Blippi taught me to lie to the police if they're looking for me, incredibly based

A thing about Anxiety

Fun fact, the opening of the can't stop music video was supposed to be footage from Anthony Kiedis' colonoscopy. The FCC rejected the initial cut, and that's how we got final version we have today

Imagining a fascist regime where thinking about Arby's is a capital offense.

It's so calming to know that one day my balls could wake up on the wrong side of the bed and send me to the ER

Ok, Let's give this a shot. I am currently unemployed. I got fired for protesting Israel's ongoing and unending genocide, as well as the illegal occupation of Palestinian territories in the west bank. So, I've started a patreon. You can subscribe for as little as $3!! patreon.com/begentleimst...

This is complete hogwash

As a married person, this is what we have to do during the winter to survive

Worm Doodles

Frog doodles

I want to get my blood Pressure high enough that I can shoot blood at people like horned lizards do

Zal &Pals: Flea Circus

For whatever reason as a kid I hated The Batman, but I'm rewatching it with my son and it fuckin rocks

I can't believe Rivers Cuomo lost the mayoral election, weezer heads stay losing

You know sometimes you wake up and everything sucks and you feel like god's worst mistake, but then you take a nap and then everything is chill once more

Absolutely Ancient doodles, probably from 2020-2021?

I need to draw my other characters before they retaliate #biggayarttag

worm up

You're telling me people actually like James Cameron's Avatar series? They use fucking papyrus as the subtitles, its like I'm reading a 3rd grade report on egypt when they're speaking na'vi

Woods Doodle

Hey artists, yes, you should have some other day job while pursuing art and NO, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE RETAIL OR FOOD SERVICE (unless you are a beast and like that stuff). Try your best to find something that matches your interest and energy.

I've been a certified Tombow bitch for years, but I'm fuckin with this this copic multiliner I found in my art bag.

non-canon Zal comic just to try out different paneling

My hands hurtin like a SOB I curse my abnormally soft cryptid hands, wishing I had some THICK callused grippers

She just sneeze farted and spit in my face, my daughter has forsaken her creator

PSA: Chop wood with gloves if you're a soft hands haver

I found a hardly touched pocket notebook behind my desk, so doodle output will increase dramatically

Day doodles

Nite Doodles

MIL found this in her car, so she gave it to me. She has no idea how it got there.

Old comic that a lot people hate but I absolutely love

Me and my brother saw a really good Sans Undertale costume last night, and the other parents had no idea what the fuck we were talking about. They thought he were an Aliem

Zal-O-Ween 🎃 #Comic #Halloween

oh shit new repo

I 3D printed part of my costume overnight, and now I'm sitting here at work itching to go clean it up and paint it. I left in a rush this morning so I forgot to check it, hope it didn't go spaghetti mode Here's a little peak from last night

Zal Finds a Pal (8/8)

I'm jealous of the dark brown void eyes my wife has, its like staring into the abyss and I'm loving it

I'm really excited to be getting through this meet-up arc between Zal and Moral, because then I can get more stupid with the comic. I wanted to establish a baseline for their motivations and origins, but DAMN do I just want to draw them getting into hijinks throughout history.

Imagine getting hired by the government just to ragebait the general public, crazy

Zal Finds a Pal (7/8)

Zal Finds a Pal (6/8)

Out for a walk, and it seems as though the government has deployed their mosquito division to attack my balls

Zal Finds a Pal (5/8)

Watching scary movie 5 for the first time after watching 4, and im shocked to find that its the better movie

gumball machine ninja

okay google play me kiss me by six penis none the bitcher

Zal Finds a Pal (4/8)