To paraphrase Jessica Simpson: Are Corn Nuts corn or nuts?

Dangit, Dr. Gielgud, those are NOT your teeth! Put 'em back where you found 'em! The STEEL CITY HORROR SHOW returns Sunday with a campy slasher (hint: BUZZ), a spicy pre-show and plenty of hijinks! 7:30 p.m. Sunday, Harris Theater! Stretch your holiday weekend with '80s mayhem!

Didn't know the Zebros in Zootopia 2 were CM Punk and Roman Reigns until the credits rolled. Desperately want them to assume those characters for one night in a wrestling ring.

I want to be in the Thanksgiving Day Parade, but have no desire to march or hold a float. I want to drive one of the vehicles that pulls a modestly sized accessory float. Someone tell me how to get this job.

Lock your phone away. Turn out the lights. In fact, you know what: Download to your device and go watch it in the woods. Just watch TRAIN DREAMS. www.pittsburghmagazine.com/movie-review...

Our long national intermission is over. www.pittsburghmagazine.com/movie-review...

Listen to the podcast to discover the SHOCKINGLY low score we give GHOSTBUSTERS! (Spoiler it's like 89/100, I just know that some bicep-clutching ghost bro will be outraged that we didn't hit the high 90s) bit.ly/LouisTully

Universal — release the Together We're Unlimited cut, you cowards

Just passed a place called "Jake's Bakery." I wish yinz all the best, but the options were "Jakery" or "Jake's Bakes." C'mon, now.

How I learned to stop worrying and love the Halloween-Christmas continuum. www.pittsburghmagazine.com/colliers-wee...

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the

Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein is good. Bordering on very good. But it was my DECLARED most anticipated movie of the year, and because it might have been an all-timer with some different decisions, it feels like a bit of a let-down. Still: Watch it! www.pittsburghmagazine.com/movie-review...

If you are sad baseball season is over, console yourself with an early NOMIA drop! THE NATURAL was Sean's bingo win pick because he heard tell it was the best baseball movie. Well... it's definitely the best baseball movie with a love interest named Memo! bit.ly/Wonderbat

TV: "The Blue Jays have been waiting 32 years." Me: "What's he talking about? They won it in '93." My Brain: "That's 32 years ago." Me: " ... both of you can shut up."

"I regret I am too occupied to accept invitations" says Boris Karloff in The Mummy, perfectly phrasing something I find myself needing to say about once a day. 🎥

I love that Emma and Yorgos are work besties, but I think they both need a break. BUGONIA feels like a movie they were sleepwalking through, so assured that it would work that no one bothered to put in any specific effort. 🎥 www.pittsburghmagazine.com/movie-review...

Come storm the castle with me — and, much more importantly, CARY ELWES — this Saturday night! I'll be hosting a Q&A with the legendary actor following a screening of "The Princess Bride," all live at the Carnegie of Homestead Music Hall! Tix: librarymusichall.com/event/the-pr...

Cover by Dan Gormley.

Michael Myers initially escapes by stealing a car, despite having been institutionalized since childhood. Loomis speculates that he must, at some point, have received driving lessons. This is the only explanation — and yet! (Continued)

Pittsburghers! Tonight is a special Halloween edition of the Steel City Horror Show! COSTUME CONTEST! Surprise screening! Spooky mayhem from Dr. Gielgud! A special vocal performance! Candy, maybe? Sunday night! Harris Theater! Come in costume! trustarts.org/production/1...

If a character in a movie picks up a phone and says, "Hello? Yes, this is she," that character's spouse was just in a terrible accident.

One of the best movies of the year is a harrowing documentary assembled almost entirely from real-time footage. THE PERFECT NEIGHBOR, on Netflix, confronts Americans with an uncomfortable truth about what kind of communities we've built. Essential. www.pittsburghmagazine.com/movie-review...

WHAT LIES BENEATH was The Number One Movie in America (even though the trailer gives everything away) and we are here to slowly drown you in its charms. Plus discussion of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, ROOFMAN, and that Taylor Swift thing. We also close the loop on zombie dong! bit.ly/UrWifeLOL

Thou sayest the King grows mad, I’ll tell thee, friend, I am almost mad myself.

A mall that isn't struggling (but is bemoaned as such due to a deeply loaded media narrative based on ... demographics) but instead remains a beloved landmark and vital "third place" ... or a Walmart. Why is this decision hard? www.pittsburghmagazine.com/colliers-wee...

