goddess! I saw an interview of her after David Bowie died and they way she talked about him and their love... my allergies.

This was an excellent one. Ricky, Bobby, Ralph, and Ronnie were just babies belting this tune out.

OJ was RUNNING THROUGH THE AIRPORT.

Let me go drink this ginger ale and lay down.

Kenny "Meet me Halfway" Loggins -Danger Zone, Top Gun.

Everytime I have to perform literally any function of my job description

Screams! Who did this 🤣😂

He packed Smokey up too on that Cruisin’.

WE SAID ORANGE FÜHRER, NOT BROWN SUGAR! @god

Brother Brimstone you took Diane earlier this week now you took D'Angelo when they should have stayed. If you need another D to take ...we know the exact one you should be taking!!

Opening social media with an existential dread every day and then you find out that D’Angelo passed away and man... the wrong ones keep leaving us

The check on this was your vote on November 5, 2024. You chose Pumpkin Hitler as your president. The Black community accepted that decision and decided to sit down. Now he’s creating the chaos he promised, and you want the same Black people you called fearmongers to put our bodies on the front line?

The message from the Dems should be: The Republicans are driving up your healthcare premiums, withholding pay from federal workers, and forcing military personnel into food lines so that they can protect a pedophile.

Undisputed fact here. I still see Diana Ross tapping that titty.

Fucking MAGA cultists and Never Harris morons, including the "she's not really Black" and "she slept her way to the top" folks that didn't vote brought us the goddamned 4th Reich, and if you think I'm going to forgive them or try to get along with people too stupid to make simple decisions

Screams ...but also ... giggles

i'm paraphrasing but a wise woman, @feralpeafowl.bsky.social, once said though they may be dumb "i still want parity for you bitches"

If it fits I'm gonna change my WiFi to:This is Dorne. You are not welcome.

And it sucks but America is so great 🙄😒

They gon do everything but apologize and reverse course.

I haven't been on here in a hot second and Frau Kraut has the ability to do polls now. 😂

THIS.

"You can fight cancer, you cant fight the musty allegations."

Me not knowing who the fuck y’all are sometimes but still celebrating whatever happy shit you got going on like graduation or promotions

was the fall of rome this damn dumb? like could everyone see it happening beforehand and were like y'all, we are about to do the dumbest thing?

I hope the moon just bust that shit right back down to Earth.

They have Halloween stuff out already. Next month they are gonna throw up Christmas stuff.

I love that Hunter Biden is just letting the chopper fly...sounding just like his damn Daddy. And he put names on all the targets so no one can be unsure of who the hell he was talking about. He said moderate establishment Dems...Progressive Justice Dems...everyone can get it lmfaooo

💙🥹🙏🏾

He seems like a cool guy to hang out with minus the Crack. And I've seen so many unqualified folks in office so why not.

I call bootleg shit Gordon Gartrelle to this day.

ALL YALL HAD TO DO WAS VOTE FOR THE BLACK LADY AND TEACHER!

Aston Martin Vantage

Accurate.

Krispy Kreme has Pac Man donuts. The fat girl in me says Yes! But the other part is screaming DIA BEE TUS.

I also let phone drop on my face if I can't sleep and need knock myself out.

I don't know what kind of sorcery my mom has but she makes the best sunny side up eggs every time. I've watched and tried to duplicate and mines always sucks 🙃 #Foodsky

Is the Pope kin to Beyonce?

I really think that they read on the internet that the American Revolution was started due to tariffs and their understanding goes no deeper than that.

I cannot wait until this meeting is over so I can go take a nap.

China has seen dynasties rise and fall. For all their faults they have adapted and look at the bigger picture so they remain 5,000 years more.

One thing I want Dems to recognize is that these people don’t have to make you feel warm and fuzzy. We need a liberal vampire out here sorry but the time for kumbaya is over. Nobody cares about if you can relate or not.

Enjoy the silence