Friday: it's Vocabaret presents: Presents! Give yourself the gift of attending, live or streaming caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

We're back on Friday with our annual WORD CHAMPIONSHIP! Who will win the coveted Vocab Beret this year?? caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site

TONIGHT: wanna do drugs with Vocabaret? @timdonnelly.com hosts this month's show all about the high art of drug language caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

The next Vocabaret is on 9/12 hosted by @timdonnelly.com and we're doing DRUGS. Last week for early bird tickets! caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

If you need to laugh this week, I have a plan for you: I'm hosting the new @vocabaret.bsky.social semi-spin off called Fightin' Words on Wednesday. Comedians Alison Leiby, Josh Gondelman and Nick Hornedo will compete to add a new word to THE PEOPLE'S LEXICON. Come thru! caveat.nyc/events/fight...

We're back on stage tonight with our June show, and you're gonna want to let us Cook. Tune in to this exciting announcement caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

We can't help you with your fear of Friday the 13th. But we can tell you it has a name: paraskevidekatriaphobia. Here's how to pronounce it.

Join us at the table of success tonight at @caveatnyc.bsky.social: Vocabaret takes on Eric Adams, live or VOD! caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

two days until @vocabaret.bsky.social sets out to determine THE single most ridiculous thing Eric Adams has ever said, featuring special guest @charlietodd.com! Join us at the table of success (in-person or VOD) by getting your ticket now caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

Live from the Istanbul of America, it's a language comedy show all about Eric Adams. Join our table of success at @caveatnyc.bsky.social for our sixth (!) anniversary show by getting an early bird ticket by Friday caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

Live from the Istanbul of America, it's a language comedy show all about Eric Adams. Join our table of success at @caveatnyc.bsky.social for our sixth (!) anniversary show by getting an early bird ticket by Friday caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

Today is a great day to save money by buying an early bird ticket to @vocabaret.bsky.social on May 9 because we're doing our first-ever show about a single person: Eric Adams caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

Let's compare apples to oranges and get a taste of our own medicine: this Friday, it's the Idiom's Guide to Vocabaret! caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

really excited for our first deaf-accessible live show!! if you’re in town come on through! 🙌

Believe it or not, we're back on stage on Friday for our "UNBELIEVABLE!" show hosted by @samcorbin.bsky.social, plus it's our first ASL-interpreted show! caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

It has come to my attention that some folks still have not seen the term "acoustic bike" (as in, not an ebike) and in case that's you, today is your lucky day

Happy March 4th, the only date that's a sentence.

New York friends: We're hosting the Oscars watch party at @caveatnyc.bsky.social on Sunday! Come through for a lesson in how to appropriately name your punny Oscar party snack dishes, among other delights caveat.nyc/events/oscar...

Spend your Valentine's Day with Vocabaret: Our special 'Dating Games' edition of the show is on Friday at @caveatnyc.bsky.social caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

i'm upset this machine isn't just called Bibliotech

The fact that the 5 hosts of Vocabaret used to regularly get laid after doing competitive punning means that our show is a sure-fire date-night idea

Vocabaret with your bae??? Our next show at @caveatnyc.bsky.social is on Valentine's Day, and we're playing Dating Games. Make it a cheap date and get an early bird ticket before Feb. 7. caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

is it called a sled because ‘s led? like by dogs. genuine question after spending 30 mins looking at photos of sled huskies going absolutely nuts

yesss that's a great word for it

due to startup culture i cannot look at the word “barfly” without hearing the name of an app designed to disrupt the barfing space

Vocabaret is back tonight for our annual debate show! Join us live or stream/VOD from anywhere caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

Take comfort: Vocabaret's "Comfort" themed show is tomorrow! Join us at Caveat or watch it from the comfort of your own home caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

Our next show on Friday is also the @samcorbin.bsky.social birthday / @timdonnelly.bsky.social engagement celebration spectacular, do not miss it! caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

Early bird discount tickets are now on sale for our next show on 12/13! We're doing a holiday special all about words of Comfort & Joy caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

Cold weather phrases… 7. It’s pig cold (German) 6. It’s duck cold (French) 5. It’s dick cold (Greek) 4. It’s as cold as Russian hell (Finnish) 3. It’s so cold the crow rides the bus (Spanish) 2. It’s so cold that foxes are shitting copper (Turkish) 1. Penguins are begging for tea money (Croatian)

WOTY noms? WOTY noms

why do we say “head over heels” about being extremely in love? that’s just standing. that’s being normal

DID YOU KNOW that the verb "skeet" dates back to the early 1800s? It was a dialect word that first meant "to move quickly," then "to squirt or eject fluid FROM THE MOUTH," you perv. We didn't make it a sex thing until the late 20th c. And now it's how you post here, whether you like the word or not!

Highly educated speakers can alienate people with language policing (which is different than change), but I think the vast majority of people aren't going around yelling at people who agree with them because they "chose the wrong word". The words become real or imagined symbols of alignment (2/2).

A new Word Champ has been crowned, and it’s Ally

my 5th grade self who completely biffed my "stand-up comedy project" for the g&t program would be shocked to learn my show is in the New York Comedy Festival tonight

my coping mechanism is copious malapropism, please join us at the second-to-last vocabaret of the year!!!

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT. Who will survive the gauntlet of wordplay challenges to be crowned this year's Word Champion and win the coveted Vocab Beret? Find out at 7pm ET, join us IRL or livestream/VOD from anywhere in the world caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

i’m trauma tabbing

Our next show on Friday and it's part of the New York Comedy Festival! caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

Check us out on TikTok to see some of our best clips from past shows, like this one: www.tiktok.com/@vocabaret/v...

HEY! The next @vocabaret.bsky.social is on Friday and it's part of the New York Comedy Festival AND it's our annual Word Championship show, a diabolical series of challenges to win the coveted Vocab Beret. Great time to check us out, live or VOD: caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." - Glamorizes hustle culture - Speciest - Was taught to you in elementary school "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." - Metal as fuck - Implies that you are a wizard - No one will know you are testing out a font

We're back with our CONSPIRACY show tonight ... or are we??? (yes we are please come or watch) caveat.nyc/events/vocab...

could everyone please follow @vocabaret.bsky.social if you love languages and comedy and often a combination of those things! easy way to stay tuned about our shows ☺️

We're the show that makes language fun while making fun of language and we're back with a brand-new installment this Friday caveat.nyc/events/vocab...