Christmas card in my store. En garde! Find it here: www.etsy.com/listing/1106...

hi, please, eat the food you want on the holidays you want. my family was choked by one person's expectations of dead great grandma's famous whatever, it was never right, no one else liked that menu. cook what you want, order what you want, use the shortcuts or conveniences you want.

If AI was so great they wouldn't have to force it on everyone. #FuckYouGoogle

I'm going to end this series here for now, with Stitches. Becausd honestly Stitches gives me the creeps. Thanks for spending time with these rotten lil guys!!

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

l've been on a quest for the most autumnal rotting pumpkin, and I think I found it. The wrinkles are my favorite detail.

I've got a new Shout co-authored with my talented bud Jordan De Padova and illustrated beautifully by Livia Weiner. Sláinte! www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...

While I miss October, one of my favorite activities is roaming around post-Halloween and documenting all the jack-o-lanterns in various states of decay. Every pumpkin here is based on one I've found or a photo that someone sent to me. Enjoy??

INVISIBLE MAN (I heard some people have snow???)

For any animator (or hobbyist pals), I'm looking for a beginners' stop motion kit for my 10 year old for Christmas. May I ask for recommendations please? We're trying not to get him a mobile phone yet (because, y'know... window to hell), so the more self-contained and analogue, the better. Thanks!

just....enjoy this

Drew up a poster for what was probably my favorite movie at age 6: the Rankin-Bass/Topcraft animated feature FLIGHT OF DRAGONS

Struggling with comic book storage. What's the best way to keep them protected but accessible?

More proof that the medieval travelog genre, where guys who'd never left their village would insist with the utmost authority that yes foreign lands absolutely had shit like fire breathing chickens, is alive and well.

THE MOST HALLOWEEN YOU CAN READ TODAY www.etsy.com/listing/4389...

Excerpts from my Hallowzine piece, "Don Draper Pitches Halloween Costumes" (edited and illustrated by @evanjohnstondesign.bsky.social). Get the zine to read the rest! www.etsy.com/listing/4389...

MarvelVision is dead! Long love Across the Omniverse! We're kicking things off with WATCHMEN! Watch it now or all of reality will collapse! youtu.be/-ckE01n6eYI?...

THE COUNT

Musk put an aside in his own online encyclopedia about how he supposedly lost 20 pounds

This is all of us

My Hallowzine (made by @evanjohnstondesign.bsky.social ) arrived! F immediately absconded with it and has been enjoying the comics, stories and lists. I'm excited to read it myself when he's finished!

THE MONSTER Is it even Halloween if you don't see this guy?

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

my queen

put money up for this Kickstarter and it came in the mail the other day and I realized I had no idea what was going to be in it, apparently I just read "Hallowzine? A zine...about Halloween?" and then just threw money at it without reading any further ..

Color Cover for Hallowzine III! Only 10 of these were printed-the inside cover says 7, but they sent me 10 anyway. Not sure what I'll do with the extra 3 yet, but it's a fun problem to have. Very grateful to the people who backed this reward!! It's fun to have a variant cover.

Forty minutes spent at the post office, mailing out Hallowzines. If you missed the Kickstarter, you can order a copy here! www.etsy.com/listing/4389...

Zines are shipping!!! If you backed Hallowzine.ink on Kickstarter and haven't given me your address yet, please do!!!

Mets fans

Literally cannot find any photos of the ravey Dr. Seuss hat ppl in the 90s who also sometimes sported pacifiers. My kid doesn't believe it happened. I'm starting to doubt it as well!!

When did the GOP decide that George Soros is the one paying protestors? It's been going on for ages now, but I have no idea how this bullshit started in the first place.

#newcomicbookday couldn’t get better for me this week! Barricade Brigade is on the shelf at my LCS, Wizard’s Asylum! I appreciate the space, staff, and customers here so much, it means a lot to see my work with @longboxcrusade.bsky.social on the shelf!

Comics and scary stories for the hallowed month of October. Only $1, today only! www.etsy.com/listing/1798...

It's-a my birthday, so the PDF of last year's Hallowzine is on sale for ONE DOLLAR today! www.etsy.com/listing/1798...

While my wife and I went out for dinner, my kid read a ton Spelljammer lore. He is now telling me a new thing about Spelljammer every 5 minutes.

It isn't October until you see Frankenstein's monster

Hallowzine 2025 is at the printer, but you can still snag a copy of last year's Hallowzine.ink! Comics, poetry, and short stories, and killer art. Just a few copies left! www.etsy.com/listing/1808...

And we're off to the printer! Thank you to everyone who backed and supported Hallowzine.ink, we should be in your mailbox or inbox in about two weeks!

The bidding on this copy of ALF #1 started at $1. After 17 bids, it is up to $203. I'd make a joke about this, but I'm too bewildered by it.

WE DID IT!!!! Hallowzine.ink is funded and ready to roll!!!! Get ready, October!!!

The Hallowzine.ink Kickstarter closes in less than 3 hours!!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...

If you see this, post a witch in a big hat. 🖤💚🖤

If we could just get two more backers it would make my whole October!!!!! Kickstarter ends at midnight!!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...

The Kickstarter ends tonight! Order your copy before MIDNIGHT. Comics by @leonieomoore.bsky.social and @punkrockkris.bsky.social , humor by @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social , poems by @welhouse.bsky.social and @monostich.bsky.social and so much more!!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...

💀You can order issue 3 of Hallowzine.ink until MIDNIGHT tonight!!! 💀We've got stories, comics, and poetry for your October reading! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...

💀I can't believe we're here, but we're here.💀You've got 24 hours left to order a copy of issue 3 of Hallowzine.ink and you'll support indie artists, writers, and poets who have pulled together to make a haunted house that you can visit any time. www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal... 🎃👻🎃

Me trying to get more Hallowzine.ink readers www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...

Less than 32 hours left to get your copy of Hallowzine.ink!!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...

Issue 3 of Hallowzine.ink is funded, but I would love to get 4 more backers just so we have 4 more readers. This Kickstarter closes on Sept 30th. If you've been wanting something fun and spooky to read--we're it!!!!