carry the heavy stuff up the stairs for me pls

cereal experiments lain

3 messy trans girls in a taco bell

lmao

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

the sweetest trans girl you've ever met will be like you can date me but first you have to defeat the 300 evil things my mom said to me to make me feel unlovable

@hypnodoll.bsky.social lmao

It's STFU Friday. Refresh the script 👇

MLK was a proud Black Christian Socialist who was loudly anti-capitalist. He was fighting for racial equality, anti-imperialism, & universal guaranteed annual income when he was murdered by the United States government in 1968.

Hearing about Dr King's "legacy of cooperation and communication" over a department store speaker while nazis destroy the country feels particularly dystopian rn. He'd be so fucking pissed in this moment

@hypnodoll.bsky.social lol

ok so this might be too much for some folks but i found Substitute Oedipus to be sooooooo fucking hot. every moment is just pure, chef's kiss, horny literature. i can't recommend it enough, seriously.

i have never once in my fucking life trusted a cis person saying “i default to they for every trans person because i don’t know how they identify.”

Hit a blinker in a walmart. Do it. You wont

I don't understand why taco bell has to make the fiesta potatoes so good and everything else so bad

One of the really fun parts of loving a trans girl is how she gets prettier over time

@hypnodoll.bsky.social 🫠

@hypnodoll.bsky.social we might have some trouble beating this guy

@hypnodoll.bsky.social >.>

The Darth Mall will be darth closing in 15 darth minutes.

She almost made me change it back to bad girl for this post

opera gx is for liberals

i got a gock in my rari

@hypnodoll.bsky.social the guy from the show omg

ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS: i am currently offering pro bono bottom surgery in the deli department please come to the deli department before the police arrive for your free orchiectomy

Oh god she's domming me with spicy food

typed north instead of south and got our sex toys sent to someone's dorm 💀

Trans people need to be careful about talking about DIY. Yes talk about it in the general sense, quote the facts and figures but be careful. Don't give away sources to cis folks. Don't talk to journalists about the details. They're coming for it.

a humiliation sub is ribbed for her pleasure

SUPERBOWL

look but dont touch!

Love overwriting boy brains with anime women. Sorry whoever that was, your brain is just better formatted. Now he's Lyn with big tits and a fat ass and a wimpy bulge.

Everyone should start listening to those like, incontinence/bedwetting hypno audio things so that we can swiftly and efficiently start sorting society into girls who that kind of thing works on and those who it doesn't

@hypnodoll.bsky.social is this how we happened

Tattooing this on my arm bc I have a bad habit of forgetting. Need that whimsy

frill & owner comic (from 2024)

They say never trust a man with 2 phones. Good thing I'm a woman

"Put this on. Now", she says. I pout and tell her she's controlling while I blush and do as I'm told.

i spent black friday worrying about rent and i feel like that's Poignant or something i'll never stop hating Buy Crap Day

she's gonna give me something to cry about. oh god oh jesus