Rather magnificently, my wife’s nephew Doug is quick off the blocks, superb effort, laundry dryer, bicycle #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

So, I just discovered #duvetknowitschristmas and I think my situation qualifies

This year we’ve been upgraded to “The Annexe of Estrangement”. Apart from a model shark on the bed and an excess of gym equipment, all is looking good. But what the hell is going on with the pumpkin summoning charm on the other side of the room? And who needs 5 freezers? #duvetknowitschristmas

#DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025 The Peach Room of Doom awaits, with a bonus clothes dryer, his and hers towels, and after 24 years of marriage the Formica Stool of Chastity guarantees a hankypanky-free night Donate to @centrepointuk.bsky.social at www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know... h/t to @rhodri.biz

Happy Christmas everyone! Especially to those campaigning for change and our supporters. And especially those campaigning for a safe route through the borough we live in, like along this stretch 🙌🏻 IYKYK Other things … 1/3

This sign on the windows at the Prince pub in North London really made me laugh today. It’s not far from Ally Pally, where the darts are on, and everyone heading there is dressed up. Soon after seeing this, I saw two people walk past dressed as giant bananas. Also it … 1/3

With so much good work to trumpet @citywestminster.bsky.social was commended by @londoncycling.bsky.social and our own @marksmithies.bsky.social won an award 🎉🥳🙌... We EVEN spotted this CYCLING ELF doing a victory lap in the city! Feels like Christmas has come early - bring on 2026!!!

I felt really emotional seeing @citywestminster.bsky.social on the board as being highly commended at the LCC awards. Has this ever happened before does anyone know? Huge well done to @maxsullivan.bsky.social and @adamhug.bsky.social for such trailblazing. Wonderful!

What a brilliant video - a Christmas Elf on a bike out in Westminster. Have a look at what they’re feeling festive about when it comes to cycling infrastructure! And turn the sound up for a Christmas classic. If this doesn’t get you in the Christmas spirit, nothing will!

Absolutely! I also think a mooch at Green Lanes has to be on the cards for 2026.

Here’s me leaving the one little pitiful stretch of cycle lane with a bit of protection on Green Lanes. I meet people every day in Haringey who tell me that they’d cycle if there was a safe route through the borough. I do hope Haringey council will get on with it soon. - 16/17

The wonderful Mariam, CEO of Joyriders won the “Active Travel Hero” award. Quite right too. What an absolute legend! Mariam works so hard and is a true inspiration and role model. … 10/17

So Ben and I went up to claim the award. I sang a bit about wanting cycle lanes obviously. (All I want for Christmas is … protected cycle lanes). And I went through some numbers. At HCC we have 500 members, a newsletter and meeting IRL once a month, (that I can hardly ever go to) … 7/17

Yes, do hire me. Hugs are optional 🤗

The outstanding @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social AKA Mark Philpotts won a “Take Notice” award. Quite right too. He’s so huggable and also SO good at designing junctions! A former council transport officer, he’s now working as a consultant, advising and designing. Hire him people! … 11/17

Great recap of an inspiring evening - thanks @londoncycling.bsky.social and especially Jess for such careful organising and hot chocolate making !

Big night last night! It was the London Cycling Campaign awards 🏆 Ben House and I cycled to the event in Soho from Bounds Green. Here at the Haringey Cycling campaign we were up for 2 awards - so I had a SEQUIN TOP IN MY PANNIER people! How extremely snazzy! On the … 1/17

This is a friend of a friend - Zoya’s dad Stephen is missing - he was last seen in Tottenham and is local to Haringey. Please keep your eyes peeled and share with your networks

I’ve been working a lot with Fairlight Cycles, who recommend people come to me for a fit before they order their bike This Saturday I had three Fairlight fits. Only one of them was through Fairlight. The other two mentioned social media @bikesbooksburritos.bsky.social @carlafrancome.bsky.social

These folks have a *much* better idea - www.righttoroam.org.uk/about.

Excellent thread about the joys of the countryside, from the excellent Carla. But don't you all be coming from your big towns all at once now 😉

find out where North is. Who knew? It was interesting seeing what it’s really like walking in the countryside - for a start the main road had no pavements, and I was thinking of friends that would find stiles and grass impossible. So it wasn’t for everyone. It’s quite ableist … /4

This week, we had our festive work day out, and decided on a big ramble! We started at Tisbury train station in Wiltshire, and travelled to the Pythouse Kitchen Garden. Have any of you been? OMG. It has a green Michelin star people! Anyway back to the walk … 1/9

Megha was embarking on her journey on a rental bike & only began cycling in the city, during the summer. When we let her know about the proposed changes, she thought it was a no-brainer, ‘safety first, right?’ - Mega props, Megha! Lastly: notice where the cycleway stops cold?🤔

Isn't it crazy when positive change seems possible!? 😀🤪🙌 Londoners have cycled & manifested HARD & @CityWestminster are delivering! Latest eg: the brand new Bayswater Road consultation, with kerbed protection for a vital East-West corridor. Full details & cyclist testimony⬇️

At the moment I go out of my way and ride through the park (on permitted routes ofc). This will save that faff and take bikes out of shared spaces in the park, which are never really satisfactory

Hurray to the possibility of protected cycle lanes on Bayswater Road 🎉🎉 Bravo @citywestminster.bsky.social for launching a new consultation and plan. Kerbed lanes too, delicious. Anyone cycle on this stretch? Would mean Miguel and thousands of others would benefit!

