I was telling my partner how one of J’s educators told me they have beautiful manners today, and I asked J why it’s important that we use manners and they replied “so we can get cookies & food 🙂” I guess the appreciating-the-things-people-do-for-us lectures aren’t quite sinking in yet lmaoooo

In this day and age, I think it’s morally repugnant that Netflix uses images from the original Bob the Builder on the menu, yet only has episodes of the new animated series available. Absolutely reprehensible.

A few weeks ago, I started a chart of when our typical grocery items go on special & what the discount is. Wednesdays are swiftly becoming my favourite day of the week, I looooove filling that thing in

My younger sibling shaved their head like me & wow I forgot how much we look exactly the same genetics is so weird

shop is discounted until this Saturday 🩷 sweatermuppet.bigcartel.com/product/get-...

I don’t feel very sad anymore, but I don’t think I’m feeling much of anything at all, which is definitely worse hehe haha

Officially accepted a job offer for a promotion, and also finally called to cancel my top surgery 😌 having a really normal time

My kid’s working out the concept of yesterday/today/tomorrow, and they’ve asked a few times recently “today is tomorrow?” and usually, in the context they’ve asked, the answer is yes. I’m constantly stunned by how confusing the world must be when you’re 3, and how much they soak everything up anyway

Taking 3 hours to see friends on a weekend instead of spending every possible minute that I’m not at work Being A Parent Telling my husband to take all the time he needs before starting to look for work, so he can take care of himself & his mental health first

my kid just asked me “why is your chin like that?” And when I asked them what they meant, they just lifted their own chin up & pointed at their neck and said “like that” So, no clue what they’re talking about, but I certainly am gonna feel self conscious about my chin for the rest of the day

I had a dream about making out for hours, now I have a desperate need to make out for hours for real

Retail workers are never flirting with you 😤 …unless the “retail worker” is me, and the “you” is anyone 30+ who looks queer 😇

I’m reading a book atm and I’m not enjoying it very much overall but the most unforgivable choice the author has made is to spell “cum” as “come”??????

I deactivated my tikt0k on a whim, which has been pretty good tbh except I just caught myself watching reels on purpose 😬

Mail day! 😭💖

There’s a cleaner in the centre where I work who, like me, has a bit of a sour resting face lol but I try to make a point of smiling or saying hello to all of them when we pass & now when he sees me & we say hello, his whole face lights up and it’s the highlight of most of my days tbh

be a faggot. be a pervert. enjoy life

Okay I got some good news & also received some mail I’ve been looking forward to this morning, the universe heard my pleas 🙌💖

Okay nevermind, I played with my kid & we sang “row row row your boat” while simultaneously tickling each other & then doing the scream at the end really loud and I think I’m fixed

yeah man

if ur trans there's one thing in the world i want from u and it's for u to love urself

I am begging the universe for just one (1) small win 🙏 please, let me catch even one break, I’ve had enough of the calamities & inconveniences I need some good fucken news

🦋

Walking in to work knowing that school holidays are finally over like

I seem to have a chat notification but I refuse to do the age verification lol if one of you angels sent me a message, could you please do it again but on another platform? 🥲😇 insta is @ biggaykay if we’re not already mutuals there too x

I shaved my head again and it seems that, in the short time my hair was bleached, I started going grey at my temples and couldn’t tell lol

God made your hands to inject cross sex hormones and jack off your friends, don’t waste it.

I’m trying to remember the name of a show, it was about a middle aged butch lesbian with OCD(?). Weird Al was in it maybe as someone’s husband? She was always compared to a character on an SNL-type show who was a caricature of a lesbian & she hated it; but somehow ends up friends with the actor

I wonder how old my kid will be when I finally stop putting my hand on their chest in the night to make sure they’re still breathing 🥴

Found this fan while packing things up at home & unfortunately for everyone around me it is sooooooo stimmy 🥰

Just saw someone wearing a shirt that said FEBRUARY across the front despite the fact that it’s the 25th of January? What is this world coming to

Decided not to wear a bra/binder out for my little hot guy walk & it’s surprisingly comfortable; why is existing in this body a constant battle between physical & psychological discomfort

Just listened to the devil went down to Georgia for the first time in years, and damn it still hits just as hard as ever

What’s up with those cars that look like Staffies when you seem them in the rearview mirror?

I have to cancel my own top surgery & if you feel sad for me about that (you should), then please give some money to Augie to help with getting theirs 💖 it will help me feel a lot better about the whole shit show; that’s helping 2 trans people for the price of one!!! What a bargain!!!

These videos are the only thing stopping me from having a complete menty b this week 😌

New hat 😌💖

Being transsexual is so good. It’s everything I could have ever wanted, and I can’t believe I get to be it forever. I can’t believe I get to die happy, no matter what.

TGIF 🥴

There are simply too many of the wrong kind of noises

Greatest city in the world

I’ve been looking forward to this knock-off beer both a normal & healthy amount 😌

Sometimes I do forget to say please, but I always make up for it by saying thank you an truly annoying amount of times

Do you reckon I could get a discount on a gym membership if I told them my psych agreed that it’s really important for me to Get Big? That it’s for Medically Necessary Gains?

At least there’s women

Did 50 minutes of talk therapy; I’ve gotta be fixed now, right?