movie idea: The Blues Brothers, but the Hughes Brothers

If only Ben Folds was still at the Kennedy Center to present his new “Give Me My Money Back” opera

BREAKING: The Supreme Court STRIKES DOWN Trump's "emergency" tariffs. The vote is 6–3. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Made me happy to hear all 15 minutes of Fela’s “Why Black Man Dey Suffer” at a Miami restaurant. DeSantis would not be happy to hear that nobody complained about feeling indoctrinated by the lyrics.

Can anyone at @mta.info .info or @mtalirr.bsky.social tell me how I need to submit a car damage claim caused by LIRR tracks? The only forms I find on the MTA website say "This form is valid ONLY for NYCTA, MaBSTOA, and SIRTOA" with no further instructions for LIRR. Thanks.

I expected this article to be about @bobbby.online

Aaron Rodgers: anti-vaxx ✅ anti-saxx ❌

@belafleck.music-social.com should respond to Grenell By rating the yee-haw factor of his post

taken from the where are they now epilogue at the end of “Bad News Bears”

#TheMoth would be the perfect name for an @umphreys.com ironic metal rebrand. @prx.org

Note to @chopaganda.bsky.social and any other Atmos Enthusiasts ... the new Hendrix "Axis: Bold as Love" package has one of the best-ever surround mixes, plus the mono album that is just as relevatory in the other direction. Highly recommended.

Pickle Fountain wsg Master Brine #fakejambands (x2) @chopaganda.bsky.social @neddyo.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy #nycfreaks #freakslist too bad Instagram doesn’t embed so you have to click out to see it www.instagram.com/reel/DQE8PIB...

Random poster in a Huntington Village frame store window. @neddyo.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy - did you leave this behind when you fled?

Bogus de Blasio #fakejambands

Explain your user name: I started a cowbell thing at University Michigan football games in the 80s and people still do it today, hence cowbellum #goblue

@neddyo.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy Stein + Phish =

The bigger challenge is post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Los Lobos, Richard Thompson, or Morphine

Does Army losing to Tartleton State count as #ETTD

#realjambands @neddyo.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy

Summer Soup Crisis #FakeEmoBands

Graham Nash, 1971: "Won't you please come to Chicago..." Pritzker, 2025: "Actually, don't"

Trader Joe’s has 80/20 ground beef for $5.49/pound. It doesn’t say “chuck” but maybe it is? Will burger these tonight. Stay tuned for results. @chopaganda.bsky.social

Slightly diminish a band: The Regional The Hold Shaky Mightco The Overseas Contingency Operation on Drugs Margo 5% Off White Dotted Lines Limited Panic Pigeons Playing Pong Goose #nycfreaks #freakslist

supergroup proposal: Page McConnell, Julian Lage, Tom Morello. Page, Lage & Rage

paging Dave Herman’s ptsd @herman8or.bsky.social

Guessing it goes like “I don’t practice Ensenada, ain’t got no crystal baja”

NHL draft is one of the worst tv shows I’ve ever seen. Drafted players go to meet their new bosses on a zoom call where it looks more like they’re being fired.

Huge Ackman #fakejambands

Genius. #nycfreaks #freakslist @chopaganda.bsky.social

I call that Broken Social Scene at The Paramount 4/7/2018 @Neddyo.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy #freakslist #nycfreaks

If whatever happens doesn’t work out for the Knicks next year, this will be Thibs reaction #knickssky

Me and the Trader Joe’s people, we got this little misunderstanding. See … they’re Trader Joe’s, I’m Farmer Joel’s. They got the 5 Buck Chuck, mine is the 5 Buck Chicken, but my buns have no seeds

Gabriel Diallo 🇨🇦 upsets #18 Francisco Cerundolo 🇦🇷 at #RolandGarros while both players wore identical #adidas outfits. As they say in Paris, “Maladroit!” @tntsportsus.bsky.social

If Perricard gets to the #RolandGarros semis, should be enough to partner with #BNPParibas on a PerriCarte branded credit card

Now playing at Roosevelt Field Foot Locker. A perfect track that appeals to every demo in the store

Dottie, hold all calls for the next half hour. Nick Mason’s band just dropped their live “Echoes” on Spotify

UFL TV ratings are so bad, Memphis / San Antonio on 5/16 lost 20% of the viewers of its own 7 minute pregame show.

something about this makes me think this will go down like @garygulman.bsky.social’s fake documentary about how all the states got their two letter abbreviations

Thanks to DEI cereal companies provide employment opportunities to our least fortunate cartoon characters

Ethan Iverson on André 3000 piano album: “He’s looking for chords, but the chords don’t live next to each other in true harmony because he’s not a pianist”

How’s your day going so far? I just saw one of my all time favorite tracks performed live at 12:45pm on a weekday. @tuneyards.bsky.social @wxpnfm.bsky.social #noncomm

Lucky Number Florteen

Make a band more fun by changing one letter from someone else’s “ruin a movie by removing one letter” post… Hot Tub Tin Machine

one year ago today, a LI Koren joint gave my daughter #thechickenfinger. The bird that flipped the bird. #neverforget

Well played #Ravens draft room. #homicide @audacityofdespair.bsky.social

Alberto with the Sauce Organization #fakejambands

Surprised to see @apnews.com style is not “twin Michaels B. Jordan”

Snack Salad Wok #fakejambands