What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? Hurt my back bussin a wine to “Bruk Off Yuh Back” 🤦🏾‍♀️

Yes, excellent, correct. If the male isn’t the smaller, prettier variant, what is the dimorphism even fooooor??? ✨

👀👀👀👀👀👀

Are there mechanics for consistently weaponizing environmental hazards during combat in D&D? I want to throw a boulder at something.

…land back sorry land back sorry land back sorry land back sorry land back sorry…

I started reading “Atomic Habits” again Dec 31. Appropriately, my first atomic habit of 2026 is to read a little every day. I’ve also written “Casting this spell every day for a year makes its effects permanent,” in my habit tracker. Teehee, I’m a habit wizard. ✨

“Obviously, Thaisha’s my fav because I’m a huge fan of Aabria Iyeng— how the fuck did you know that.”

Hi, I’m a U-Haul with a longer stopping distance than the driver expected. 👋🏽

Not me looking at the clock seeing that it’s almost midnight and then thinking “What’s that popping sound?” two minutes later. Fireworks.

My ancestors must be playing in my YouTube algorithm again because why are all my recommended videos about learning to love and respect yourself?? I DIDN’T SEARCH FOR THAT. 😠

Sound design!

It bothers me how easy it is to just tap the dropdown and read the rest of an AI summary when searching something. I hate how many times I’ve already done this. I worry that having access to the actual search results and not just the summary may end up behind an extra click or even a paywall.

My mom said I’m allowed to say “bitch” in the house because it’s not technically a cuss word. 😌

Every once in awhile I remember that I had a classmate in art school who painted a phenomenal oil reproduction of “The Creation of Adam” on a massive 10 ft canvas and replaced God and Adam with Mario and Luigi.

I bought a feather cape at a bin store today and found my DM aesthetic.

So, I’ve been reading “The Colour Purple”… 😗

I think waking up four hours after my alarm with a headache and a dry mouth on December 30 with absolutely nothing on my calendar on a Tuesday afternoon is the closest anyone’s ever gotten to time travel. when am I somebody help me

The fuck is going on why are multiple Black women I know/know of encountering kidney problems at roughly the same time. Like I know it’s a coincidence but that’s a fucking weiiiiird coincidence dawg what the FUCK

1) All billionaires are bad. 2) I don’t want to see a single non-Black person saying shit about this. Shut the fuck up. Mind yuh business.

Refresh your eyes! darebee.com/workouts/eye... youtu.be/UMS0QJ_aefY

Still thinking about how embarrassed I was to reveal that I was once again going to be playing a 6ft+ queer Black woman in a horror game only for the other Black femmes at the table to immediately ask if their characters could climb her like a tree. Finding out this is a safe space the hard way. 😂

My #ttrpg birthday wish is you tell a friend about "AU presents BHM 2026 Harlem Renaissance Forever"event and support the celebration! 🤜🏿 My non-ttrpg bday wish is I can win the lottery so I can impress my crush 🖤🤎🖤🤣

Getting into AP has unlocked something within me. Got me staring out the window thinking about all the movies and shows I want to write and direct.

I want to get a pet snake, name it Bijoux I’ve wanted to get one for years, but my mom said if I ever got a pet snake, she’d never visit me ever again So, anyways, after I move back out of my parents’ house, imma get a pet snake and name it Bijoux

Combating my deep fear of becoming a weirdo clout chaser with a massive dose of gross public earnestness. I wish I could sit down and have a private chat with my faves about life lessons and creative expression and tell no one about it except maybe an irl friend or two.

It’s okay to skip your daily pushups when you’re feeling ill. ✨ This should be obvious, but I’m feeling a little sad about skipping them and staying in bed all day today. Bleh. At least I know they’re important enough to me that they’re a good substitute for my busted ass interoception.

