If you've seen the Evil Dead Burn trailer: I dunno, that's his fault for loading the dishwasher like that. 🎥

MICHAEL is what you thought it would be ... but MOTHER MARY is great! Read about both right now for Table Magazine! www.tablemagazine.com/colliers-cut...

Gonna dress up like this guy all weekend and tell newcomers that the NFL Draft has got a death curse

Today for Table Magazine, big news: They're sacrificing a Pop-Tart on Friday. (The Pop-Tart wants this.) pittsburgh.tablemagazine.com/blog/pop-tar...

Right now for Table Magazine, a review of LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY! We might even discover who Lee Cronin is! Plus thoughts on the Lorne Michaels documentary and more! www.tablemagazine.com/colliers-cut...

Here's an all-funny Weekend Guide for Pittsburgh Today Live! Shucked, Second City, Frank Caliendo! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYvv...

SECOND ANNIVERSARY SHOW! The Steel City Horror Show celebrates two years with a zombie classic, a VERY special guest and more! Who will join us for this year's birthday celebration? Only one way to find out: Be at the Harris next Sunday night! (The Draft will be OVER by then!) Link in comments!

no beautiful images, just important ones

A movie made by people who didn't acknowledge that doing a good job was even an option! 🎥 www.tablemagazine.com/colliers-cut...

Listen, I know that Mario and Sonic are friends now and went to the Olympics together or something, but the Sonic trailer playing before the Mario movie absolutely still felt SHOCKING

Truly amazing that THEY WILL KILL YOU has the same plot as READY OR NOT: HERE I COME, including the uneasy reunion of estranged sisters, and the makers of the obviously worse film (it's this one) tried to Dante's Peak/Volcano it. 🎥 www.tablemagazine.com/colliers-cut...

New episode of The Number One Movie in America! All your favorite superheroes are here! Hawkeye! Black Widow! Quicksilver! And your actual favorites, sometimes! Will our hosts declare AGE OF ULTRON to be a Ragnorak-level hit or a Dark World-esque miss? bit.ly/Midtron

The Number One Movie in America takes on Avengers: Age of Ultron. We all used to care about this shit! What happened? Topics include: the Bad Man who directed this, @seancollier.bsky.social's first big 10/10 movie for 2026, and "does Vision have a dick?" bit.ly/Midtron

Because the pain (and fleeting, occasional joy) lingers, we've got a bonus episode of The Number One Movie in America on the Oscars! We live-chatted (via voice notes, forgive the quality) from two coasts as the show went on, reacting and grumbling in real time! bit.ly/DelroyLindo

Dangit, Dr. Gielgud, don't roll your eyes at me! I insist that I'm a scary ghost! The STEEL CITY HORROR SHOW is this Sunday night! Your clue: SCIENCE! What does it mean? What evil experiments will be conducted? (We promise experiments!) Join us at the Harris Theater! trustarts.org/production/1...

Q: Why does Richard Linklater take so long to make movies? A: Because his name isn't Richard LinkNOW!

Right now for Table Magazine, reviewing the latest Colleen Hoover adaptation, REMINDERS OF HIM! www.tablemagazine.com/colleen-hoov...

The Weary Death / Tired, Pavel Karlovich Wenig, 1915 #TheVictorianBookoftheDead #AlfredHitchcockDay

Little Treat time on The Number One Movie in America! @seancollier.bsky.social got to pick a non-NOMIA and went with 1997's Event Horizon, a movie that has never previously been referred to as a treat of any size. Also discussed: Scream 7 and The Bride! bit.ly/WeWontNeedEyes

Today for Table Magazine, my occasionally hopeful and possibly accurate Oscar predictions! www.tablemagazine.com/colliers-cut...

Right now for Table Magazine, let's talk about THE BRIDE!, a long overdue and way over-the-top spotlight on the classical Universal monster. www.tablemagazine.com/colliers-cut...

Right now for Table Magazine, here's a (somewhat conflicted!) review of SCREAM 7! www.tablemagazine.com/colliers-cut...