LONDONERS! ⏰⏰⏰ Today is the LAST DAY to support the sustainable Transport Strategy consultation for Westminster. The borough has voted with its feet by adopting a LOT more cycling & walking, so let's make sure transport planning now reflects that! 🚴🚶‍♀️🌿https://sts.commonplace.is/

A big thank you to the person at the PTA at our school who put me on the iconic “poo in the loo stand” to run for an hour 🥳 Five poo’s to throw in the loo, absolute hours of fun. (I did have a Christmas jumper on, but got too hot!) There was lots of cheering and whooping -/1

SO, over to an important question at this time of year: How to leave a Christmas party? Should you do big goodbyes or slip out? Whatever you choose, I’d advise against doing what I did on Tuesday - leaving in someone else’s coat 😨 … 1/6

I reached into the biscuit tin at work yesterday for a delicious Malted Milk, only to discover there was chocolate on the underside! Believe me I’m a lover of chocolate. But I felt this a completely unnecessary edition! Almost a biscuit blasphemy!

So - public speaking - it’s a THING isn’t it! 😨 I was booked to do an 8 minute presentation yesterday at tech UK, about the origin story of our company and what we do, with slides too. I spent a lot of the weekend practicing it, hoping to get it just right. … 1/7

Cycling has transformed Sabine's life, saving her time, money, and stress on every trip. She says: "I’m fitter, more confident and more independent. I really look forward to my journeys now." "It’s nice knowing I can get where I need to be on my own terms." 5/7

Brilliant to see my daughter Sabine’s first article in print in the Ham & High www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/255880..., telling her story about the day she stopped waiting for the bus – and started saving £1,000 a year. 1/7

Sabine cycled a lot at primary school, but didn’t cycle as a teen because her friends didn’t. So it was amazing to see her find the confidence to get back on the road – and now she’s even inspired a few friends to start cycling too. 4/7

Having spent several years and £1,000s of pounds using public transport, just before turning 21 she made the switch to cycling. She dusted off my mum’s old bike, pumped up the tyres, and we rode to uni together a couple of times to find a quiet route she felt comfortable with. 2/7

This is the most beautiful and moving story, of a woman in her early 20s who’s travelling on public transport, when her dad encourages her to get a bike out of the shed and start riding. Read it and weep! 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I have done several errands with my e trike over the past three days. Everywhere that I went, someone started a conversation with me about it. If you want to keep up social connections, ride around on a cool trike! @bikewinnipeg.bsky.social @carlafrancome.bsky.social

20 Nov - Handlebars of Happiness features storyteller @lesabrecanberra.bsky.social who’ll explain his latest epic. He took his recumbent tricycle from Canberra to London, rode from Heathrow and hung out with good eggs like @carlafrancome.bsky.social, before riding through parts of ENG & France.

Haringey folks and those in neighbouring areas, please fill out this consultation about bus lanes and pedestrian crossings around Alexandra Park. It doesn’t take long and it feels great to get your views in the mix! I loved filling out all the boxes … haringey.gov.uk/streets-road...

I just kicked the metal “sick bowl” that’s under the bed and it made a great “gonggg” noise. I realised this is probably the closest I’ll ever get to going to a sound bath session.

Sound up for some wholesome joy! 🙌🏻 We celebrated the opening of a new playground locally today, in an area called The Green, Bounds Green (right by the Ranelagh pub). The “Friends of the Green Bounds Green” have done an amazing job of getting to this point and I learnt … 1/9

Westgate has a lovely wide path for cycling. I loved this chalk note on the wall in the 3rd picture: “Parker + Mummy + Bike ➡️” so cute! There was a lot of us and we were on foot but I’ve cycled around this area before and along here and it’s gorgeous. … 2/9

Smashing few days this half term in Westgate-on-Sea and Margate. They’re near each other with interesting cute towns and sandy beaches so well worth exploring (and a lovely cycle route along the coast too). Here’s some of my favourite bits … 1/9

@carlafrancome.bsky.social The Local Cycling and Walking Infrastructure Plan in East Herts is at the consultation stage until Nov 5th. Can you share the above article ⬆️ which has links to the public survey? 🙏 Here's what you wrote 2 years ago for us... ⤵️

A glorious Sunday morning thread about a trip to Manchester (and Birmingham) from @carlafrancome.bsky.social who is a giant of photo thread creation. 👇

Well I thought I should update you all on the work trip after the booking.com debacle! So in Manchester me and a colleague stayed in the Britannia (I could ring up and book it, talking to a human!) And we weren’t disappointed. It was like being on a ship in … 1/12

We’re looking for local stories. Do you have a favourite road to cycle on in Haringey, or something else to talk about? Let us know!

Maybe I’ll pop in.

This, folks, is why you should never make a hotel booking on @booking.com I’m booking two rooms in a hotel for later this week near Manchester for myself and a colleague, and started by ringing a B and B directly, the Ascott Hotel. They told me .. /1