Just tried watching some Charli xcx.

When I go to the pub I want to eat those pub classics. Pub classics. Pub pub classics. - Charli xcx (spoons remix)

For god's sake

For god's sake when are we going to stop doing this.

😭

If you're good this week, we can go to Toys R Us on a Saturday 30 years ago and you can experience joy for an hour

Obviously hope to god this is idle chat but the funniest bit of this is when his dad says the family knew "quite a few" of the Beatles. Like how many Beatles does he think there were?

Real kick in the teeth for Enid Blyton fans

Youth pastor voice: let me tell you about another Carpenter who made a Christmas special

The effort:return ratio of posting on social media is worse than it is for actual work

Can unions please stop saying they're "putting the government on notice"? Notice of what? How long does the notice last? What happens when it expires? Just say what you mean.

When I go to the pub I want to eat those pub classics. Pub classics, pub pub classics.

Shampoo for my real friends; real poo for my sham friends

Yeah ok you've had your academic paper published or whatever but are you in the top 1% of Dua Lipa listeners on Spotify?

Why do people in this era overuse the word "era" so much?

Sinn Fein must have swept the non-binary vote

Seasonal affective disorder but it's every season

spotify algorithm is determined to force Gracie Abrams on me despite my best efforts. Is this a nepo thing?

That's actually a really long way away though right

The fuck is this

Never had a banger tweet Will never have a banger skeet But I can roast a bangin beet

Movember mo' problems

“So he tells me he’s been grounded, and I says to him… I says Hank, it’s probably because of your bad altitude!”

George Grosz: the original shitposter?

Looking forward to the return of eradicated diseases so I can finally die of sweating sickness like a Tudor Lutheran

Can you learn how to shitpost or is it something you're born into like land ownership?

Plutocratic man children have us swimming in our own shit but at least I've got a steak pitta so

Me: Maybe things won't be so bad after all The News: Get fucked, you gormless dingdong. You absolute driveling blubberhead

I'm sure once each political ideology has its own social media platform that'll sort everything out.

Added @strikemap.bsky.social to my Starter Pack of international trade unionists/union organisations worth following. Any more suggestions? Let me know

Excuse me can you point me to whoever's monetising our content here? I'm loathe to post if it's not going to help a wanna billionaire build his city of slave-robots in the desert

Cannot believe I've had nothing for this

An international trade unionist starter pack. Does this work? Is this a thing?

I'm sure a total failure to build a following on one social media site doesn't presage a total failure to build a following on another, incredibly similar, social media site, right?

Leaving twitter to once again be part of an echo chamber with people whose opinions I substantially disagree with

Is bluesky brat?

Once we've played bluesky a few times do we move on to the Intermediate Packs?

Life hack: keep your bluesky starter packs in their cellophane and they'll be worth a few hundred quid in 20 years

Saw Timothy West as Lear on a school trip to the Old Vic in (I think) 2003. One of the first times I went to the theatre, and the first time in London. Did a lot to get me interested in an artform I otherwise mightn't have been bothered about. RIP.

Have the trade unionists/revolutionary social democrats/anti-Stalinist Marxists joined the X-odus yet?

Come on Justin, are you the Archbishop of Can-terbury or the Archbishop of Can't-erbury

*Youth pastor sitting on his chair backwards*: Let me tell you about another guy who struggled to build a following

@dril.bsky.social is on here? It's over Elon

Where's the shitposters starter pack?

Made some poor choices when I set this account up, am I going to be indefinitely seeing posts about the NBA and how to write science fiction now? Have I made it worse by doing a post about it?

Is there a funny-people-who-don't-take-themselves-that-seriously starter pack?

Very earnest over here, isn't it?

Where are all the memes, though?