Oh boy, the dragons are back tonight! Things are going to happen!

Today I’m wearing a straight skirt covered in cherries and a white muscle tank with my hair half up, just to hang out alone in the back yard. I just went in for the bathroom, and looking at myself in the mirror whilst washing my hands I thought, “this is not the look of an almost 42 year old woman.”

We had to double Max’s thyroid meds this month. While her thyroid levels dropped, they didn’t drop a lot and she lost another 1/2lb. We are about two weeks in to the increased dose, and I swear this cat is hungrier than ever. I can’t fix myself a plat without her little paw trying to sneak something

I’m just a girl logging into Bluesky once again to say that if you’re in Louisville, order some good grub from Sicilian Pizza and Pasta

Happy Pride

Thought I adopted a dog, turns out I adopted another cat

My LG Tv has something called the World Pup on, and it’s just as adorable as you think it is

CIN Home Run! Eugenio Suárez hits a grand slam (7) to center field. Edwin Arroyo scores. JJ Bleday scores. Sal Stewart scores. The score is now CIN 9, NYM 0 (Bottom 2)

GENNNOOOOOOOO

The time hath come for Tequila Sunset

Man, “The Scientist” by Coldplay is just a damn good song. I hadn’t listened to it in a while until now

And this is why i don’t wear my good sunglasses to the park. Wasn’t looking where I was walking, stepped off the side of the pavement and twisted my ankle, and crashed hard. Glasses and bag went flying. Dog stayed at my side.

Moxie is going to learn about Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge tonight. One of us is extremely excited about that

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

Moxie’s first trip to the vet has not been…easy Turns out my girl is terrified to get in the car! She took some coaxing when I picked her up at KHS, but I thought that was because I was new. But noooooope. She tried to bolt when I opened the car door. Paced and panted the whole way to the vet

The first year I paid attention to the World Cup was 2006. I had just moved into a condo off campus for the first time, was starting grad school (we started in the summer) and I just remember turning on the matches while I cried from stress

blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website

Yall, this dog is going to melt me

Finished work early, the dog is literally stretched out on the futon as comfy as she can be, so I snuck in for some afternoon pints and THE MATCH

Who is this man singing the Mexican National Anthem 👀

I bought a camera to check on her while I’m at work, and I get an alert every time she stretches and rolls over in her sleep 🥹

Life, lately. Meet Moxie.

Thinking about the time in 2016 I went to Cardiff just to go to The Doctor Who Experience. I teared up when we stepped into The TARDIS because it felt so real. I took pictures of damn near every exhibit in the place. It was one of the best days I’ve experienced.

I remember the first time my mom told me how much her electric bill ran each much and I almost passed out. Once the coal industry finished their destruction, KP is picking off the bones

I’ve been taking a lot more morning walks around the neighborhood, and I’m learning just how well stray cats can hide

NO, YOU DON'T, YOU NEED TO GET ANOTHER DRINK; OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4 IS DONE GIVING ORDERS AROUND HERE. THE INFLUENCE OF THE *HAM SANDWICH RACE* IS WANING.

I’m Bethany Mandel. I’m Clay Travis. I’m Todd Starnes. I’m Savannah Chrisley. I’m Jacob Wohl. I’m Dog The Bounty Hunter. I’m John Rocker. and I’m The Undertaker. Those stories, and Joe Rogan, tonight on 60 Minutes.

Happy Pride 🌈

Finished season one of LOST this weekend, and I think it may be the finest pre-strike season of television we ever had. 24 episodes and every one felt like necessary viewing.

Well. It’s Monday.

Ugh, this is so cute

Okay, finally

Friendly reminder that ISNP plans are bullshit! Don’t sign up for them if you’re going to a nursing home! Thanks and happy Monday

Okay, after sleeping on it, the Euphoria finale was good (except for the extreme close-up following the BBL through the club, but all the gratuitous nudity has pissed me off all season). HOWEVER, it does not make up for the rest of the season, which just felt like filler.

Euphoria, I have THOUGHTS and they are NOT FUCKING GREAT

Just popping in to show off the cute little sandwich I made for dinner. Bologna, egg, and havarti on sourdough

At least I have freedom or something

Went into work early so I could finish early to come home and mow the yard and do chores and take care of my cat and drive to Lexington and back and and and

The answer is Long John Silvers fish.

YOU - I walked the land telling whores and liars of the End to come. There are 9,855 days remaining.

Anybody wanna shoot them the definition of “irony” real quick

Just asked @newmo99.bsky.social if we were gonna get our first antipope in a while. Her response: “maybe? It’ll be Mel Gibson. Pope Sugartits!”

My dumb ass decided to get on the dating apps again, and it’s made me realize my soul actually wasn’t dead because it’s dying now

Had to break the news to them that I’m turning 42 in two months lmao

Oh my god, do I see THE SUN

Making the kids watch the first Batman movie today at work.

Just realized I haven’t had a haircut since Abbey died so I’m gonna have to talk about it one more time today.

bro don't tell me you got tempted by the fruit of another. im literally calling you to tell your stupid ass that the truth was discovered