holiday haze

Doesn’t have the same ring to it 😔

Guys which bathroom is better, wood or purple??

hümpday? again?? already???

Oh umm don’t worry about it

Okay I just played Life is Strange 2 for the first time and idk if I’m emotionally gonna be okay this month, the music is incredible

My 2026 intentions 🤩

I was told that I like to dramatically leave group chats and turn off my location 😌

There are only two genders

Post work post gym post second shift pre drinks 🤪 had a very cute night

Forgot to bring pants to the gym today 🤷🏻‍♂️

I spent 8 hours this weekend hyperfixating and researching purses and tote bags 🫩

See my penis. Display your penis.

Plot twist nobody was loosey, and nobody was goosey

Is this giving submissive and breedable?

Gonna get a little loosey goosey tonight at the Eagle 🥴

Saturday actually

Getting rid of all my gay apps for a little recentering (though I’m keeping sniffies of out sheer utility) 🙂‍↕️

Just a little play time

Let me feel my organic steel cut oatsss

Got two loads at leather night, and now I have fried chicken and playing switch in bed

I’m a chopped unc and proud of it 😤

I'm a person who is too nervous to approach guys that I find attractive who attracts other guys who are too nervous to approach guys that they find attractive

I’m too short for this bathroom mirror. Also found a slop bowl recipe that I love, stay tuned

Me at the end of Palm Springs

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Horny hours

So I love Joshua Tree 😎

Wumbo

Is this enough for 4 days?

Okay I’m ready to be a whore this weekend 👏🏼

Heading to the gym soon I hope my crush is there 🤭

Going to Palm Springs tomorrow and idk how to prepareee

Felt like I should get ready for bed cause it’s late why is it not even 6PM 😭😭

Wait Adele Dazeem isn’t a real person?

Speaking of butts 🍑

Here’s some cheek for you heauxs

I’m sorry if I can’t remember your name, I swear I remember you though. My brain is fried from the hundreds of people I see at work, so sometimes the closest I can get is John/Jack/Jake/Mike/Max/Mark

Just had a foursome with bestie 😛

First selfie with the new phone

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Okay scrap the labubu idea, I wanna be herrr

Coming out as a Gen Z vintage tech enthusiast (I found my 10 year old point and shoot)

Today after work I watched The Ring, Lights Out, Sinister, The Strangers: Prey at Night, and 30 Days of Night. I’m locked in this month 🔐

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a BuzzBallz problem

How was my Sunday you ask?

So excited for Neon Jungle tonight 💃🏻🪩🕺🏻

New phone ordered, half of my selfies are coming out crazy 🤪