It me, the grass toucher

If I’ve sat up all night and UK loses this game I will never get over it

My new year’s resolution is to make Sunday (1994) the top played artist on multiple Louisville TouchTunes

Happy Will Stein Day Go cats etc

For an unknown reason, every time I plug my phone into CarPlay, it wants to take me to European Splendor.

It’s pretty though

Ffffffuuuuuuuuccccck I am not ready for snow and I don’t want to drive to work 😭

Wait a minute….is UK actually gonna have a hot coach

Left my gym bag in the car today

SIMPLY HAVING A

Had my coffee with a heat back on my back and a hot water bottle in my lap. Happy December.

This game is embarrassing

Sports bettors think they’re day traders now, and it’s ruining sports.

Well, after 12 years I finally told my mom about my tattoo 😂

Y’all

Screaming because matinee movies at the Pikeville movie theater are FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS They’ve only increased 50 cents in 23 years, what the fuck Anyway my mom is about to watch Wicked part one so we can go to the second part’s matinee

And I’m reunited with my shadow

Unlocked the secret code to slow mom’s talking: turn on Hamilton.

Beautiful driving weather

I-265 ➡️ I-64 ➡️ Mountain Parkway ➡️ 460 ➡️ 23 ➡️ 460 ➡️ 1370 I think that’s all of them. Shew

Working today, but after being sick for two (really three and a half) days last week, and working 8 of the last 9 days, I’m ready to challenge myself to get out of here as quick as possible. Ya girl is tired and still has a four+ hour drive in front of her today.

My dumb ass hit “brew” instead of “delay” on the coffee pot last night, so I had a fresh pot at 10pm. I luckily thought about my thermos, and poured the coffee in before bed. Happy to report it was still hot and steaming this morning!

I hate talking about this shit because it feels self-serving, but I also like to document things that give me confidence. In the last week I’ve had three different men just approach me to say hi and they thought I was cute(in different ways). I just smiled and said thank you each time.

Don’t mind me, just watching laryngoscopies at the bar

Why are NBA floors so bad??

Broke out my Taylor Swift cocktail book tonight to make a “bitter than revenge” It’s definitely bitter, good for sipping. Not sure I’ll make it again

Happy Doctor Who Day to those who celebrate

Today was my last day off for a while (I count going home for the holidays as work). I did two days’ worth of chores, and now I’m enjoying my cozy living room.

Highly recommend getting a little personal pizza with your favorite people on a Friday

Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci

Is there any word that rhymes with “abdomen”?

Was looking in the mirror at work and thought even though my face is shit and I’m wearing my Harry Carey glasses, my hair looks awesome, and I should take a pic! The camera told a completely different story and now I want to cry lol. Needless to say I did not take a photo

I think the most annoying thing about being sick is the fact that I was building my gym habit back, only to be sidelined by this. It’s so frustrating

You’re telling me I stopped playing Stardew Valley for *this*

Sick Day 2

You know that scene in sex and the city when Samantha gets the flu and can’t get anyone to fix her curtains, and she calls Carrie sobbing “we’re all alone, Carrie!” That’s me today. I’m running a temp and all I want is someone to bring me some Gatorade and rub my back while I cry but I’m all alone

Home sick today and it cracks me up that every time i reposition in bed Max yells at me. How dare I have the audacity to disturb her rest in my bed when I’m just trying to shift the congestion to a different sinus cavity for a moment 😂 😭

Frankenstein is one of my most favorite stories, and I watched the newest version tonight. Highly recommend. Maybe my second favorite adaptation after the Nick Dear play.

Ha! Did not realize my copy of Back the Way We Came was a RSD limited release! What a fun surprise.

My dad very sweetly thinks I watch sports for the game (which, I love the game, but I also like watching hot men get sweaty — and now that I’m in my 40s, I love watching hot men yell at other hot men from the sidelines).

1.) Volleyball 2.) Baseball 3.) Baseball

Long John Silver’s 2 Piece Fish n More, with extra hush puppies, extra crunchies, and add-a-piece shrimp

Watching the boy aquarium while I clean the kitchen and enjoy a dirty martini. Not a shabby Friday night.

Picked up some new friends at a new record store today

Well that was the movie for our times.

One thing about me is if Edgar Wright makes it, I’m going to watch it.

Goddamn this week kicked my ass

I won’t share my most radical ideas, but I think all levels of education should be free

When you’re very ready to get off the treadmill but All Too Well starts and you tell yourself “fiiiiiiine ten more minutes”