Shaggy and Rayvon was not on my #ThanksgivingParade bingo card.

Remember that time they were going to crucify Jesus and He used His Omnipotence to make everyone be nice to him? Or that time he said being a Christian will be super easy and all His disciples lived long and happy lives? Me neither.

I need the @npr.org #BooksWeLove list to add @thestorygraph.com to their links for the books.

Pet Peeve: “If I don’t talk to you, have a great Thanksgiving.” So if you do talk to me again have a bad one? No need to qualify based on whether we’re forced into another meeting together and you end up saying it again. Just say “have a good Thanksgiving” and move along.

These refs are on one tonight. #Cavs

It is time.

If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey. This isn’t controversial. A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.

My goodness, what a lineup.

"What if I were to tell you that I could sell this house... for 30 percent above market?"

it's almost like tariffs increase prices

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2

As I watch the Cavs on FanDuel…

I know I'm probably in the minority but I'm 100% on board with the winter schedule. I hate going to games when it's 90 degrees out. The 5 divisions of 6 teams is interesting. There's quite a few ways to divide the league up. Also it means Austin will finally have to play in Columbus at some point.

Listened to half yesterday, currently at 75% and on track to finish today. It’s very good. Get the audiobook.

Love this journey for him.

I was really good at @playsavvy.bsky.social for one round. And then I was really bad. But it was still a good time!

The list is long... For @contrariannews.org Beat the algorithms. Follow my work on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com

I made a feed, it's an ongoing collection of things Mike Johnson haven't seen or heard about. bsky.app/profile/numb... Based on great clips posted by @atrupar.com

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

So Steve Scalise, did the people at the Boston Tea Party “hate America” too? Pretty sure they didn’t like kings much either.

I don’t think national anthems should be played at non-international sports competitions. I definitely don’t think God Bless America belongs. Why are sporting events the only activity we have to be reminded of where it’s occurring?

Personal Preference of World Series winner. Fav Team 1) Guardians Cool stories 2) Mariners 3) Brewers Sentimental 4) Tito (& the Reds I guess) Meh 5) Jays 6) Tigers Dislikable for Various Reasons 7) Padres 8) Sox 9) Philly Stupid Rain Delay 10) Cubs The Worst 12a) Dodgers 12b) Yankees

Don’t wanna brag but I called the HBP.

There are few worse pursuits in adult life than purchasing a vehicle. From the awkwardness of the test drive to the ridiculous haggling to the endless wait between signing a stack of paper with the sales guy and signing a stack of papers with the finance guy. It’s all so needlessly draining.

this exists it is called thinking

This is very good.

Penalty kicks should be taken by the player fouled, like basketball, instead of my the fouled team’s chose PK taker.

Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)

As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.

Really, Jeopardy Daily?

Got a box of the Oreos with Reese’s filling and these just needs to become the standard Oreo because it is perfection.

It makes me irrationally angry that Liberty Mutual went with "LiMu Limo" and not "LiMusine."

Celentano over Schulte for a game in Columbus hurts, but Pat has been struggling since the injury… Also, had an outside hope that Morris would get a call since he’s been playing so well… Interesting to see Zawadski listed as a midfielder. I’d take him over Ream at CB any day.

Twisted Metal just further proves that Lisa Gilroy and Anthony Carrigan should be in everything.

Blowing through “King of Ashes” this week. S.A. Cosby does not miss. #booksky

MS LOL

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

The Premier League is back and that means I’m back to fuming that Brighton games always end up on USA (which I don’t pay for) and not Peacock (which I do pay for) even though they’re the same stupid company and WHY IS AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT SO BROKEN. Anyway… up the Albion.

I'll never worship any politician, but I for some time I've had the utmost respect for this one. I hope he's the real deal.

It's been awhile since I fully agreed with the results of an election. 😂 What a fantastic season this has been.

The Guardians have a proven record of trading starting pitchers before their careers nosedive. Swapping a decent prospect for Bieber is a bigger question mark for Toronto than Cleveland.

I’ve complained plenty about bad service, so I have to shout out Away for being awesome. They’re replacing our first Away suitcase we got as a gift in 2018 that got damaged on our last trip. It’s amazing to see a company stand behind their guarantee and make it incredibly fast and easy. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Much more than a Law Blog, apparently.

If this was Joe Biden, there would be think pieces about how the president’s staff is clearly failing him by enabling his semi-senile delusions. But oh well, I guess.

This time they actually sent a notice. That it will be out for ~24 hours!?! Rural America needs more internet options. Brightspeed remains 🚮

OTD in 1796, Moses Cleaveland landed on the shores of the Cuyahoga and spoke the words, “One day, on this very land, a great city will blow a 3-1 NBA Finals lead, and a greater city, by my name but spelled slightly differently, will hold the championship trophy for all the world to see.” HBD, CLE.

Desperate for non-Epstein attention. What is in those files?