Cassette Tapes

I’ll bet any amount of money that the only reason Autecher are playing shows in the pitch dark is because they don’t want people to find out that all the music is just made on computers. When they turn the lights on when everybody goes home, you think they got a bunch of guitars up there?? 🤣 NO WAY!

If a cassette falls on the floor, you can still listen to it as long as you picked it up within 5 seconds. If it was on the floor for longer than that, then you should throw it away or flush it down the toilet.

Hey guys how's the web site going

it takes a nathan of fillions to hold us back

Piss

alright, i think i've figured out how to forge a powerful blade from the horns of ten uranicorns (uranium unicorns), a silver crucifix, and some pleather (for wrapping the handle). now i just need someone to get me the damn things. no way am i carrying all of that myself

In the US when the waiter takes your credit card from the table. He is shoving it up his ass. That's why they do it in the US but in Canada you can just pay at the table because the waiter doesn't have to shove your credit card up his ass.

It's my 30th birthday. Any advice?

hi reddit, I'm disarming a bomb. should I cut the red or the blue wire? edit: wow this blew up

We need federal subsidies for mobs so that we can have proper raves

Let's see what happens if I spoof the article metadata from the backend... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

KNOW YOUR YEAHS normal - yeah horny - yeag stoned - yeaj sick - yeab 365 days - year

Shrektwo is a beautiful name for a baby girl

high-fructose corn's europe

Just got out of the hospital for surgery, a nerve transplant in my neck. The fallout? New vagus

huh, david bowie's Low is a really good record. Has anybody else noticed this

They call it Omelas 360 because when you see that child you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Whenever i am disrespected by a barista i pick up the tip cup and drink all the coins

Do they let you post audio here yet

wandering the streets looking for the exactly three appalachian coal miners who are the sole members of the Real working class

livestreaming myself eating sawdust and motor oil, the only non-woke food items left. getting called a 'cuck' by other anti-woke streamers after it comes out motor oil has been 30% vaccines by volume since fdr

*holding a tote bag that reads BARRYTOWN HIGH CONCERT BAND* Whoa... This guy's good

There’s actually a quite a bit of YTP that uses manipulated breaks too lol It’s not usual to have musical elements even in stuff that’s not strictly ytpmv. And a bunch of reizokore/fridgecore and even mashcore stuff in general samples YTP.

YTP is video breakcore

RIP Stan Rogers you would have been a massive junglist

BREAKING: on the same fucking front page

cut my wife into pieces this is my borat voice

Here's me playing techno on stage

Preparing for a show this saturday

Are ya reelin' in the years son?

refusing to discriminate against unsmackable asses has once again landed me in the Poster's Gulag

@bandcamp.com hi guys love your work, when will we be able to open bandcamp links in the app instead of in the browser?

My new album, Reality Machine, is out today on bandcamp. You'll be able to stream it on your favourite service later this week, and cassettes and CDs will start shipping at the end of the month. I hope you enjoy it. samaleums.bandcamp.com/album/realit...

My album releases on bandcamp tomorrow

i like my women how i like my mcdonald's coffee: unreasonably hot, on my lap, and causing third-degree burns requiring years of medical treatment

@aleums.bsky.social live album listening party 🌞 come for good beats samaleums.bandcamp.com/live/reality...

justin trudeau's face melted off like in raiders of the lost ark after he mistakenly applied blackface that had been contaminated with face-melting particles. he will be missed

meat in hand w that bankai grip beating my shit crazy style into the egg nog

the Nights beat switch still gets me after all these years

@magic.wizards.com hey, I reported a user on mtga for having a racist avatar/username when I ran into them a year ago, and clearly you haven't taken action because I just ran into them again. What gives?

hey if you're in ottawa next month you should come to my party. I'm playing live and there will be excellent DJs #ottawa #electronicmusic #livemusic #shows #djs #livelectronics

A new single from my record is rolling out today. You can now listen to Othello, a bass-heavy footwork piece, on bandcamp, spotify and youtube music along with The Money, the other single from the record. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVY4...

So how are things going over here? Good?

*five seconds into john cage's 4:33* REEEELOOOOOOOAD RE RE UP THE TUNE REWIND IT SELEKTAH *airhorn noises*

I'm obsessing over this handmade russian cassette mixer that was just announced. Behold, the Magnetron-1

it's so cool that we're building a new creative commons but just for the capitalists

in my opinion this jesse singal guy ought to get a hobby, such as cave diving or free climbing