a little bit of me lore is that my mother kept my dried out foreskin in my baby book & whenever i tell people that they ask "what the fuck" and really i have no follow up because like yeah. what the fuck lmao

got hit with a shana tovah on scruff and i wonder how jewish they think i am if they're pulling out the hebrew greetings for rosh hashanah having just passed last week

haven't been on an actual vacation since i was 19 which was 12 years ago & i think that should be illegal. being poor sucks what's it like to travel

customer husband came in today & is hanging out in the lobby and he has his whole chest out in his shirt and i'm going to kms he's so handsome. he asked what time i get off work too 🫠😫

still find it so bizarre when ppl think i'm attractive but we're not gonna unpack that on here this isn't the place for that

If Democrats cave on this, I will never, ever, ever, ever vote for them ever again. Ever.

opened up scruff for the first time in 4 months so let's see how long it takes until i find my husband on there 🥰

d&d went well i turned into a rat and shit inside a skeleton's head giving him poison

The United States had a slavery based economy. There were people who didn't wear cotton or eat sugar because it was so well known that these industries ran on slavery. Unless people were actively protesting they were participating. Of course that's an uncomfortable thought bc what are we protesting

is this how everyone else talks to their boss or just me

have my first ever d&d session today for setting everything up & explaining everything to me since i'm baby & i'm so excited abt it. all i know is i will bring chaos then tonight i have a lil get together at a coworker's place AND i might have an interview with a reporter for union stuff

too early (9 am) for me to be awake without a reason on my day off 😫

locktober but instead of chastity it's me locking myself in a tower for the entire month and i do nothing all day except play with dogs

think it's absolutely wild that at any time i can just make myself whimper uncontrollably from stroking my prostate with a dildo

was gonna play with my hole but it's on pause because new florence single and we have our priorities straight

my ass is really hairy btw #humpday

feeling very much like dial up tones today

need someone to drop an anvil on my head looney tunes style

woken up by upstairs neighbors getting into a screaming match where she spit in his face, he called her a cunt, think he was punching the walls at different points too. felt like reliving childhood 🥰

i realize how insane this is abt to sound but my brother just outta nowhere asked me to send him the pictures his ex randomly dmed me years ago of her chopping her own finger off so like wonder what that's about 🤔

this is gonna look so good once the redness goes away & the shading comes out

live your truth & do what makes you comfortable but i think it looks so silly when you're hairy but shave your pubes and balls down to the skin

As usual with this issue, Harris is calling for a compromise that already exists. Every sporting body has standards for how long athletes must be on hormones before they can compete as women. The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.

someone at the shop put on a trip hop playlist that opened with 6 underground by sneaker pimps & was playing glorybox by portishead on my way out so without a doubt that was the best tattoo experience of my life :) also that was my third walk in with the same artist. love him

i just think spiders are neat :)

helped a friend move some furniture into their apartment & i need to stop letting ppl know i'm naturally strong bc while her and her gf were panting i was still fine and grabbing more stuff from the truck lmao. anyway think i'm treating myself to a new tat :)

liberals do not have principles and they will fold on any held "belief" once it gets in the way of their goals it's pathetic

Jesus christ. It angers me deeply how not a single damn person in power who wants to at least pretend like they give a shit shout trans people will read even one damn book about the history of sex segregation in sports, cause you’d see how it’s all just sexist bs. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

somebody come smother me until i fall asleep please

i feel like if i were a sports person i'd be good at rugby based on how i'm built and my propensity for aggression

love the representation of #fcf for all the fat ppl with cocks. it's our day 🖤

kicking screaming and throwing a tantrum because it still isn't sweater weather

hey who wants to come cuddle? everything hurts 😫

This is the second time in less than a week that she’s quoted Hitler.

personally I care way more about this than jimmy kimmel but hopefully people who care about kimmel realize how it’s connected to mahmoud

Socialist Revolution is that "critical" point where the liberals immediately side with the fascists because they gotta protect their capitalist interests and ambitions. It's basically, liberalism 101: "Always side with the fascists when the Socialists threaten your capitalist privileges."

i get so hot (temperature) when there's something hitting my prostate like i am SWEATING now 🙂‍↕️

does this count as a #humpday post 🤔

is it gay to clean out before using your dildo? 🤔 asking for a friend

even if i were hot enough to do porn i'd be so bad at it so it's not even something i can fantasize about running away to do

literal history repeating itself. the first general strike in the nation occurred in saint louis in 1877. it was compared to the paris commune as the nation’s elite panicked that black and white workers, for the first time, joined together in labor action against the rich and powerfu.

call me a victim of copaganda but alden ehrenreich in weapons could destroy me

like not that alcoholism is a competition but whenever ppl are like "yeah i was drinking 5 beers a night" i have to bite my tongue because there was a roughly 8 month period where i was drinking 1.75L of bourbon a day just to not go into withdrawal while also not eating bc my body was shutting down

thinking of throwing away my 6 years of sobriety for one night of escapism ^ not a serious skeet just a little whimsical fantasy

cockrings really make the fat part of #fcf truer huh

going from "transgender ideology" to "look at the poor misguided white kid" without even taking a breath, unconscionable

not to be gay on main but dicks just look so cute

someone's fire alarms have been going off for like 15 minutes in my building so like am i about to die in a fire 🤔

very horny for cuddling up to someone tonight