I call it “the price of the pick swap’s going down”.

Props to the ATL fans that showed out for this. All it takes is a sustained stretch of winning to eliminate the visiting team bs, for any club. It would’ve been worse vs Charlotte, but happy for the home fans. Take it from a Nets fan.

On this particular point: there should be no illusions that Mikal’s effectiveness diminishing because he’s played 638 straight games. That’s too many, and his streak is dumb as hell. No backsies tho!

Whatever the eventual outcome, you can’t tell me the New York Knicks are a serious basketball club. There’s a boa constrictor around this team. And I gather they’re gonna start struggling to break free and get themselves choked out.

Just an infinite loop of the Sickos meme. I feel somewhat sorry for my Knick fan friends, but not at all for this bum organization. Value of those picks inches upwards as James Dolan’s hand itches to get involved.

There’s an avenue for a very lucrative government contract in 2 years: something to root out all the malicious spying tech the Trump admin has allowed to seep into everything. Pretty sure every aspect of the government has failsafes in case the Dems are allowed back into office. Root & branch.

Nets fans, we have the distinction of other teams’ content creators providing us with exactly the kind of scouts we ourselves will need. @lucaskaplan.bsky.social will obviously have some stuff to say but Caitlin is a top pro.

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This mf threw away all the good will his activism could have done to protest the single best medical intervention humans have ever invented. And it’s always for shit like this. Allusion and show. Pick something that actually matters and hammer at it!

@rayratto.bsky.social @defector.com I'll have to fact check you here. "the three worst teams by record, Sacramento, Utah, and Washington" is Brooklyn Nets erasure and we won't stand for it (jk we'll stand for whatever).

Good morning. Starting to wonder if Houston is gonna be able to use their swap rights next year vs the Nets. Lol. ROFL. Tell me about how Ime is some kind of genius again?

How do we all feel about the tall coach? A real mixed bag among the results, but I think they get overlooked for not knowing the strategic element of things because of oafish bias.

This is true, but not for the reason described. The real reason is the commercial where he’s playing his brother in driveway basketball and it’s his real brother, who was also his brother on Oz.

Ya’ll, Mikal missed the game winner. Double agent lol.

Just a reminder...the Nets own every Knicks draft pick in odd numbered years until 2031. And a swap right in '28.

An unexpected but welcome bit of assurance.

A wild thread: 490 million years ago, the seafloor which would become the city of Baltimore was a serpentinite-hosted hydrothermal vent complex. Those vents laid the ultramafic structures that would, in 1812, be discovered as America's first chromite mine.

Tomorrow, we're talking EV public charging on the next iteration of the Zero Emission Transportation Association (ZETA) 'Over-The-Air Update' series.

“Is Noah Clowney a contributor to a good team?” is something we should get an answer to next year.

Lord: I have seen what you have done for other teams with black as a primary color. #NetsWorld

This mf losing the Nets fan vote, I’ll say that for sure. MOST OF YOUR CONSTITUENTS LIVE IN BROOKLYN, DUMBASS.

Liberty people! Serious question: have we not signed Tasha Cloud because we’re nearly capped out or…darker reasons?

Why yes, I am having a drink at happy hour on a pretty perfect Friday afternoon in New York goddamn City and tweeting about basketball, why do you ask?

I dropped the Knicks over James Dolan’s conduct…in 2003. 23 straight years of not regretting that decision. 14 years a Brooklyn Nets fan. Not a single regret.

This is A correct take. Let’s try and be like Zach (I, however, am a hater with poor impulse control. I wanna see KAT and Brunson openly beefing. That sort of thing).

Nets fans: what’s your vibe around the Knicks’ upcoming playoff run? Are you allowing yourselves to feel joy for your friends, or focusing on turning the vibes so rancid that next year’s FRP gains value?

Knick fans, is this your king? LOL. I know shady Chinese businessmen with less paranoia.

I am compelled to sound the alarm: NEW @ocksportello.bsky.social DROPPED WITHOUT ME NOTICING this week. Read it, and be blessed. #NetsWorld www.bkmag.com/2026/04/15/b...

I have checked and I’m at 938 followers. How can I attract a swarm of bots that love NBA content. Someone “call me a bitch” on a stream or whatever gets BlueSky follows. If the Nets get the number 1 pick on May 10th I’m getting it for sure.

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God willing, I’m not on Tankathon everyday ever again, but going 1-11 on the final day is crazy. I should’ve parlayed the bottom 7.

My take is that the Hungarian people saw the first two Deuce Bigalow films and were determined to stop Rob Schneider’s eastward advance before he could complete the trilogy.

Well, the Pistons don’t seem to wanna lose their last game, so here we are. 3rd worst record, mission basically accomplished. Now, to fate. This season has sucked, but hopefully in the way that a forest fire sucks. It eventually allows new growth and seeds to activate, while fertilizing. #NetsWorld

I need us all the get excited and curious about this. Is this new CBA giving greater gravity to super teams? What is going ON RIGHT NOW?!?!?

Well folks, the tank is essentially over. The double-tank games lock the Nets worst outcome as 3rd seed. Potentially, if the Pacers beat the Pistons tomorrow, we could drop to tied for 2nd and get a coin flip vs Indy. What a way to clinch bottom 3…with a whimper.

Lo, and so they did! Now…what are the Raptors playing for on Sunday?

EJ Liddell as a stealth tank commander by flagranting himself out is *chefs kiss*.

Just GOTTA lose!

Holy crap. I, uh, wow.

I’d argue a lot of role players were locked into their roles. Blake Griffin, Patty Mills, Mike James, Seth Curry and others were ready to do their jobs.

Well well well…if it’s not us with our destiny in our own hands. Thank you @indianapacers.bsky.social. Now, Giannis, I call you down from Mount Olympus. Your final home game. Bring your brothers and DARE TO SLAY US. #NetsWorld

Oh man, the Nets are not playing around tonight! As deep a tank as is possible. May not break 30 in this half! What a relief. The magic number remains 3!

LOL. LMAO. THE VOID, SHE CALLS FOR US ALL, ESPECIALLY THESE 10 DNPs.

@lucaskaplan.bsky.social has it right in his Nets Daily wrap up: the tank infests. It’s awful. I’m glad it’s almost over. The Lottery is in almost exactly a month. Let’s get back to competing for real. www.netsdaily.com/nets-scores-...

Another disastrous win. Lol. I shout into The Void. Had fun tho. #NetsWorld

Probably easier to say who IS playing tonight. I have zero confidence we lose. #NetsWorld

Dan Hurley is who people convinced themselves Bobby Knight was. Hurley is a hardass, but has empathy. The kind of guy that may have voted for Trump once, but not three times.

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