I cracked the code on this Two things: 1. Establish a “tradition gift” 2. Keep a list of things people like, all year. Tradition gift - something you know they always like, and you can get them every year. They’ll look forward to it every time. …

I don’t do this often but

My best friend’s uncle is my uncle. Because he was cool and I thought he should be my uncle too.

This nonsense wouldn’t happen if I could still plug headphones into the stupid phone

It’s a unique kind of dread when nearly the whole way through your run you realize your pockets are empty and don’t know if your AirPod case got left at home or fell out of your pocket somewhere in the last 5km

Someone who writes colums for the newspaper in my old city about ice fishing keeps texting me I think he thinks my number is someone else’s He tells me he does Gary’s marketing and wants to touch base The only Gary I know is my uncle and he is retired I guess he’s going to call me in the morning

Creating my own nightmare because I’m absolutely addicted to feeling like shit and the world doesn’t throw enough of that at me naturally.

LiveJournal is how I learned to vaguepost

Those guys are exhausting. Feels like so much effort to engage with the world in the way these manosphere dudes do.

NEVER !! - dashare.zone ADMIN

(•_•)⌐■-■ <)   )╯ siding /    \ ⌐■-■ \(•_•) (   (> with your oppressors /    \ (⌐■_■) <)   )>  won't save you /    \

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

Me, I fear.

Ow.

Hi.

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

much like global warming ppl don’t believe muppets are close to extinction: a thread

Muppets Christmas Carol is the best telling of the Dickens classic. Also Michael Caine is one of The Muppets.

Delete a letter, ruin a movie: Tar Wars

Sorry for not sharing my sandwiches for a while. Not really living up to my namesake lately.

This is where I post from

Aphelion

Aphelion

“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

Moderne Burger and Hubbub Sandwiches in Vancouver. RIP.

the muppets in famous works of art: thread

Me: "I'm okay" Also me:

that's my fucking GOAT

BLADE FACT™ wesley snipes’ teeth are really that gorgeous