Listening to the latest @boontavista.com intro screaming THEY TOOK PORN TO THE MOON over and over www.businessinsider.com/nasa-moon-po...

I'm in white people land, wish me luck gang

Zak Brown has been killed and eaten. have mclaren not suffered enough???

HARD CAT I LOVE IT

I love solving one quite big problem by causing another, much bigger problem

Pouring one out for all the people wondering how you would even notice that an escalator isn't working. You have ADHD. Surprise.

The funny thing is that while all this is happening Big Ibuprofen are cackling in their autism-inducing lair.

Rocket is such a good leaf man. What if lettuce was spicy. We're living in the future.

there we go

RIP to Lando in five minutes when the papaya god smites him for balance

at hashtag your party, the women perform labour while the men perform Labour

this is genuinely disturbing in a way that I can't articulate

Good write up: www.thecanary.co/editorial/20...

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is it still leftist infighting if at least one of you is a transphobic landlord

good grief you're only supposed to give it a quick sniff

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

No. This is medical advice.

it's a simple conversation "using AI will make you and your friends stupider, and anybody who wants you to use it is probably a pedophile"

@teenvogue.com www.teenvogue.com/story/ice-wa...

Apparently Farage is now worried that 30-somethings are leaving the UK in droves? Not only is emigration actually down year on year, but everyone I know is only making plans to leave the UK if he gets in

there's some pretty sick trees around. feel like we're really sleeping on trees tbh

Shocked and aghast to learn that the shooter was, in fact, a 4chan weirdo

Gotta love logging in to see half the people I follow posting like feds

Al Capone gang in fishnets goes so hard

>be the BBC >reflexively bury allegations of harm towards children at every opportunity >??

absolute state of this

Streeting: PLEASE stand. We're all suffering so much. Seeing you lose would really help soften the vibes

can't wait to die in a generational flood caused by Wubbo

Trying to check my DMs, but unfortunately bluesky is aggressively gender affirming for me specifically (not real)

Our media really aren’t prepared for actual left wing politics are they

Mothin posts bad. I get it. But (so far) he does talk the talk when it matters, and I'm not convinced his heart's in a bad place. I think it's best to wait and judge him by his actions.

THIS IS HOW YOU DO FUCKING COMMS IT'S HYPE TIME LADS

Congrats to Zack Polanski on winning but also for inspiring this insane headline

@zackpolanski.bsky.social your first act as leader must be to get the person who livestreams GPEW events a proper tripod 🙏

holy SHIT that VOTE SHARE

Thank god there's finally a political home for anti-trans landlords in this country.

HELMUT DON'T YOU DARE

can't get over how much the dutch national anthem sounds like literally every christmas song

Besides everything else, there are several notable antivax medical scientists. There's also a small but notable pipeline of physicists who go absolutely bonkers and spend their retirement trying to prove that gravity is a globalist plot or whatever

Really cool thing now where if I try and open any document on my phone, Microsoft decides that what I actually want is not that document but instead a blank copilot prompt 👍

We're doing castration of sex offenders? Amazing. I can't think of a single time in history when making health professionals perform medical interventions due to state mandate rather than consent has led to something bad

growing up is learning that almost nobody is actually proficient at Excel, and the half dozen people who actually are aren't necessarily people you want to work with

"this will lead the the UK losing ground to its international competitors" buddy, we lost ground to international competitors in 1971 when we cancelled Black Arrow. We've been scraping the bottom of the space launch barrel since then www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

sorry to break it to you, but if you don't have a nemesis YOU are the nemesis

How did people check their emails before techno was invented

One of the comments is 🔥

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Trans people poured their hearts into this consultation. The EHRC won't even bother to read them.

Problem: universities can no longer afford to fund degrees for an amount of money fixed 15 years ago Solution A: stop funding degrees through a failed rube-goldberg graduate tax Solution B: throw in a few more quid and hope it works for a bit maybe, idk I'm just a small governing party bean uwu👉👈