Adam Silver can't reward Washington's tanking shamelessness, they can't even dribble past Dyson or NAW

At the risk of sounding flippant, this team USA men's hockey team being MAGA stuff all sounds very "fork found in kitchen"

The Hawks really drafted a dude for his fit with a player they'd salary dump 1.5 years later, no way this isn't a bottom 5 run org in the NBA

The Onion cannot compete

i'm mega low on Jonathan Kuminga but he's 23 and Corey Kispert is in the rotation. I hope he hits the ground running and never looks back

The PTH commenters think I'm too nice on Zacch and that he reeks. The blogbois and media peeps think I went too hard on him. So I struck just the right chord.

I've been resisting writing this piece all season. Wrote most of it yesterday morning *before* he was benched, so I had to finish it. It's time to talk about Zaccharie Risacher. Where his development went astray, and what comes next for him. www.peachtreehoops.com/opinion/6899...

this is like 10th highest on the list of reasons not to vote for Newsom. turns out his edgelord social media strategy is just who he is

I've been resisting writing this piece all season. Wrote most of it yesterday morning *before* he was benched, so I had to finish it. It's time to talk about Zaccharie Risacher. Where his development went astray, and what comes next for him. www.peachtreehoops.com/opinion/6899...

not a direct parallel but the Hawks also traded Trae for bad money (Kispert's deal)

Kristaps might legit be patient zero for a previously undiscovered illness. This could be new science

You're watching USA vs. Canada in Olympics hockey, I'm watching Palace vs. Wolves. We are not the same (I'm an idiot)

This Rondale Moore news is hard to hear. You're never alone. Tell your loved ones how much they matter.

Season from hell, but the Hawks are in a better long term position than the Magic, Sixers, Bucks, Heat, and a number of other mid EC teams. Either you're in the inner circle of contenders, or you need to stay as flexible as humanly possible.

sorry, no getting excited for Atlanta United. fool me once, shame on you. fool me 8 times though....?

Checking in on the second and final "thank you, Joe Dumars" bowl

Shouldn't be lost upon anyone that every player the Hawks extended for too much money at the time immediately sours on their next team(s)

Best way to not tanking: trade away all your future firsts to pair two small guards who don't defend

(guy who has absolutely no informed knowledge of hockey) go US women's team! skate and score! do that hockey!

Prince Andrew arrested. Bolsonaro jailed. Yoon Suk Yeol jailed for life. Trump sitting on the Epstein files and sending armed forces to k*ll citizens.

Fine, my Atlanta Hawks will take DP at 4 cause he scared off the top 3 teams with his load management. Take on for the team.

Damon, go ahead and clean up your linkedin profile

LaMelo Ball is a wreckless, abusive car driver Kon Knueppel is a MAGA weirdo Brandon Miller is a murder abetter Miles Bridges I'm so here for the downfall of the fake bball twitter favs Hornets

The Hawks traded AJ Griffin because his passion was the good word and not hooping. The pick they traded him for became Nikola Djurisic, who broke his foot that summer league. Just a cursed series of transactions.

Ok Jalen got his All-Star Game by PRA hunting, time to scale him back down and tell make him make a defensive rotation every once in a while.

Wilford Brimleymaxxing

Ant in Atlanta would be too powerful. Half the city would be his baby mamas. He'd create an army of kids he doesn't speak to and they'd unite and take over the world

My men's cbb team is literally the worst power conference team per Kenpom despite being in an ideal geographic location. Been this way for 15+ years. It takes work to be this utterly shambolic and embarrassing

Just read a couple of articles on "Clavicular" and "looksmaxxing" and Gen Z has never been more cooked

Have tickets for an Open Mike Eagle concert and it got delayed and now I am sad. Send post

Elon was too busy ignoring his kids and posting about the great replacement theory to pay the bills for the servers

Tanking is good and fun and I would want my team to do it if the opportunity presented itself

me dropping my faux patriotism as soon as the winter olympics are over

(didn't watch but saw the stat line) it's clear Zacch confidence is just completely shot

Toppled The Dictator, then wore his best Kim family dynasty look at his funeral. Fairs

Yall got this All-Star weekend content farming for yallself. I'm gonna reclaim my time and play some Overwatch (Mizuki is a beast)

Having the least physical team in the NBA is why the Hawks are where they are. It's why it looked good on paper but in reality, they get push around in every aspect of basketball

obv he's slumped, but I really think the Hawks have done Zacch no favors in his offensive development. they should have simplified his O and had him run around off ball screens for C&S shots. but they don't run sets like that nor do they have anyone who can set good screens

bsld is beautiful, folks

fighting tanking is like putting a cookie on a table in front of a toddler and telling the toddler not to eat it because that would be wrong

"We will respond accordingly to any further actions that compromise the integrity of our games. Act now, and you can bet o/u $750,000 on how much our next fine will be on FanDuel."

someone asked me about my ex today and then just tonight she randomly texted me. neither knows the other. that's how I know the universe like to test me with foreshadowing

I hate my job, so I'm going to treat myself with this cute plant

This season is a worst watch than either 2016-17 (Dennis-Dwight) or 2022-23 (Trae-Dejounte).

Leaning towards going back to Vegas for Summer League Adam Silver, rig those ping pong balls and make it worth it for me

my grandparents drank from "coloreds only" water fountains

I owe Coach Bud a big mea culpa. He was a super inflexible tactician, but he got his players to defend on a string every single possession. If you didn't have a defensive motor, you didn't see the floor.

this is the most Atlanta turn of events imaginable

My basketball team has literally not given a single shit about defense since Paul Millsap walked out the door. I am losing my mind