Something just moved. I promise you. Something over there just moved. See where the darkness meets the water? Just there. Just now. Keep looking. It went in behind that building. No, not that one. The other one. #mellotron #ambient #nocturnes #skymusic

Reading about this #Bondi creature now. If you appear in court as a witness and refuse to answer questions, or are deliberately evasive, or start making personal attacks against those questioning you, what would you expect to happen to you? One for @barristersecret.bsky.social maybe?

All of you best pray of Dolly. She is to be protected at all costs. I don't even believe in a higher power, but damned if I'm not going to pray for her tonight. Dolly asks, I shall provide.

How the *shiny blue fuck* is it that we can view every other country as a threat due to immigration, weaponry or that 'they look a bit...y'know...funny' and yet somehow forget about China? #WeAreBeingPlayedAndWeDontKnowTheGame

This. Is. Brilliant.

Are they having a fucking laugh? #Tories #ICE #Guardian

Stephen the Waxy Lemon

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

You *sure* you've thought this through, John?

So. You'll still be king. Not that much of a change then, is it?

Darkness falls around like a cold wet blanket. It's never raining again. It will not need to. Cold buildings. Hard stone. Deep waters bob like elegant, silent oil. Beneath the surface runs incomprehensible life in myriad patterns, forever unknown. Everything will be fine. Just you wait and see.

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

Huh?????? @coseyfannitutti.bsky.social

How many fucking coffee shops do we really need?

'Hidden'? I thought the #Met were fairly open about this sort of thing...

We're all really just scratching about in the darkness here. We don't live by the rules anymore, and even if we tried to we'd lose interest in it right away. I don't think anything really counts as points any longer. #ambient #mellotron #skymusic #slowmusic

Just watched this. Surprisingly good. Also strangely hilarious. #weapons

There have been 6 mass shootings in the USA over the past 24 hours. The casualty count stands at 41. Here’s the President of the United States of America.

If I ever have to work out whether or not a person has a sense of humour, I show them this moment from #RenAndStimpy and wait for the reaction. The first time I saw this I was nearly *paralysed* with laughter.

Now watching: MCMLXXII Good lord. Could these guys play or what?

Where in the name of ** sweet cunting fuck above ** does Reform find people with names like this? Is it actually some sort of extended comedy routine?

Is there a name for the genre of music documentary where they pretend to discuss a band or artist, but really are just using it as a vehicle for the same journalists - especially that bald guy who looks like a cross between Sal Solo and the vampire from Salem's Lot - and 'childhood friends'

I'll just drop this in here... #HHGH

Funny that. He blames 'people#'. I would have banked on it being kestrels, myself. #WhoActuallyGivesAFuckingFuckAboutTheseFuckingFuckers

"Prince Andrew has previously strenuously denied any wrongdoing. Musk has previously been quoted as saying that Epstein had invited him to the island but he had declined." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

There's that sound around me. Again. It might be behind me. Maybe not. Maybe just a bit to the left. And that faint smell again. Smells like juniper, or something. The room is shifting. It wasn't this dim a minute ago. And now it is. That shadow just moved. Just a little towards the drapes.

Traditional progress being made 1. Bomb them or encourage them to be bombed 2 Criticise the bombers 3. Offer to rebuild 4. Offer to govern This is how imperialism works. Not with a whimper, but with a bang. And a building contract.

Something tells me that they were not going to be exactly queuing up for the German market anyway... www.thenational.scot/news/2549626...

My biggest problem with this #DigitalID nonsense is that *just say* they make a really robust and secure system that will be taken as absolute *gold standard proof* that you are who you say you are. Somebody *will* hack it. Guaranteed. Now how will you prove who you are? We'll be far worse off.

Read whole thing www.wired.com/story/oral-h...

An ambiguous headline. It reads as though those clever Chinese have come up with a cure for The Gayness.

I bet there are loads of people around the planet who had no idea who Jimmy #Kimmel is or was or will be. And now they do. #Marketing101

Rapture's off. Sorry.

Just reading a history of #MI5 to find that the branch set up to deal with the issue of internal penetrations was designated #KY. #NeverKnewTheyHadItInThem

Her spokesperson said it was sent “in the context of advice the duchess was given to try to assuage Epstein and his threats”. What 'threats' would these be? #Ferguson #Epstein #GriftingCow #GrandOldNonceOfYork

Where is the best place to watch the #Rapture from? I want to get a good view of things as they happen.

Not a bad settlement for a demonstrably flaming wrongcock like him. #RedBull #F1 #Horndog

I saw this outstanding film tonight. Excellent script, outstanding performances, and a hugely - one hesitates to say it, given the subject matter - entertaining experience. www.imdb.com/title/tt1895...

Yeah. But still. Fuck the mouse.

This is kind of fun. Load up this page and hit F5 every half hour to watch the number increase.

He's 82 years old. This can only enhance his legacy among true fans.

Sounds like something you can barely see from the corner of your eye when you're being distracted by something you wish you had never encountered. A series of dull encounters. Moments you wish you hadn't lost. Something moving behind you. Is it there? Or is it not?

Something else wicked this way comes on Bandcamp. This actually turned out exactly as I had hoped, which was pleasing. Darkness in the shifting moonlight. Living silence is all around. Everything flows like the water, carrying you away without any resistance.

Now I find my timeline here is infected with images of guys pissing themselves (literally) whilst wearing denim shorts. The fuck is wrong with people? #GetAnAlgorithmFFS

Do people actually give a tiny fuck about this drivel?

What a time to be alive.