#NoKings #Philadelphia

I decided - just now - that I'm going to get super into Dungeon Synth. Problem is, most dungeon synth I've heard so far strays too far into cheesy territory. Anyone got any reccs for DS that doesn't sound like Super Nintendo RPG music? Perhaps less epic fantasy, more moody dirge? Does that exist?

Haven't been on here in several months. I also hadn't been on Twitter for an equal amount of time. So I logged in for the first time in a while earlier. Within a couple of scrolls, I saw slurs. All the main ones, many times. Lovely. So I guess I'll camp out here again instead. S'up?

There must have been something quite convincing in that Myles Garrett contract extension that made him u-turn from wanting a Super Bowl run to re-signing with the Browns...

If you like penalties followed by impotent powerplays, then the Flyers and the Kraken just put on a clinic for you. And props to the ESPN sound guy, who decided tonight was the night to get experimental. Just total fucking mayhem.

Good dude. The best dude. The move was right, but I'm still BIG SAD. Gonna go eat a tub of ice cream and ugly-cry in my 21 jersey. Later, Sarge.

"From my cold dead hands" -Nick Sirianni, probably

Can't have POOP games anymore. Because of woke

I've had chance to sleep on this, and reflect on it, and these were a terrible idea.

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

Sure, were up by a few scores, but I'm still thinking about the Coors sloth who didn't catch the beer. I cackled like a witch.

First drive and they're on their bullshit. At least try to make it look like you're trying to be impartial.

32oz jack and coke, third of the night, because like the Philadelphia Eagles, I'm putting it all on the line tonight too.

Go birds 🦅

Jake the Make clocking in early. Sometimes I arrive at the office early, but it's only ever to steal stationery. Go Birds.

That's my team. Fuck Nazis, Go Birds

Simpsons predicted the future again. My future, in about 6 hours time. Go Birds.

Go Birds, but also

It’s important to remind people today that: -Philadelphia is the best country on earth -The people are amazing specimens and the envy of all outsiders and -Its football team is going to curbstomp the opposition tomorrow. Thank you. God Bless.

Gritty continues to be a real one

The best part of this Musk-fallout is the granular-level analysis of the salute. The angle of the arm is wrong, it goes out to the side too much. he doesn't hold it long enough. I guess the apartheid-sympathizing, AfD-supporting, far-right-retweeting grandson of Nazis cannot possibly be a Nazi.

I saw someone on r/punk (of all places, ffs) defend the Musk sieg heil as meaning "I give you my heart, America". At this point, the GOP could behead a child live on TV, and their staunch defenders would say "the kid wanted to be beheaded" We are living in a cuckoo clock.

Next week, Divisional Round drinking game. Take a shot every time Tom Brady calls someone a freak. You will not live to see the end of the game.

My Fitbit thinks I'm exercising, and just congratulated me on maintaining this heart rate zone. I've been sitting still for 3 hours. Sports is dumb.

Nakobe Dean-shaped hole in the middle of the field. Only he and Baun seem capable of making tackles.

Dallas Goedert getting YAC like:

A completion! GREASE THE POLES!

Why isn't the offense playing well? I specifically requested it.

That flop from Gibson was Neymar-like. What a sell.

FROSTYYYY

Spent some time on the other app this morning. It seems like almost all interactions go something like this: A: [totally rational, normal opinion on something that is not that serious] B: Pronouns in bio, haha, libt*rd idiot. Bet you have blue hair. Rabble rabble rabble. Hellscape.

I inexplicably watched a few episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond this holiday period. Here is the plot of every episode: Ray: let's have sex Debra: no *whiny Raymond noises* Pepper in a few "Debra can't cook" jabs from Marie, and "I wish my wife was dead" from Frank, and that's your 22 minutes.

The Cowboys being America’s team is actually pretty fitting given the current state of both (real bad)

"Did he move?" *Micah Parsons jumps offside* "Mailata points at him, I dunno" Is there a gas leak in the booth?

Another offside missed.

“The ruling on the field is the runner was down by contact. 1st and goal.” Nick Sirianni:

Didn't look there was a definitive angle of Pickett supposedly being down by contact on that first tush push. If they call it a TD on the field, there's no way they overturn it.

Cooper DeJean out there looking like he's about to start turning bodies into dead bodies.

Micah Parsons wants to be an Eagle so bad, two 4th and 1 plays in a row he's lined up on offense.

Ok, no, don't do this.

Ditch KP. Just go Wildcat on every snap, because who even cares.

Mentally and physically preparing for Wednesday.

This is how Saturday morning is going.

Well, that settles it. I'm wearing my Laughton jersey all weekend.

I know you guys will be more respectful than the "people" on other app.

Matvei Michkov is ready to kill a mf

A win, 9th in a row. Saquon rushing record, and I am furious.

Good throw, Jalen. I'm sorry about what I yelled at my TV 1 minute ago.