I didn’t know the evil openai CEO was gay…

Being a “performative male” by missing my bus this morning

Let him cook…

All I wanted was to wake up a half hour earlier than usual, not three hours 🥱

Voting to fund the government means you voted to fund everything the government is doing. That's the whole point. It's not about some narrow this or that on the margins. You own the whole enchilada, you're saying "yes, this overall package for everything the government's doing is acceptable to me."

I've seen enough: the gerontocracy is dead. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-geront...

Consider the bubble popped

Slice of pumpkin pie to celebrate 🥧

First this morning’s news and now this :)

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social air this during the Dick Cheney CNN tribute

War criminal down 👍

A report into the killing of Shireen Abu Akleh was watered down by the Biden administration, says one of the U.S. investigators, in service of "not trying to anger the Israelis by holding them accountable for intentionally killing an American citizen."

This is a Puss in Boots fan account, didn’t you know?

I like my Halloween work fit

If you write shit like this you should lose your job

Got 24 hours to get my Halloween costume together

I was trying to play Hades, but Luna had other plans

How many muppets had to die for me to wear this?

“Body teaaaaaa, get those steps in”

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Took a personal day 🌞

I’m doing the best I can rn

He’s an ally

At the gym thinking about what movie I want to watch tn

New boycott list just dropped

Jfc. This is what rotten desperation looks like.

A drunken tattoo is a mountain that turns out to be a penis upon second glance. If you got a nazi tattoo and didn't get it lasered off first thing in the morning then you were ok with having a nazi tattoo

Happy 37th anniversary to Super Mario Bros. 3! One of the greatest 2D Platformers ever. Most of the development team is still at Nintendo: Shigeru Miyamoto, Takashi Tezuka, Katsuya Eguchi, Hideki Konno, Kensuke Tanabe, Toshihiko Nakago, Hiroyuki Kimura, Kazuaki Morita, Toshio Iwawaki, Koji Kondo

I just want to be her today

Gaslighting my sick brother by telling him he got covid for attention.

If you see this, QT with a Pokémon that shares the same first letter as your name!

It should not have taken me this long to watch Black Phone, but that was really good.

Another job rejection 🙃 happy Monday team

Earning my Halloween candy today

There really is no ceasefire

blocked 🍅🍅🍅🍅

Andrew Cuomo must have a humiliation kink

This Dunkin’ ad is murdering me

I wonder why the democratic party has record low approval ratings…

Listen you candy corn loving freaks

It's gotten much, much harder for us these past few years. If you can, please RT & donate to help me stay above water (food, rent, medication etc)? • CashApp: cash.me/$ShonYves • PayPal: PayPal.me/Shon • Venmo: venmo.com/YvesBew Thank you so much Yvie ❤️‍🩹

For an actual cause of celebration: TODAY IS MY FIVE YEAR TRANNIVERSARY❣️ Five years ago today, I began HRT. The road has not been easy, and I am still struggling in many ways (I'll put links below if you'd like to help), but I wouldn't have it any other way. I'm finally happy.

Happy birthday to my big sister ❤️

I was a plus 1 at a wedding yesterday.

Queers for Zohran on National Coming Out Day

AC unit out the window finally 🍂

Classic big tech. It’s not enough to destroy the planet, everyone else has to subsidize it too.

Mailll time