I may have misread Farage’s intentions with the whole ‘pure cold rage’ thing, but is he essentially saying that we need a return to the days when police automatically assume brown people are the perpetrators of crime?

Farage on the murder of Henry Nowak: “(we) should respond with pure, cold rage” Farage on the murder of Sarah Everard: “We must not allow the tragic murder of a young woman to turn into attacks on men and attacks on the police” What changed?

Anyone else think it’s insane that the World Cup starts *NEXT WEEK*? We’ve only just had the champions league final. Players need more rest than this. Declan Rice may be a great athlete but he’s not superhuman.

I’m sure I’m in a minority because it’s Arsenal, but every time I see that challenge on Madueke it’s a penalty. No matter people trying to retroactively say he pulled Mendes to the floor; he’s beaten Mendes for pace, gets his body between the ball and the player and gets flattened.

That is a clear and blatant penalty, shocking

14 yo is sneaking into a 15 movie, literally hours before he turns 15.

What are the chances his phone gets ‘lost’ ?

Why does Alan Smith expect Zubimendi will start the Champions League final? Has he not been paying attention for the past few weeks?

Haven’t been to Selhurst Park in decades - seeing it now it looks no different. Very old fashioned, could do with an update.

Losing in the play offs is one of the worst feelings as a football fan. Middlesbrough have managed it twice in a couple of weeks.

Was on a plane for a few hours yesterday. Had downloaded the first few episodes of The Beatles Anthology. Haven’t seen it for decades. Flying is so dull but I cannot describe how it made me feel. Maybe it was AALS but I could have wept tears of joy throughout, it’s utterly glorious.

Maybe I’m miles off the mark but is there a reason why Sadiq Khan is not being talked about for an Andy Burnham style return as leader? He seems pretty sensible and has a spine.

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It’s done now

Let’s be fair, if that had been a red for Havertz it would have been one of the softest reds I’ve ever seen

Oh my god this is stressful #Arsenal

Get in. (All the pundits desperately trying to find some pushing in the box) #Arsenal

Despite the great cameo last week, Odegaard is not the player he used to be. We are missing MLS #Arsenal

Booking?? #Arsenal

Been listening to Gary Neville for 8 minutes and already I want to rip my ears off

Don’t understand MLS has been dropped. #Arsenal

Hey West Ham fans, when you get relegated it’s not because of a single, last minute VAR call; it’s because you have been shit almost all season.

Watching Celtic v Hearts. Made the mistake of looking at the league table. What the hell is going on??

I see that Palace have decided the best way to avoid controversy at corners is not to try and challenge for the ball at all.

Palace really are woeful.

Alan Smith extremely generous with his praise of Phil Foden, even suggesting that an in-form Foden would be a boost to England at the World Cup.

I see Maddison has been doing interesting things with his hair while out injured.

That offside against Calvert-Lewin was not the same picture they originally showed, where he definitely looked onside. #spurs

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You can tell that was definitely a foul on Raya because Gary Neville said it was

I see the ref has found his yellow cards #Arsenal

Seems as though West Ham have been given permission to leave a foot in and the ref is happy to turn a blind eye. #Arsenal

That’s two West Ham yellow cards the ref has missed

Oh Gary Neville just stop fucking whining, you’re so dreary and dull

Haven’t seen Brentford much this season, but is Jensen always this ineffective? He’s so weak, constantly bullied off the ball.

If Schade got every foul that Doku gets Man City would be down to about 9 men by now.

If Brentford could somehow grab a goal Man City would shit themselves for the last 10 minutes

So is a goalkeeper allowed to just knee someone in the back?

Didn’t Nunez push Schade over there?

Why does Bernardo Silva have his first name on his shirt instead of his surname? Is he playing professional football or on a stag do? #ManCity

Watching the local election news and thinking of the numerous times over the last 20 years when a government got an absolute hammering in and the message they took from it was ‘the country has spoken and it’s telling us we need to do more of what we’re doing’

That has to be a penalty based on Champions League rules

For any Arsenal fans watching, apparently the correct way to approach a Champions League semi final is to leave yourselves completely open at the back and concede half a dozen goals within a couple of minutes of the second leg. #BAYPSG

Just rediscovered the joy of singing along to REM’s Green as a distraction to cooking tea

You allowed to stamp on players now? #Arsenal

I see Tottenham have taken to celebrating throw-ins now

Surely that should be the last time a team ever plays that stupid ‘goal kick to the keeper in his own six yard box, putting him under pressure’ routine. #MUNLIV

Gary Neville, Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt preparing their columns titled ‘why beating Liverpool means Carrick shouldn’t get the Man United job’.

Christ, Trossard might as well be wearing wellies. #Arsenal

Has Trossard done anything right since coming on?