I am sick and I want instant ramen but I don’t have any instant ramen 😢

I’m going to be so dapper in 2026 I’m going to stud so hard Gonna dandy out And when my locs mature…? 😮‍💨

In 2026, I will: DM on Twitch for the first time (fuckfuckfuckfuck 😬), go back to acting school so I can study what I love, breathe my way through every trial and every triumph. Whew. I did NOT start 2025 thinking I’d end it pursuing my wildest dreams. What a wild year it’s been. 🥹

I've been talking of late with @friede.bsky.social about the triangle of extractive - experiential - additive relationships, however fleeting, & in the flurry of threads about a certain Star-Tribune article, this one hits most clearly at that, for me.

Tonight at 7PM Pacific/10PM Eastern, our @projecthopeorg.bsky.social HOPEmas series returns with a one-shot of @snowbrightstudio.bsky.social's Teatime Adventures! twitch.tv/sword_and_key

gay

What do you want? Why do you want it? How do you get there? (One step at a time.)

bouncing on it 😏 (their last nerve)

Merry “If you need to talk to someone, you are welcome to DM me; it will not be a bother and I will be happy to hear from you”-mas! 🎄🦌

My treat: I will gift 3 Natal Chart readings, no strings attached. Comment if you'd like this gift to help you see yourself clearer in 2026. 👇🏾 I'll choose over the weekend and if selected, I'll DM you for details. (Please don't leave your personal deets out in public.) [service cost: $77.77] 💛✨

If you want to fly, you’ve gotta flap

I have had a bird on my head for the past several hours

Just overheard my little cousin showing my mom a pencil crayon drawing I did and saying “[She doesn’t need to erase because] she just turns all her accidents into arts!” 🥹

2026 bout to be my daddy era Me. I am daddy.

Tonight Full Plates, Full Hearts continues with Like You Were Never Here- A Call of Cthulhu Western at 6pm CST GM: @crimsonsol.bsky.social Cast: @themackening.bsky.social @chanelle-lize.bsky.social @ozmendoza.bsky.social and @aadimk.bsky.social

Tonight Full Hearts, Full Plates continues with Vaesen: Solstice at Newgrange GM : @thenerdonwheels.bsky.social Cast: @mirrrm.bsky.social @graphicalronin.bsky.social @vivacia.bsky.social @chanelle-lize.bsky.social and @crimsonsol.bsky.social

Oh my god I tried to look for Black femme GMs on startplaying.games but their tag search uses “or” instead of “and” (🤨??? is it because I’m on mobile??????), so I had to scroll through just so, so, SO many white women and VERY few Black men just to find EVEN FEWER Black femmes ha ha ha ha

I am my own Golden Ticket. ✨

Tonight at 7pm CST Full Plates, Full Hearts Continues. With a special story by @syntheticgm.bsky.social Something is in the Dark Cast: @mirrrm.bsky.social @dizzythebard.com @daniscorner.bsky.social @dannyrmendoza.bsky.social @chanelle-lize.bsky.social and @nerdyteddi.bsky.social

Doing push-ups first thing every morning has taught me so much about the effect my hormonal cycle has on my body. Ovulatory phase has me feeling like a super soldier and then I hit luteal phase and I swear to god it's like someone is turning gravity up by 25% every day just to fuck with me.

I’m just sitting here hoping and dreaming that mainstream entertainment going the way of AI funnels frustrated viewers into becoming AP fans and rocket fuels the genre into the stratosphere. There are so many sports fans who don’t play sports. Why should AP only be for TTRPG players?

Tonight Full Plates, Full Hearts continues with Like You Were Never Here- A Call of Cthulhu Western at 6pm CST GM: @crimsonsol.bsky.social Cast: @themackening.bsky.social @chanelle-lize.bsky.social @ozmendoza.bsky.social and @aadimk.bsky.social

No Vaesen tonight folks. The team is taking a much needed self care break.

I am currently living with my parents who are still gripped by the Satanic Panic of the 1980’s. Today, my mom finally admitted that she thinks I am evil now because I play TTRPGs. She also told me that my dad said he’ll kick me out if he catches me playing TTRPGs. I am over thirty years old.