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Ok so then time is a photo album shaped like a firework…?

Tomorrow! We'll be in Chicago, 5 years into the zombie apocalypse, for Red Markets: The Hand That Feeds. With: @tayycro.bsky.social as Dewdrop @intersectionscch.blacksky.app as Rabie @chanelle-lize.bsky.social as Mo @cursebreakerelliot.bsky.social as Jaybird @wizardstyles.bsky.social as the Market

This is peak.

Walmart has a TTRPG-themed t-shirt that says “Dungeon Daddy” on it. 👀 Ok so I hate Walmart but like… I AM daddy, and I DO be dicing… 👀

Look, I’m not going to tell you some “You can do anything!” shit, but you don’t know what you can’t do until you try doing it. You can’t do it? Cool. Test that hypothesis. Try. You’re going to fail? Cool. See if you can survive the failure.

Wait, they’re calling queer kids “gender creative children” now?? 🥹 STOP, THAT’S SO CUTE!! YOU CREATE THAT GENDER, LIL BABY

👀… @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social

Ruby Bridges being on social media rn is why I’ll never not cuss a mf out when they say “it happened so long ago”

This Thursday! 2pm Eastern, 7pm British. Red Markets: The Hand That Feeds A game of economic horror. With: @tayycro.bsky.social @intersectionscch.blacksky.app @chanelle-lize.bsky.social @cursebreakerelliot.bsky.social @wizardstyles.bsky.social Art by @yukitosan.bsky.social #ttrpg #actualplay

This session was a formative experience for me as an actual play performer. 🥹

Oh, fuck content. Fuck it. Little Chanelle-Lize did not want to create content when she grew up. She wanted to draw pictures and sing songs and tell stories. So that’s what the fuck I’m going to do. Like and subscribe for that I guess, ffffFFFUCK.

I want to get into gardening, but I’m terrified of caterpillars. 😕

Hell yeah! 🥹

Does my mom pay rent? NO. She’s a homeowner. Is my mother a colonizer? NO. She’s a settler. Does that squirrel have pants on? HELL YES. She’s an ✨ icon. ✨

Oh, friendzoning is a fawn fear response. Oh my god.

What's your favourite high-protein breakfast? I'm looking for suggestions. 🤔 Only restriction: I have a mild peanut allergy.

The thing about playing characters who are somewhat based on yourself is that they show you how desperately you need therapy. 😅 This sounds like a joke, but it’s actually so nice to be able to trick myself into self-compassion and self-constructive behaviour like this. #TTRPG is changing my life. 💖

MY WINDOW IS OPEN IT IS FRESH AIR INSIDE O’CLOCK WARM

✨ Your friendly reminder that our player casting call is open, baddies! tally.so/r/XxYdez

If Paralives hooks me like I expect it to, I might start streaming it on a weekly basis. I’ve been looking for an excuse to get into serious solo streaming.

If you’re trying to draw a humanoid species with skin that’s some fantastical colour other than a shade of brown, you must also consider the colour of that species’ blood. Otherwise, it’s just going to look like a human in body paint.

I shut down when I tell too many jokes in a row because I have an automatic breaking system in my brain that’s built to keep me from turning into Buddy Love.

I know so many different words for dirt, dawg.

blood magic blood magic blood magic blood magic

At this point, this is just what the inside of my head sounds like. I ain’t even PLAYED THE GAME YET.

We gotta start treating parasocial contexts (Twitch streams, etc.) the same way we do drugs and alcohol. Not everyone can navigate them safely. Some of us just have to abstain.

Our third Red Markets cast member is @chanelle-lize.bsky.social, playing Mo! Mo is one of the few naturally immune people, and her bone marrow can be used to manufacture the only known drug to stop the zombie blight. And Mo knows that she is worth more dead than alive if her secret comes out.

Oooooh, ALL my ancestors are screaaaaaming!! 🤩

1/ The next time anybody says literally anything about abortion rights within 30 ft. of me, I'm going to use my free action to scream "VASECTOMIES ARE REVERSIBLE OUT-PATIENT PROCEDURES" and then I'm going to punch them square in the throat. BIRTH CONTROL IS A PENIS PROBLEM-AAAAAAAHH!!! 🤬

1/ Having ADHD is wild. Sometimes I get stuck at my desk because I’m wearing my reading glasses and I’m not supposed to walk around with them on, but, like, I’ve also forgotten that I’m wearing them. So, my brain is like “you can’t get up” and I’m like “why” and it’s like “it’s a secret 🙂”

Substack platforms Nazis. Stop posting to Substack. Substack promotes sex traffickers. Get off of Substack. Substack funds sex traffickers. Stop giving money to Substack.

I haven’t been listening to music the past few days and you wouldn’t believe how badly that fucked my routine up. WILD.

I just heard a white woman say “race” instead of “breed” when referring to egg-laying chickens and something about the absurdity of that really flipped my “GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING CONTINENT” switch in a big way. Using the word “race” in reference to farm animals is a scary-ass slip up, dawg, WTF???

Send links to dice you think are cool, please? 🥺👉🏾👈🏾 I wanna window shop and ogle everybody’s favourite math rocks! 🤤🎲

Reviving my Throne in the hopes that someone will think it’s funny to watch me yell at the dice they bought me on camera.

I worked at a summer art camp that had new kids every week and encouraged us to play music in the studios. It was like a revolving door of kids asking, “Can you play ‘Golden’ next?” Only one little boy didn’t like ‘KPop Demon Hunters.’ He’d never watched it. His dad said it was stupid.

Live now on www.twitch.tv/nerdswithdice

Premiering tomorrow night April 10th at 7pm Central Fantastic Realms (Tales of the Valiant) GM: @syntheticgm.bsky.social Cast: @tjspider.bsky.social @mirrrm.bsky.social @improvandrpg.bsky.social @roseblossom2468.bsky.social and @chanelle-lize.bsky.social

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Why are we investing so much in artificial intelligence when we could be investing in human intelligence instead? Free education for all, forever!

Deciding in advance how others should relate to your character instead of focusing on how they relate to others is a mistake I’d love to see less of in AP. It creates uncomfortable RP moments where it’s clear a player wants the other PCs to react in a specific way. 🙄 Just go play Barbies instead. 🫤

I almost bought dice today but I didn't. Everybody clap.

I’m addicted to playing characters with monosyllabic nicknames. That’s my shit.

Who uses the Finch app? I want to add more friends on there. 😊

Decentering whiteness doesn't mean white people centering non-whiteness, it means white people shutting the fuck up, actually. We got it.

I need to get married. Somebody needs to hear the asinine shit I mumble to myself while watching urban wildlife out the window.

I was homeschooled and my mom did this to me in 1996.

I miss boredom.

I’m telling my kids this was “Sinners.”