It's a new episode of the pod! Come for "Finally Understanding the full shape of the Jumanji franchise," stay for "Robin avoids an unpleasant time while I pick a movie"! bit.ly/TwoDannys

Going to the packed sneak preview of Stab from the beginning of Scream 2 could fix me And maybe kill me but I'm willing to take that risk

Subjects include: 🤔 Is all the multiverse shit a response to fascism or do we just have too many tabs open? 🫱🕯️ "Wuthering Heights" 😳 My intense listening face 😚 John Cusack having a crush on Kahmeela 🔗🪚 Chainsaws

Ah yes, the newest Olympic sport: Running up slippery stairs, changing your shoes real fast and also a little skiing

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Excellent actor and the engine of my problematic fave Anomalisa.

New episode of the pod! All your favorite Spider-People — the dinosaur, the cat, the horse and the rest — collide in the visually stunning SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE! Is it a masterpiece of cutting-edge animation ... or just half a movie? Listen here: bit.ly/Spider-Horse

I'm now on the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame selection committee, which must be EXACTLY what my father feels like when he votes for the Baseball Hall of Fame. (With less consideration of PED use.) I vowed that I wouldn't reveal any of my votes, so any gifs with this post are completely unrelated!

Dangit, Dr. Gielgud, we don't have time for the got-your-heart trick! THIS SUNDAY, we've got an absolute classiC at the Steel City Horror Show! Find out which '90s mAsterpiece we'll show — with a great guest iNtro, terror courtesy of Dr. Gielgud anD more maYhem! Your hint: BEES! Link in comments!

Two ghostly pale Canadians are doing a campy dance (on ice skates) to a mash-up of RuPaul and Right Said Fred. They are judged on an incomprehensible, mathematical rubric. This airs in prime time on the same network that aired the Super Bowl 24 hours earlier. The Olympics are the BEST.

When Kermit's face gets smashed so that his nose points down, it is somehow affirming — a symbol of endurance. But when Daffy Duck is injured and his beak flops above his eyes, it's chaotic and speaks to an uncontrollable world. I should probably go to bed.

Okay there has to be supporting evidence somewhere... Unless I grew and changed as a person? Seems impossible

It's a new episode of Number One Movie in America! Will we like WEST SIDE STORY? (Yes.) Will we impugn Tony's intelligence? (Yes.) Will @hitchdied.bsky.social continue to claim, without any supporting evidence, that she doesn't like musicals? (Yes.) Listen here: bit.ly/KrupYou

Here's my first movie review for Table Magazine, as Sam Raimi gets back to his roots with SEND HELP! Plus updates on more movies, both in the cinema and at home, out this weekend! www.tablemagazine.com/send-help-mo...

It's not Friday, I'm just very pleased with this weekend of movies.

Alert! Tomorrow's Steel City Horror Show officially POSTPONED due to presumptive snow! Also Dr. Gielgud stole my shovel, but that's unrelated! This month's show will now happen on MONDAY, FEBRUARY 2!

Collier's (January 18, 1947)

It is theoretically possible for this Bears-Rams game to never end, and that is beginning to feel like a real possibility.

This Twilight Zone episode relies on the existence of a passenger ship that ushers its passengers to the afterlife, EXCEPT tickets are available to the public and no one is allowed to warn anyone about it. I'm not even complaining, that's the kind of Rube Goldberg bullshit I show up for.

When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:

The second annual @pghfilmcritics.com Awards have been revealed! Go find out how many awards we gave Sinners (a lot)! We are determined to keep the Rose Byrne and Amy Madigan trains rolling! Give a follow over at instagram.com/pghfilmcritics won't you?

It's time to name our favorite movies of the year on The Number One Movie in America! What will emerge as our consensus pick? (You know.) What movie will both be punched and beloved? (You may also know.) bit.ly/YearofSinners

BlueSky-exclusive VOTE REVEAL for Sunday's Critics Choice Awards! I have never voted for one film in so many categories, going with Sinners in NINE, including Picture, Director, Screenplay and Writer! And I made one of my patented LAST MINUTE ACTING SWAPS, going with Rose Byrne for Best Actress! 🎥

The Pittsburgh Film Critics Association is proud to announce our nominees for Best Picture of 2025! The winner will be announced January 7th.

Aww shit, here we go again

Advance message to whichever well-meaning collegiate theater company tries to do The Testament of Ann Lee as a stage musical: IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK

If you start the Stranger Things finale at 10:40, you'll enter 2026 saying "That was underwhelming."

It's about that time! Let's count down the TOP 10 FILMS OF 2025! Some surprises on there! (No surprise at number one.) www.pittsburghmagazine.com/top-10-films...