I’ve been laughing at this for 5 minutes.

Hell yeah.

I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products

the important question being asked right now.

Such good news. Human beings are capable of magical and wonderful things. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I love this. Unmute.

Millions of copyrighted songs were fed to AI music generators - now there's proof Suno and rivals are being sued for $150k per song. A sum that would bankrupt these companies and set an important precedent.

Trump as a "business person" (in qiotes because he DEFINITELY is not one or even good at trying to be) breaks things on purpose in order to give his cronies the opportunity to make money off the resolution of problems that did not exist prior. thrn blsmes others for said issues. wash rinse repeat

REMINDER: “SOUL!” was created because a New York/New Jersey PBS affiliate was shocked WGBH in Boston created the first Black affairs show in the nation in July 1968, “Say Brother”. They even poached some of the staff then claimed to be the first NATIONALLY SYNDICATED Black affairs show ever…

someone needs to tap Rob Schneider on the jaw one good time.

That’s why they’re called the Athletics

these are the same people that were putting MaxiPads on their ears, wearing diapers and bought "Freedom Phones" (which turned out to be entry level Chinese made phones with subpar service). so no, i do not expect more from the people doing their racist best to be trash humans.

runner up is Yahoo Messenger. if you know, you know. lmao

AOL between 1994 and 1999

Ted Cruz is begging the Congressional Black Caucus to support his Protect College Sports Act, saying it would be in the best interest of HBCUs. For @hbcusports.bsky.social, I wrote about why you can't trust Ted Cruz as far as his next flight out of Texas in a storm. hbcusports.com/2026/06/16/h...

Consumers are being urged to check their refrigerators after Maryland health officials expanded a recall of Clover Hill Dairy products to include all cheeses sold by the Mechanicsville company.

an ICE agent got ran over by someone an hour from the crib.

i should not be awake right now

i hope they laughed in his face on speaker from Dolan's phone. as a collective.

hey NYC friends, hoe long til the bodegas start selling Alvarado candles?

Baby, are you tapin?

paid in vibes. lmao

Those amazing moments when Wildlife Photographers get wildlife visitors 😍

The Somali referee who was denied entry to the United States for the World Cup will still be paid his full tournament fee.

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

it happened in my lifetime. I never thought it would. BANDOLAN at check out for 15% off

or today. Sunday.

isn't the Parade tomorrow???

ive seen two Eagles SB wins and a Knicks chip in my lifetime. im about to start gambling.

@jr20k.bsky.social YEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

And 1 gotta break back the faceless man, give him a PR headband and make Alvarado a sweatsuit with him on it after this.

@terita.bsky.social !!!!!!!

it sounds like a baby's toy when you shake your head.

Moms also rock

just ran my last errand. im about to get high and watch "River Monsters" like the respectable Black man i am.

Thread on latest scammer tactic to get into your bank account:

i know yall be lying to your therapists. waisting everyone's goddamn time.

even if i DO know you, im not launching straight into a conversation that you might not feel like entertaining. i have manners and couth sometimes.

100% disagree If I don’t know you I’m not starting off our interactions with big-picture talk.

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a majority of the new music that has come out over the last 10-15 years is mixed terribly and written even worse. i do not like that at all.

It’s funny to me because every day on these apps yall grown asses can’t comprehend, read a room, detect tone, add words that aren’t there to post! But only the children have issues with reading & writing 😂

Remember, folks‼️ Waymo = I.C.E. Tell your friends. Waymo hands over your photo and location data to ICE without requiring a warrant or even payment—they do all this *just* to help I.C.E. and other law enforcement enforcement. Stay woke. #philly #ICE #DHS #Waymo

I’m Gen X. In the early ‘90s ballers didn’t even get the option to play in black socks until the Michigan Fab 5 make it so the NBA, Nike, Adidas & Reebok started selling them. Then Eastbay, Foot Locker, Footaction & City Sports sold mid socks, quarter socks & ankle/no show socks. Never going back.

Next time I’ll say it the way you said it except no one will laugh.