Today In 1960: Breathtaking view of Forbes Field during Game 7 of the World Series from the top of the University of Pittsburgh Cathedral of Learning building! (Original b&w photo by George Silk - colorization by BSmile) #MLB #Pirates #Yankees #Baseball #Postseason

I didn't write a review of TRON: ARES because it's too boring and I feel asleep and I don't care. So I guess that's the review? There's never been a bigger gap between the visual/audio experience and the plot. Terminally boring. 3/10 🎥

Things I say to my dog as if they will be understood: "Peanut, the point of the walk is to walk. It's not to find the smelliest stuff in the neighborhood."

The weird thing about people decrying physical media is ... it's not binary? I watch streaming and I also spend money on awesome little objects with movies on them. One is convenient, the other is quality. Anyway, I went to @vinsyn.bsky.social Pittsburgh! www.pittsburghmagazine.com/colliers-wee...

New episode of The Number One Movie in America: Spooky Season begins with THE RING! Featuring discussion of HIM, MEGADOC, ELEANOR THE GREAT and more, plus Sean's excellent David Lynch impression. bit.ly/AWellActually

What if you tried to have a revolution but were, like, so horny www.pittsburghmagazine.com/movie-review... 🎥

Laptop on 20%: Get on the plane, you'll be fine. Phone on 20%: I want to play a game. You have 90 seconds. Live or die. The choice is yours.

The Neil Diamond musical has "Sweet Caroline," "Cherry Cherry" and "Cracklin' Rosie" all before intermission. It is VERY difficult to convince myself that I need to return to my seat. What, do I need to see how it turns out? I'm pretty sure he continues to be Neil Diamond.

This IS a movie! There IS Mekhi Phifer! 8 Mile was The Number One Movie in America and we all quite enjoyed revisiting it! bit.ly/CheddarBob

I have distressing yet vitally important news: Thus far, the Halloween Stuff collection at FIVE BELOW is superior to the Spirit Halloween offerings. Spirit is obviously the place for costumes, but in terms of goofy little spooky impulse buys, we had a much better time at FIVE DAMN BELOW.

The Steel City Horror Show is back THIS SUNDAY! We've got a hidden gem of late-90s horror, a delightful special guest and plenty of scares from Dr. Gielgud! Be at the Harris when the clock strikes 7:30! Fill your holiday weekend with spooky thrills! trustarts.org/production/1...

Also, EENIE MEANIE, out today on Hulu, is perfectly watchable with a funny, lively lead performance by Samara Weaving. It's surprising that an action movie this by-the-numbers got made in 2025, but nothing wrong with an easy heist movie with some good performers. 🎥

HONEY DON'T is mostly unremarkable, a bunch of generic Coens Stuff thrown together in an underconsidered plot. Also: I love gratuitous sex scenes, but this has TOO MANY. It's like he just wanted to watch them make out. (Understandable but alarming.) 🎥 www.pittsburghmagazine.com/movie-review...

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! On Nov. 29, I'll be hosting a screening of AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON at the Carnegie of Homestead — with star David Naughton LIVE in person for a Q&A! Thrilled to lead a Q&A on such an enormously influential, unforgettable movie! Tickets on sale soon — link in comments!

Not reposting the picture but Putin looks like an elf giving a riddle to a bridge troll

What GIF pops up when you type your name?

Naked Gun Runtime: 85 minutes Nobody 2 Runtime: 89 minutes Honey Don't Runtime: 89 minutes At last, film is healing. 🎥

Attempting to get a reservation at The Beak & Barrel, a new pirate-thened bar at Disney World, is officially my Eras Tour onsale moment

Shoutout to @theonlymvyoung.bsky.social for letting me deliver a chop to @someguynamedjohn.bsky.social yesterday at the #HilltopCountyFair Fair! That's what you get for always interrupting @seancollier.bsky.social when he's ring announcing! @enjoywrestling.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/_YFUJ...

BlueSky exclusive 🎥 review: WEAPONS is a wild ride! I love structuring it one character at a time, and the scary parts are genuinely chilling. A great mystery to watch unfold, provided you can take some gore. I do think there's some tonal whiplash, but it's so strong otherwise.

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

I think WWE finally figured out that having a sea of loud darkness around a well-lit ring is infinitely more visually striking than bathing the crowd in weird red light for no reason. Good! Looks great!

I can't explain this logically, but the temperature feels like a city dumpster smells

Hulk hogan died when his own skeleton tore him off like a t-shirt