I'm calling it now. We're going to win the World Cup

I’m gonna wait for the comments on this one.

In case you ever have impostor syndrome… just one little look will cure you.

I've finally got around to curating a selection of films about the #climate crisis 🎥 There's lot of mediocre climate films out there, but for me these stand out head & shoulders above the rest 🎞️ They make excellent resources for classrooms, lecture halls, or community cinema's 🎬 Thread:🧵Plz RT

Box office Big Gav.

What if someone died between nomination and election? You could vote in a dead president. We’d have a Weekend At Bernie’s situation. Weekend at Áras. Taoiseach putting a pair of shades on the misfortunate corpse at state dinners.

I already saw this one.

“Let there be proclaimed what things are forbidden with regard to him who is on his sickbed of pain: there are not admitted to him in the house fools or lunatics or senseless people or half-wits or enemies.” Brehon Law knew how to look after sick people. From the medieval Bretha Crólige.

Listen to this muck. RTE has been platforming foaming-at-the-mouth-nutcases for the sake of “both sides” and as a result these fucking clowns think they represent a sizeable portion of the population. You don’t. You stand for loud voices, not many voices. Loud, vicious, hateful voices.

This is the closest I’ll ever feel to respect for FF. Someone in that party had to sit down with Bertie and tell him, quietly but firmly, that he’s a fucking dose and no one who has a memory longer than ten minutes would vote for him if the alternative was catching the fucking clap. 🫡

Player of the match in a game Ireland are beaten 2-1 against Armenia is Ireland’s goalkeeper. Sigh. #ARMvIRL

Costigan has been playing rugby too long not to punish sloppy defenders. Defensive line shoots up to cut off the pass option and she just glides through the space. Hon Ireland #IREvJAP

This kind of thing doesn’t happen very often. Tonight I get to perform John B. Keane’s Year of the Hiker in the bar he wrote the play in. For any writer and/or actor this is a massive honour. I’m fucking buzzing.

Friend was showing me that there's now an Irish dating subreddit, so it's time for an Irish dating Bluesky. The format is we post a short description of who we are and what we're looking for, and an American will come and tell us that in the US you can't return books to any library you want actually

JK Rowling inside the toilet of a tesco in the UK, clawing through someone’s abdomen with her bare, blood-slicked hands. Rivulets of red run over the tiles. The organs she discards slap hideously as they fall. “Show… show me your egg-producing equipment,” she snarls. “It’s proof. The only proof”.

Am I having another brain moment?

Yeah I’m jumping on this one too. Starting with @emmalangfordmusic.bsky.social Gonna be super awkward in our house.

cool how the Nobody Wants To Work Anymore guys are also the We Don't Want Human Employees Anymore guys. we're working as hard as we can to replace you with an iPad but until then let's see some hustle out there

Culture peaked at Fett’s Vette and everything since that has been rearranging the deck chairs

I’m so tired of the woke BS* *Blue shells.

How has no one looked at this? It was reckless stuff.

Smashed with a tackle walking in the door after rugby training. Lucy will be starting at 12 for @sarsfieldsrugby.bsky.social if she keeps this up.

The mission: to make Jameson Cold Brew drinkable. Here’s how: 3 parts JCB 1 part Galliano 1 part simple syrup (I got notiony and made the syrup with brown sugar and a teaspoon of vanilla extract). Fucking delicious. I’ll be steamin’ in about half an hour.

And sometimes non-existent. That’s some fucking shockingly porous defending.

Tackles so soft from Lions. So many free yards. #AUSvLIO

Genius decision to have Piardi reffing the crucial second test- because it’s a lotto now. Anything could happen.

Can I get my Irish friends to amplify this please?

Andrex really is terrible. They should stop making toilet paper out of puppies.

reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?

There to be left the fuck alone thats what they're for

Great to see such a great performance from Finn Russell today. A real coming of age performance from the lad He's clearly learning so much from Johnny's tutelage. I expect to maybe even see a Finn Loop next week if he can pull it off Signs are positive 🤞

Meh is the very word.

This match is a real advertisement for the game of rugby. You could sell it as a sleep aid.

£100k for holding tackle bags and playing the skeleton of Kurtley Beale??

Silo is a very good tv show.

Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.

Got @treatyunitedfc.bsky.social women playing Shams, and Ireland rugby playing Portugal. No heatwave in my living room.

How early is too early for someone to break out the Simpsons meme? #PORvIRE

There are 13 players on the pitch for SA. Down two players and they still look more likely to score. Honestly can’t tell if it’s because they’re that good or Italy are that bad. #SAvITA

“Jasper is actually bowing in the direction of the Italian player in honour of a good maul when the Italian player gets in the way and then the referee gets orders from world rugby through his headset to immediately red card him” Rassie, probably.

Looking at the Italians lining up like I’m watching a wildlife documentary… “They clump together for defence, but these gazelles are no match for the bomb squad…” Pieter-Steph du Toit is definitely going to eat someone. #SAvITA

Ben White, you cute whoor. #AUNZvLIO

Hugo Keenan, you cute whoor. #AUNZvLIO

Spent years thinking; what a cool guy Darach is… This is how I find out he’s my enemy? So be it.

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A phenomenal effort from everyone- we ran 40km, the length of the Gaza Strip from Ardagh in Limerick to Listowel in Kerry. We had runners, amazing drivers ferrying runners and morale support from a good dog. whydonate.com/fundraising/... Thanks everyone for the incredible support.

Matchday squad selection for the Lions.

Part of our route for our this weekend’s run for Palestinian kids visiting Ireland. 40km, the length of the Gaza Strip. We’re over half way to our fundraising target. You can learn more and chip in here: whydonate.com/fundraising/...

I’m excited for rugby training tonight. I’m excited for swimming training tonight. I’m excited for the combo rugby and swimming training tonight.