Help a pup get undressed?

Smoking the weed that makes you yiff

Hell of a win tonight for the jays, bases loaded walk is my favourite play in baseball

Smoking the weed that gets you high

I’ve now learned just enough French to make my coworkers think I know French.

Oh to be a raccoon. Eating garbage and being the world’s cutest thing.

Finding out that Weird Al is a Gentile is the Jewish equivalent of learning Santa Claus doesn't exist

Roommate came home early from their hookup to see me off to work and wish me well, I’m so lucky for the love my friends show me

Staring at my car wistfully from the window at work.

Please give me a cigarette I’m being such a good girl

Hey everyone, we got some bad news regarding our fur baby, Echo She's 7 years old, and she's very sick. We need to do more testing and treatment. We've drained our bank account to get her the diagnostics we could If you can, please help. Please share this around to give her the best chance we can

Today is a day I will make it through

Made a new friend and she lets me bum smokes never kys

Picking up so many shifts to pay for car repairs so if you need me I’ll be here for a while

Ohhhh Vlad’s gonna have to go on the IL isn’t he?

I've been dreading making this post, but out doesn't change the fact that I need to make it. I'm almost out of HRT and I need help paying for it. Reskeets appreciated, thanks y'all. 0/120 ko-fi.com/janine

Spent so much money on my car so I’m gonna go look at audio equipment I can’t afford as a little treat

New pfp? 🥰🥰

New pfp? 🥰🥰

Wish I was getting railed, that would be cool

My fucking kite broke!! 😭😭😭😭

Car repairs cost more than my whole paycheque! I’m going to be so poor for the next two weeks and I’m worried! I love poverty!

Almost angry about how horny I am wtf is this???

Why would I pay to go to Anime North when I can get drunk and play Kingdom Hearts in my garage and have a comparable experience

Getting high, watching baseball, cuddling wife. This is the good life

brought my puppygirl here and everyone knew you

Get drunk, order osmows

Fuck it time to play all of Kingdom Hearts again

This is what trans joy looks like, I’m having a great HRTversary!

Extremely cursed thought: Vatican City enters next year’s Eurovision and sends Dan Aykroyd and Jim Belushi as the Blues Brothers to do Sweet Home Chicago

Celebrating one whole year on estrogen today!!! I’m so proud of myself for doing this and allowing myself to be who I need to.

Oof ouch owie hbp straight to Vlad’s spine

Puppy girl bottom surgery call that de-worming

I’ve been pretty checked out of the playoffs but goddamn do I wanna see Buffalo pull this off now

Feeling so much better today. Yesterday was rough but today is staying smooth and work is staying easy. Gotta keep it going for a few hours more, I can do this!

Self destructive relapse as a lil treat :3

Depression is fucked up and my brain is a silly brain

Love playing this fun game where I have to figure out if I’m the worst person all my loved ones have ever met OR if I might be depressed. You never know, that’s the fun part!

Like the third day in a row I’ve been too sad to jerk off lmao

Screaming screaming screaming screaming screaming screaming screaming screaming

My friend is struggling and she needs help.

I can’t believe they just blow up the town at the end of Little House on the Prairie.

“I love watching you love and be loved” I have the sweetest friends, no wonder it’s so easy to love them all

I think the new season of Miraculous Ladybug showing up on Disney plus would save me. Manifesting even though I think they’re still making the season

They fly now

The enbies built a kite!

I think I’m gonna go fly a kite today. Will update as appropriate.

I only cried before and after!

Seeing my mom for the first time in 15 months today. Feeling complicated!