Having drinks outside with the homies two days in a row. Life-affirming

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

My new friend took this photo of us

My only victory in my social life has a that the only bartender who I found too attractive to speak to normally now sits down next to me whenever he sees me, and we have amazing conversations

Shout out to fox for zooming in on that baseball to the fingers. Helpful

So, checking out “Dive Bar on Frankfort” (aka Hilltop) with @newmo99.bsky.social for their soft open. It feels like when your parents divorced and you spend the night in your dad’s new house for the first time. It’s familiar but not

🚨 🚨NEW HILLTOP HAS A TOUCHTUNES🚨🚨

Absolute bullshit that it’s 2025 and women still have to work on the worst days of their periods. I’m at like level 7 pain with ibuprofen today and I just gotta keep it up like everything is wonderful. Bull fucking shit I tell you

This morning a car passed me that had a Zooropa sticker on its back window. It was the most exciting thing I’ve seen today.

What did I do with my evening? I made two loaves of French bread (yes one is not shaped well, don’t worry about it), and turned one of them (guess which one) into a French toast casserole for a work potluck tomorrow.

Carin at the Liquor Store by The National. It’s just simple and sweet.

2025 may be the worst year ever, but I have learned how to cook a lovely medium-rare steak. I’ll take any little win I can get.

My kingdom for a hospital discharge summary that says more than “failed swallow study” on an NPO stroke patient. Come on, now

Got my Amy text! I don’t think the gif actually sent but it felt good to send

Sitting outside at a brewery watching a music video shoot in the parking lot. As you do

Gas canisters where you have to push two parts of the nozzle with your hand while you pour with the other hand were designed to drive single women insane

Can confirm that “Wi$h Li$t” is the most fun song to mop to.

Sat down for dinner 2.5 hours ago. Still in my seat because I just binged the last three (?) episodes of Severance. Whew, what a ride

This friend has very eloquently expressed all my feelings about TS discourse. No notes.

All my new friends are finally home

Not sure how I’m supposed to work today lol. I ain’t forgot about that Morning Glory 30th anniversary album waiting on me either, don’t worry

Lmao Wood gets better each time I hear it. “The curse on me was broken by your magic wand” hahahahahahaha God I’m so happy for her. Good for her.

The biggest takeaway for me is that she’s still friends with Blake Lively lmao

First listen complete. Highlights: The Fate of Ophelia, Opalite, Father Figure, Actually Romantic Lowlights: Elizabeth Taylor, The Life of a Showgirl I do first listens without lyrics; not sure if it’s my speakers or the production but I found it hard to hear everything.

Never in a million years have I actually Gotten a midnight stream to start AT MIDNIGHT until tonight! Happy Showgirl Day everyone

Less than 13 hours to go

Can’t believe Pizzamas is here already. Time flies

I mean the great thing about Reds on the west coast is that I’m going to sleep through the sweep

Folks have about 38 hours before I disappear for a few days. I will not be disturbed this weekend

Eating disorders really are back, aren’t they

Last week you said “it’s so over”. This week you’re saying “we’re so back”. What’s changed?

Cooking a bison sirloin for my steak dinner tonight. Never had it before. Will report back.

Come on Marlins

Elly Elly Elly oi oi oi

Okay, so, The Reds need to win today. Like. I can’t. Can’t watch.

🚨🚨Liam Gallagher said “see you next year” at Wembley last night🚨🚨

I did run into the most enigmatic man I’ve ever known, who told me “don’t be a stranger” and I said “bro I don’t even have your real number” and then he recited *my* phone number to me out of thin air. How do I find these people.

Lots of “Hey…YOU! How have…YOU…been!!” Tonight

If you ever want to feel your proper age, go to karaoke and see actually 20-somethings in the wild. Turns out I AM fucking old

Wild choice to bring a small child to an actual bar on their busiest day in five years, but I’m not a parent so what do I know

It is my unfortunate duty to report that I’m already at Hilltop after Oktoberfesting for four hours. I am no longer responsible for the content of this feed.

Happy Oktoberfest, it’s nice to pretend everything is good for a while

So what I’m hearing is I can never watch The Reds again if I want them to win

Happy (?) Friday

Not watching the Reds tonight is self care

Miami, get your shit together. Come on

I feel like the base Oasis we are going to get is a live album, hopefully for Christmas. Maybe a documentary. If there is any good left in the world we will get ‘26 tour dates announced. I don’t know. I just miss them lol

Ordered a dirty martini at the bar and two other people did the exact same thing