Net fans...wouldn't it be nice if there was someone who could, you know, beat his defender and dribble into the paint. That might be cool (if & when we miss the top 3).

little end of november blog on a bunch of stuff: charlie kirk face swaps, twitter falling apart, armand hammer’s mercy, and helen dewitt’s your name here www.neverhungover.club/p/why-is-cha...

New Never Hungover folks. As always Ock has the aux. www.neverhungover.club

I asked about the Nets' kids. In the email Howard used 3 lines to promote. Ask your own questions about MPJ's usage (which I have to assume is gargantuan. I haven't looked).

Danny leading with the MPJ situation. I think since Cam has been out, he’s been a lot better. The mission for him is “increase the value proposition to potential suitors” and things have been looking up on that score.

Collin doing yeoman’s work once again. A game designed to slip under the radar of Commanders & Giants seasons we’d all like to sim to the end of: www.netsdaily.com/nets-scores-...

Game 12 #BSNets report:

Terance Mann was -20 in a game we lost by 7. He got some points but no rebounds, assists or steals. He’s not getting the “rehab my career” vibe he needs to be traded for value. Overall, “shrug” but I wish he was making more plays.

The Nets get precisely 1 minute and 13 seconds and…well yeah.

Game 11 #BSNets report:

Looked up the standings and got unreasonably upset WAS is ahead of the Nets in the race to the bottom (one additional loss…we can catch em!)

Egor Dëmin coogi jersey, I am coming for you. Just you wait there in the team store. I guarantee you there will be summer photos of me on the beach with my kids wearing you. THIS I SWEAR BY CHRIS MCCULLOUGH’s ghost!

It exists!

You have a 75% better chance of getting a BlueSky “like” if your like count ends in a 9. I’m here to get you to a round number, that’s my BlueSky guarantee.

I luv Dunc’d On, but Nate posts on here are unintentional Dril, and you know what? That’s ok.

Was anyone at the Nets game last night, and if so, did you see an Egor Dëmin jersey in the store? If so, did it have an umlaut?

Holy shit! @ocksportello.bsky.social in Defector?!?

I have a small ticket package with the Nets, 12 games, but I got LeaguePass with it and lemme tell you: Keith on the Clips game Strategy Stream was a great way to watch. This whole League is fun as hell.

Game 10 or so #BSNets Report: don’t put it in the paper that I’m mad

Once again, Dëmin is my Poochie (I will allow it so long as Drake is on the floor tho).

Nets’ assistants putting that blown dunk on Egor’s lowlight reel: “One more set of squats & calf raises buddy. You need it. Remember when you couldn’t yam it vs Toronto?”

I’d say MPJ is just getting cardio out there but it’s as if he has a heart monitor and isn’t allowed to get his beats per minute over 60. Offense or defense, it does not matters he’s not approaching his top speed, ever.

@lucaskaplan.bsky.social back to back possessions where Clowney shows off his more powerful frame. Interesting. Heartening, even.

Anybody at the game tonight, let me know if there are Coogi Dëmin jerseys in the Nets store. The umlaut is a step beyond the ability to produce.

So Dëmin isn’t an option: I assume it’s actually because of the umlaut. Wish I could yell at the admin to fix this. @nba cmon guys get the ë sorted out stat.

Hey @nba wouldn’t it be cool if the Nets were posting on here like this for the Coogis?

Why do fans of the loathsome Sixers get this content direct from their admin and I have to try and figure out WTH is going on with the Nets Coogi drops @nba?

So, uh, individual jerseys are not available? @nba.com cmon man. Lemme badger the actual Brooklyn Nets admin about this. Make BlueSky official!

As I am the unofficial team admin until the @nba.com verifies BlueSky, I’m doing promo work for the Nets, as the Coogis have returned. My check from @joetsai is in the mail I am certain.

The Vit batsignal is UP @johnhollinger.bsky.social

@nba.com it’d be cool if there was a verified @houstonrockets.bsky.social account so I could see every angle of Cam Whitmore’s levitating act. Make BlueSky a verified app or whatever.

All this fit-focus must be tiring. Imagine if you low key don’t like your stylist? “Ugh this guy again” every day for the whole season.

Don’t bet against a streak. Rooney Rule? What’s that? Never heard of it (despite literally marrying into the family).

Just posted this elsewhere, but it REALLY needs to be said: no black candidates listed here. I suppose the betting odds take into account the Mara’s a racist asf and have NEVER HIRED A BLACK HC. That’s a real stat. 23 head coaches in a row!

Apologies, but this is what the bettors are saying. Shield your eyes:

QB Dart OUT after finding himself in his bed, transformed, into a monstrous vermin. He will be reevaluated in 4-6 weeks.

I dunno if it’s a for real thing…but Oscar was at the Nets’ Practice in the Park, and if he wants to hop on the Brooklyn fanbase, I’d be happy to have him.

Since NetsDaily isn’t really on here, I’m gonna start posting their recaps a bit. Collin Helwig is doing good things, despite his second odious L: www.netsdaily.com/nets-scores-...

Game 10 #BSNets report: We don’t control the Knicks’ pick this year, so who cares? Let them have their cake. They get fat while we trim down.

Sounds like a good campaign slogan to take a House of Reps seat. Go get that Brad.

Single Dëmin points are worth 3 MPJ points so they’re essentially even in scoring (I’m not watching somebody tag me if something fun happens).

Football is the perfect place for Trump to show up: fully co rollable by his handlers, he can be seated throughout to hide his legs, the crowd will cheer despite him being hated in DC proper. And it gives the WH the chance to show their boy in public. The NFL sucks, man.

@msjnba.bsky.social despite the hot start etc: how do you let this be your POA defense against a good team? Hunter is maybe Cleveland’s 5th guy I’d expect to destroy someone like this.

A great show. Maybe the best distillation of how depression and anxiety can and should stop you from doing your job, but also maybe sometimes not?

Socialism doesn’t believe the government can do a better job than private industry. Socialism believes that a government given a mandate can do the job with equity to all, and without a view toward making a profit. Profiteering in healthcare, education, and the prison system is killing all of us.

I focused on the #Nets rookie who produced one of the few highlights of an otherwise forgettable game on Friday night--Link: open.substack.com/pub/stevelic...

I give @lucaskaplan.bsky.social a lot of rt’s on here but Steve is also in the mines chipping away for loose nuggets. He needs a follow if you’re not already.

Game 11 #BSNets report: I’m in Mexico City, where an amazing Diego Rivera mural has Charles Darwin telling you to listen to my stupid bullshit. (Also, Detroit has perhaps the best Rivera murals at DIA, and Detroit in general whips, go visit). Also we lost.