Assume QAnon is all over the Epstein files, given that this is what they said had been happening?

Gyokeres has to score there

Why has Madueke not got an assist for that second goal? He practically scored it.

Looking forward to reading all the complaints about the Leeds players crowding the Leeds goalkeeper for that goal. #Arsenal

Anyone else looking at the newly-released pictures of the Beatles movie actors and thinking ‘um, no’?

Just phoned a local company that’s obviously used an AI tool or service to record the outgoing message. “Please leave your name and nummer”, which I guess is one way a robot would pronounce number.

My train to London is apparently delayed due to ‘the train being late leaving’. That’s not a reason!

Has Martinelli ever been tried up top? #Arsenal

Jesus showing why he’s never been the answer to the number 9 problem in the Prem. #Arsenal

How can there be no assist for that goal? #Arsenal It’s either Odegaard or Timber, surely?

The right thing to do would be for FIFA to move the World Cup from the USA. But honestly I think that Trump would literally use that as a reason to declare war on Greenland.

I wonder how many of Trump’s cabinet or prominent Republicans are trying to work out how to stop him. Because that number can’t be zero - there’s no way they’re all feeling comfortable on this trip. Many will be, I’m sure, but surely there are conversations behind the scenes about what to do?

I know there are more important things, and multiple other lines will have been crossed if this happens, but if Denmark qualifies for the World Cup and Greenland gets invaded by the USA, what then?

I know there are more important things, and multiple other lines will have been crossed if this happens, but if Denmark qualifies for the World Cup and Greenland gets invaded by the USA, what then?

Based on what? The Australia ban hasn’t been in operation long enough to draw any conclusions from it.

I genuinely wonder whether FIFA has a contingency plan for the #WorldCup2026 in the event that the USA becomes unstable? I suspect not.

Why the hell is the Carabao Cup semi final still two legs? What an absolute waste of time. It’s the least important cup and the semi final comes at the busiest time of the year. Joke.

Any great audiobook recommendations? Ideally standalone, so-good-i-can’t-turn-it-off stuff. Thanks

Martinelli behaving like a proper twat at the end.

Is Liverpool’s formation 5-5-0?

That’s a very soft penalty for VAR to overturn. Almost as if they’re re-refereeing the game. #ManCity #Brighton

One of the most annoying things about moving to Apple Music from CDs is the odd inability to find various compilation albums for quite a few artists. Sure, you can create a playlist but it really should be possible to go and get Shaved Fish without having to make it myself.

So what the hell is going on with Man City’s sanctions for their financial misconduct? Will anything ever happen?

How the hell is that not a foul on Jesus? #arsenal

No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet (s)

Why is Shrewsbury’s pitch so narrow? It’s like a kids pitch.

Good god Shrewsbury’s kit is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. #BristolRovers

Are there really enough people in the country that enjoy ‘boogie woogie’ to sustain an annual show like this?

I’d like Arsenal to score 5 so that Villa can begin their inevitable slide down to 8th where they belong.

How can it look offside from one side of the pitch and onside from the other? #arsenal

Rogers worries me. Glad he’s English; wish he wasn’t playing for Villa.

Merino lucky there

How the hell is that a free kick on Rogers? #Arsenal

Prediction: Gyokeres will lose his place to Havertz.

Haha fuck you Martinez #arsenal

Could Villa take any longer with every free kick / goal kick? #arsenal #ARSAVI

Rovers have been absolute dogshit tonight but that was never a penalty #BristolRovers

Goalkeepers are so over-protected, whether being fouled or fouling. Tell me this wouldn’t have been a red card if it had been committed by an outfield player. #gyokeres #arsenal

Music biographies are the greatest. As soon as I start one I just need to listen to anything related to the subject, and before long I need to listen to everything I have ever heard or not heard

Richard Hawley would make a good one

Villa should be docked points for playing Hi-Ho Silver Lining at the end of the game.

Was having a chat with a non-native English speaker this morning and she used the term ‘over-simplicated’ instead of over simplified and I thought it sounded great.

Oh good god the news about Rob and Michelle Reiner is just unbearably sad. My absolute favourite director growing up; it’s one of those ‘it can’t be actually true’ moments.

As more devastating revelations appear about Nigel Farage we ask, can he survive this?

This isn’t a unique observation for sure, but Quentin Tarantino, criticising someone’s *acting*?? Don’t get me wrong I love lots of Tarantino movies, but he’s the worst thing in every one them that he appears in, by a country mile.

I remember where I was when I heard about John Lennon’s death. I was in school assembly and the headteacher talked about it. I loved the Red and Blue albums back then, aged 9. We used to listen to them in the car. It’s the only primary school assembly I think I can remember. youtu.be/uVXR2LYeFBI?...

So Odegaard starts for Arsenal and they lose. Coincidence? Maybe I’m being unfair but he can’t keep living off the form he showed two seasons ago. Moments of brilliance today but I’ve never seen a player so unwilling to use his weak foot, even if it’s at the cost of losing an attacking opportunity.

Have had to resort to additional protection to make sure the kittens don’t get to the grown-up cat food

Trump looks bored already. Probably wondering why there’s a man singing in foreign. #worldcupdraw