me feat a national icon

today was my first day off since thursday & i've been working like 10-12 hours a day for the strike (we only need to give like 3-5 per day) so i'm using my workaholic nature for good for once :)

why do so many ppl love to drag my septum piercing into critiques abt me like can you talk abt something of substance or that i said 🤔

SCREAMING there's a photo of me on my union's bsky giving my speech from yesterday 🌚 like do i let our comms team know i post my penis online by reskeeting it 🤔 especially considering i know some of them by name lmaooo

'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean. A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

hope you all know my posts are abt to get very sbux union heavy lmao

first day picket was incredible & we forced a scabbed store to close at 12 pm instead of 9 pm. did like 5 interviews including for the news & my speech (especially my quote about worker self-empowerment thru mass striking & solidarity) was complimented by my union rep

turned away deliveries from two stores tonight & omw to turn away two more deliveries i know i keep saying it but we! love! direct! action! sooooo motivated what a great way to kick off the strike

store manager got fired and i wasn't one of his faves :(

wrote an 1100 word speech for our rally on thursday because i'm an unnecessarily verbose bitch

700 followers in only half a year is wild like i'm just some average horny idiot what are yall doing here (thank you and my favorite followers are the bots i haven't blocked yet xo) okay end of metaposting back to normal content

when peaches said "sucking on my titties like you wanted me" i felt that

who wants to come touch our tummies together 👉🏼👈🏼

and so what if i jerk off before going to get a lamb over rice platter with salad and extra hot sauce from the halal cart

no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one

it's 5 am and i've been up for ~19 hrs & on my feet for ~15 of them yet i can't sleep so i need somebody to come suffocate me with their tiddies until i'm out cold

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

imagine this but on you 🙃 #sundaycumday

need someone who finds it attractive i have a rant locked and loaded about why smw is the best precision platformer engine 35 years after its release & that smw kaizo is an artform that pushes it beyond anything its creators could've imagined

have a i'm-in-the-middle-of-getting-dressed #scs :)

plagued by the horrors (feelings of inadequacy & being unappealing in every way) but acknowledging it's fake and i just haven't had my lexapro script in a week

i'm calling out on tuesday so i only have three more work days until the strike starts & i'm literally peeling my eyeballs out in anticipation i want it nowww

feeling very bouncy for #fcf

i really think the world would be a better place if everybody just smoked a cigarette and calmed down

If you have a Tesla you should get rid of it immediately.

what if i suddenly pivoted my bsky footprint from being annoying & horny to family tradwife content i think it would be fun

oh i'm obsessed that i'm on a block list bc i refuse to feed into the usamerican ego further & acknowledge america is two separate continents made up of more than 1 country

found out they have na pbrs now & i can't wait to become an insufferable pbr fag again

SCREAAAAMING what a goddamn lie holy shit. nobody without an insane amount of seniority or living in an extremely hcol area where $30/hr is pennies is making that. they're obfuscating our actual wages by combining it with benefits which are both subpar & unusable rendering them useless

anyway agreed to be both a media spokesperson & a speaker at philly's initial rally for launching our strike on the 13th. love that we're finally public about our launch date so i can stop skirting around it because it was strategically chosen lmao

not to dox myself too much here but we're also asking yall to not patronize any starbucks branded establishment during the strike, including licensed stores & any merch sold outside of brick & mortar starbucks stores

do i tell this random person on the subway their wig lace is peeling up or do we think they know and don't care

finally home from work and this thing's being needy #tummytuesday

somebody go to work for me i simply want to rot in bed instead

today was the second time in the last few weeks i was told i should be grateful for politicians like bernie & i'm going to tear my hair out 🙃 "shouldn't you want someone closer to your goals" his end goal is still capitalism but with bowling bumpers!!!!!! what part of socialist implies i want that

a lot of people get uncomfortable around sober people not because of our history as a result of addiction but because our sobriety causes them to question their own relationship with substances. that's where their discomfort comes from but they probably lack the self-development to realize that

have to pee really bad who wants it #wesupportpissqueens

anyway i'm gonna be speaking to reporters today most likely cuz i'm a media spokesperson for a practice picket my union's doing where we're gonna have a state senator & our union president as speakers. we! love! direct! action!

got woofed & album unlocked by this really fucking hot guy but the problem is that like every other person in philly he's in an open relationship & i'm not looking for hookups. istg philly is the new portland polycule everyone's in a goddamn open relationship where are yall finding these single ppl

purity ring puts on such a good show 😭 they played so many old songs too (2 from another eternity and like 4 from shrines) hearing belispeak live was incredible 😭

running on a political platform that consists solely of fat ppl wearing crop tops at all times please vote for me

not a costume just dressed for purity ring ‼️

also i'm about to be on strike (for a potentially long time) so if anyone wants to become my sugar daddy i'm willing to negotiate something

have to digest everybody scream more before i fully plug it into a place on florence albums but it's definitely high. incredible how she hasn't put out a single dud & her worst album is her first but it isn't even bad! just a very dated 2010s indie pop album

happy #fcf everyone !

not to break immersion but having a very hairy ass means having to delint your ass before taking a picture of it. thinking of hiking a leg up like a cat and just licking it all away next time

this could be your view every morning but instead you're a gay trapped in my phone 😞 #humpday

it's tuesday so have some tummy as a treat

The MSM in the U.S. is overwhelmingly white. This explains A LOT.