When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?

a message to all underpaid production assistants:

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

Geologic Core Sample xkcd.com/3171/

The American left isn't going to be able to handle an extremely hot smart funny guy with decent politics in an important office with national exposure and constant media. We need to ease into this with a sewer socialist who reminds you of Columbo

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

A friend's oc is like an oc-in-law to me

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

Corporations are relying on shame to stop folks from fighting to keep porn around. An amazing way to fight against this stuff is to simply not be ashamed of sex and sexuality; even if you think some of it is "cringe". You'll do yourself a favor by eliminating your shame about sex.

Your month, your puppy!

oh this shit fucks *hard* every bit was tender and juicy, the glaze is perfectly sweet and citrus-y, then you get a nice pop from the garlic and onion stuffed on the inside.... damn that's good. i wanna see how it tastes with an actual duck now lmao

Expressive Byleth ✏️

Office Lady Camilla CMSN

My oranges were too big and i had to use an onion instead if a shallot (so it was also too big lmao) but. It smells rlly good… starlight dodo success mayhaps???

His whole body is too cute too!

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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes

Brainfog ☁️

The modern world is just pro wrestling and a gambling addiction standing on top of a mechanical Turk.

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

when *i* undercut people on the marketboard its called being a master of the game. when people undercut me they are not going to heaven

I like Ampharos.

Attempting a version of the. Xiv cookbook starlight dodo. Had to use chicken instead of duck though,

beed to slepe

💜 #Pokemon

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this ᐛ is my favorite symbol. it's the happiest symbol ever made. it's pronounced "waa" and human brains are so good we all decided it's a smiley face to use on the internet. he's just a little guy having fun ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ he probably likes to play with toys

14/15 on the grad project i did in a weekend we're so back lets fucking gooooooo

You can't stop me from going on my trip, I'm sorry!!! I don't care how hamson you are! T_T

Uni says hi

#aini ryuki r u ok....

Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character

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Burlesque Namazu (FFXIV commission)

default mii ass character [ #ffxiv ]

your honour, most men in video games only have a few lines, "rambling historian" Maechen who has ten million lines is a statstical outlier and should not be counted, he is besmirching FFX-2's good name.

had a thought i had to get out of my head

i’m not crying you’re crying xkcd: Fifteen Years

Pick wisely, trainer #umamusume