There are few worse pursuits in adult life than purchasing a vehicle. From the awkwardness of the test drive to the ridiculous haggling to the endless wait between signing a stack of paper with the sales guy and signing a stack of papers with the finance guy. It’s all so needlessly draining.

Dana Carvey parodied George HW Bush on SNL — “Nah, wouldn’t be prudent” — the President called him up and they became friends. . Daryl Hammond imitated Clinton through his Presidency, including savage stuff during his sex scandal. Clinton invited him to do a “dueling Presidents” gag.

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe. And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

this exists it is called thinking

If someone goes from a media outlet to a government agency and then implements a policy attempting to prevent the media from reporting on the agency, what does that tell you about their media outlet?

This is very good.

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Penalty kicks should be taken by the player fouled, like basketball, instead of my the fouled team’s chose PK taker.

Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)

As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.

Really, Jeopardy Daily?

Doesn’t sound very pro-life. (Or Peace Prizey)

RFK Jr. rolled out that old chestnut again about how healthy Americans were in the 60’s, so here’s a fact check. In 1965: -42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now. -The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now. -Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.

i'm at the civil war i'm at the great depression i'm at the combination civil war great depression

Got a box of the Oreos with Reese’s filling and these just needs to become the standard Oreo because it is perfection.

It makes me irrationally angry that Liberty Mutual went with "LiMu Limo" and not "LiMusine."

Celentano over Schulte for a game in Columbus hurts, but Pat has been struggling since the injury… Also, had an outside hope that Morris would get a call since he’s been playing so well… Interesting to see Zawadski listed as a midfielder. I’d take him over Ream at CB any day.

Twisted Metal just further proves that Lisa Gilroy and Anthony Carrigan should be in everything.

You don’t go to Cracker Barrel because it is woke or not woke. You go to Cracker Barrel because you are not at Aunt Carol’s house yet.

Blowing through “King of Ashes” this week. S.A. Cosby does not miss. #booksky

MS LOL

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

The Premier League is back and that means I’m back to fuming that Brighton games always end up on USA (which I don’t pay for) and not Peacock (which I do pay for) even though they’re the same stupid company and WHY IS AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT SO BROKEN. Anyway… up the Albion.

I'll never worship any politician, but I for some time I've had the utmost respect for this one. I hope he's the real deal.

It's been awhile since I fully agreed with the results of an election. 😂 What a fantastic season this has been.

firing the head of beckett baseball for undervaluing my rob deer rookie card

The Guardians have a proven record of trading starting pitchers before their careers nosedive. Swapping a decent prospect for Bieber is a bigger question mark for Toronto than Cleveland.

I’ve complained plenty about bad service, so I have to shout out Away for being awesome. They’re replacing our first Away suitcase we got as a gift in 2018 that got damaged on our last trip. It’s amazing to see a company stand behind their guarantee and make it incredibly fast and easy. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Much more than a Law Blog, apparently.

If this was Joe Biden, there would be think pieces about how the president’s staff is clearly failing him by enabling his semi-senile delusions. But oh well, I guess.

This time they actually sent a notice. That it will be out for ~24 hours!?! Rural America needs more internet options. Brightspeed remains 🚮

OTD in 1796, Moses Cleaveland landed on the shores of the Cuyahoga and spoke the words, “One day, on this very land, a great city will blow a 3-1 NBA Finals lead, and a greater city, by my name but spelled slightly differently, will hold the championship trophy for all the world to see.” HBD, CLE.

Desperate for non-Epstein attention. What is in those files?

The Next Two Weeks: The Best Weeks There Will Ever Be Since 2016

That clutch little button saves the day again. Thanks for always being awesome, @thestorygraph.com.

I was a personal trainer for almost a decade. Honest to God, the number one thing I would tell my weight loss clients was to eliminate soda and fast food from their diets. Here, the "MAHA" Secretary of HHS is cheering on soda... at a fast food restaurant. Snake oil salesman.

Nothing says more about this movement than the fact that their main focus, beyond the attempt to roll back all evidenced-based medicine because it "is gay," is to somehow make french fries and soda good for you. They will fight the war to make treats healthy to the last man.

Seems like it’s going to be one of those days where the “one daughter” song is going to be in my head on repeat. And why now, it’s a banger.

lore | noun | the history or backstory of a person, character, or imagined world

Despite needing to use it on a regular basis at work, I can’t never spell inconvenience right on the first try and that’s a real… hassle.

Hey, @thechrisbarron.bsky.social 👋🏻

Protecting his stock portfolio while ripping away health care from 17 million Americans. This is Washington at its worst. We need to ban Congressional stock trading.

Good to know one of the U.S. President's main influencers on national security policy is calling for actual genocide (65 mil is the total Latino population of the U.S.)

I took action to protect public media — now I’m asking you to do the same. The Senate is about to vote on a dangerous proposal that would gut funding for local stations. Urge your Senators to vote NO on rescinding public media funding and share this with others who care. bit.ly/3GjODkB

One of the most chaotic Game Changer episodes yet and @samreich.bsky.social stays right on brand. #Dropout

yes, those medicaid recipients should just inherit their father's business and then sell it for a fortune, like sen. mullin did

Not to get controversial but today’s #Guardians game is more fun to watch than yesterday’s Guardians game. I said what I said.

The OKC model is so hot right now.