Von Helvetes
@vonhelvetes.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighborhood Satanist. (Seriously, I’m pretty friendly.)
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Queer Satanic
3 days ago
Got some bad news for you, friend:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lV8...
But specifically, the ASS clubs are primarily part of the quieter owner's ongoing mission to undermine public schools
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THE LIES OF THE SATANIC TEMPLE
YouTube video by Dead Domain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lV8GLQtOTs
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Hawkeye8
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This Is Completely Unprepared, and I Am Real
4 days ago
Not the left, and not MAGA, but hardly apolitical. The major thing his friends and acquaintances said was that he was deeply invested in 4chan. 4chan is not neutral. 4chan is the hangout of white supremacist extremists, self-avowed Nazis, and race war accelerationists.
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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥
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Politico
4 days ago
Washington and Israel vowed to respond forcefully to recognitions of a Palestinian state. But top UK and Canada officials tell us Trump's administration is not yet matching that rhetoric with action against their countries for doing so.
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Trump administration keeps outrage about Palestinian state limited to sharp words
Washington and Israel had vowed to respond forcefully to recognitions of a Palestinian state.
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/24/trump-administration-punishing-allies-recognizing-palestinian-state-00577873
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Jess Piper
4 days ago
I guess I just don’t understand why an anti-ICE sniper would aim at immigrants… And why are so many people engraving bullets these days? I have questions.
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Free Society Satanists
4 days ago
Winter is coming and The Free Society Satanists want to keep you warmer than the 7th Circle of Hell! Introducing The Firebrand beanie! ALL proceeds go to our fundraising efforts [Trevor Project] (Pic courtesy of
@sairabesharam.bsky.social
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the-free-society-satanists.printify.me
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Tea Pain
4 days ago
The Dallas shooter is Joshua Jahn. He ain't a minority. He ain't transgender. He ain't an immigrant. Yet another white kid with a serious gun fixation.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds
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Queer Satanic
4 days ago
Lucien Greaves has made a fourth Substack post, and done an hour and a half YouTube interview about Charlie Kirk, so we have had to continue updating this article as this dipshit man keeps proving our point.
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I’m embarrassed to be in the same country as this man.
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CAKE
5 days ago
Explain your confident stance
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BWWAAAAAAHHHHH
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Liam Nissan™
6 days ago
I'm surprised NBC hasn't been forced to fire this journalist yet
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Trump is a dangerous idiot.
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The Satanic Circle
6 days ago
We hear the rapture is happening YET AGAIN...
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Coalition of Satanic Congregations
6 days ago
It's our birthday! Today we are celebrating 1 year of Satanic independence, transparency, and unity. HAIL SATAN!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
6 days ago
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
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The Tennessee Holler
6 days ago
OLIVER: “In Russia, when Putin rose to power, TV satirists were among his first targets… Putin was driven to madness by how he was mocked on a puppet show… the lesson is it’s not safe to let one show slide because there are currently others.”
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Robert Ellingsworth
6 days ago
It's a tough choice.
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Still a classic. Bizzy was hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
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Jo 🇪🇺🇺🇳🥂🍾
10 days ago
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Allison Wonderland aka KelleyBean
10 days ago
There's more of us than there are of them, and they're petrified that we're going to find that out before they shut down all communication and install mediums that only advance their propaganda.
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Barack Obama
10 days ago
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
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Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/let-clear-happened-jimmy-kimmel-025000655.html
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Amber
10 days ago
Of course they did.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
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House Oversight rejects bid to subpoena FCC’s Carr
The panel's leadership said talks are underway to still bring Carr in for questions.
https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2025/09/18/congress/house-oversight-rejects-bid-to-subpoena-fccs-brendan-carr-00571727
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Colleen B
10 days ago
This!!!
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Jon Stewart predicted Jimmy Kimmel canceling #jonstewart #jimmykimmel #america #comedian #liberal
YouTube video by orange face dump 2.0
https://youtube.com/shorts/23rgwCqoWy0?si=n7h-5PvcHdVywUpL
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Free Society Satanists
10 days ago
Monday is the first holiday of The Free Society Satanists (Fall Equinox). We are giving away merch to ONE participant! Participation goes all weekend. See below for how you can win
#hailnaturefss
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Bye bye.
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“Man who allegedly faked Kirk killing confession gets child porn charge”
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Man who allegedly faked Kirk killing confession gets child porn charge
George Zinn, arrested after the Kirk shooting, was taken into custody because he reportedly yelled, "I shot him, now shoot me."
https://www.newsweek.com/george-zinn-charlie-kirk-shooting-arrested-utah-2130784
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Hawkeye8
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Fuck Miller. With a cactus.
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Lanzifer Longinus
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Two days. That’s all it took. That’s how quickly this mindless cult changes their minds when it’s one of their own.
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Fucking soulless monsters.
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“Trump is blocking release of the Epstein files to protect himself | PennLive letters”
https://www.pennlive.com/opinion/2025/09/trump-is-blocking-release-of-the-epstein-files-to-protect-himself-pennlive-letters.html
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Courtney Milan
16 days ago
It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”
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Look at these disgusting, privileged, pathetic little men. GTFO of my country.
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“Transgender and anti-fascist ideology.”
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This is how it’s done, America.
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HADES
17 days ago
Playing "Shortbus" for Satanic Movie Night THIS SUNDAY at 8PM EST on our Discord server!
discord.com/invite/FxCYt...
#satanism
#hailsatan
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Join the The Satanic Circle (TSC) Discord Server!
Community. Advocacy. Antifascism! 🤘🌈 #TransLivesMatter | 310 members
https://discord.com/invite/FxCYtgJE8k
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Without a suspect, blaming this on “the left” is irresponsible or worse. “
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says ‘we have to beat the hell’ out of ‘radical left lunatics’ after Kirk killing”
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/11/trump-says-we-have-to-beat-the-hell-out-of-radical-left-lunatics-after-kirk-killing-00559170
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Thankfully, mine are religiously motivated. ;) “The House Just Passed a Bill Punishing “Politically Motivated” Boycotts of Israel”
https://theintercept.com/2025/09/11/israel-boycott-bds-boebert/
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My taxes are going to this, without my consent. I would rather they go to, say, healthcare for everyone, but I get no choice. Thanks, MAGA. “Charlie Kirk's casket to be flown to Phoenix on Air Force Two”
https://www.axios.com/local/salt-lake-city/2025/09/11/charlie-kirk-casket-jd-vance-phoenix
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Queer Satanic
17 days ago
The co-owner of The Satanic Temple has an almost infinite number of “no fucks” to give for all kinds of political violence and victims (the enforced silence on TST re: police brutality and George Floyd’s lynching is well-known internally) but a white bigot gets killed and he’s johnny on the spot
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Oh, Christianity… “MAGA Pastor Claims Black People Are 30 Times More Dangerous Than Whites”
https://www.binnews.com/content/2025-09-11-maga-pastor-claims-black-people-are-30-times-more-dangerous-than-whites/
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“Nothing Will Stop Trump From Weaponizing Charlie Kirk’s Killing to Attack the Left”
https://theintercept.com/2025/09/11/charlie-kirk-killing-trump-left-political-violence/
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The Satanic Circle
18 days ago
To conservative Christians, if you do not want us to call you Nazis, do not act like or support Nazis.
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Bradley P. Moss
18 days ago
The president went on TV to attack political opponents and blame them for the killing of Charlie Kirk, even though we don’t know who shot him. If there is anything this man can do to worsen the situation, he will do it. Despicable.
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