maybe i should get a rat tail

it is the gods given right of all futches to be allowed to watch femmes make out with each other. with hands involved

its probably a good thing my lord ares never asked me for input on what armaments should be standardized across xer cohorts. because yes i respect the xiphos as a sidearm (kyrilla and eirene make dual wielding with a pistol look easy) but i like when a sword is really fucking big

The snack of heroes.

i miss being able to eat pringkles / (Pronounced like Herakles)

the ilion ward is the best place to live in the city and no im not biased because its in walking distance of the sparring pits

finally all twelve (not coloured yet). stopped procrastinating on ares and posidon but i'm honestly less confident about ares. posidon idrc anymore you get what you get/silly/lh #art #wip #gunmetalolympus

body affirmation win: my modifications have maintained my inability to crack an egg cleanly. hip will never let me live this one down

when they say you can fascinate a woman by offering her a piece of cheese thats me im the woman

ITS NOT ROMANCE IF ITS NOT FROM THE SISTERHOOD REGION OF FRANCE. THATS JUST A SPARKLING SITUATIONSHIP.

sometimes you get the urge to challenge someone to a spar in the pankration ring with no protective gear no holding back just laying into each other with fists until you cant stand straight. just to feel something

turns out, eidolon coolant isn't supposed to glow white hot. learned that one the 🔥spicy🔥 way

fun rat fact they are basically like tiny babies but smarter and capable of eating through wood. some of us have to learn this the hard way

yeah i do miss being able to eat. do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to go to a restaurant with your friends and ask the staff if theyre okay with you hooking yourself up to a fucking car battery while your buddy gets to enjoy the nicest carrot cake youve ever seen

i realise the colossi probably dont understand human speech but i still hope they get the gist when i tell them to eat shit

ive been told its "sleazy" to lean back into a chair with knees spread wide and arms up over the back of the seat but thats just the most comfortable position to scope out a room

its true i loved cheese back when i could still eat it

Rat like cheese :)) @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us #art #fanart #gunmetalolympus

one of the things i miss about having taste buds is cheese. i went to cheese tasting events. hippolyta and herakles said i turned into a whole different person when i was talking about cheeses

tried picking up the handmaidens odachi while not in the handmaiden and lets just say the aetnaeus tech crew had to pull extra hours that day (sorry)

The Pearly Gates? You mean my freaking pussy???

can someone convince lord adrastus to sign up for the next odeon showing so i can fight him

/ And for those who remember my old posts, yes I will be reposting most of them on here gradually

ive found that the average dionysian will react to "hey the lord of revels just possessed you to talk to me" with an enthusiastic "fuck yeah"

/ Anyway for those wondering what's going on with this account, the original Alcippe account was associated with the email I can no longer access. It wasn't on the list of compromised accounts as far as I can tell but for good measure I've purged and deactivated it to start over here

/ Pinned Captain Alcippe is the main character of Rat in a Corner, a story set in the world of Gunmetal Olympus which I'm in the process of writing! Most posts are in character, but that little "/" means OOC My main: @ambernymph.bsky.social