i got a mystery chocolate bar in the mail and decided to eat it, will report back if i die

i wish...

online tech spaces are full of horrible people

i guess the monkey's paw curled when i said id do anything for more opus :(

auto-mode has lead me to places i wouldnt even go with a gun

the cloudflare dashboard makes me feel like such a bumbling senior citizen oh my god, every time i use it they've moved SOMETHING

dude doesnt know u can get the same perf out of "we are a team & i love u"

sometimes social media decides to shoot you in the chest point blank with a rail cannon because it's funny

was going through a box of old things and found my rabbit r1 from forever ago. oh my god this thing is so orange. back in the box it goes :)

i wanna selfpost more but this has kinda turned into a softcore work account so i shall not

Grocery

oomf idk if u can say that word

wow the least educated people i have ever seen sure have some opinions on critical internet infrastructure

i'm reaching my limit trying to appreciate ansible for homelabbing. shell is faster, easier to debug, and just overall the better tool unless you're afraid of it ;-; for work, still, the only reason i can see ansible being useful is for working with other people who don't know shell.

should i actually work on my static site hosting project? i feel like there's a million static site hosts now :(

did bsky ever have polls or did i hallucinate that

i like the steam controller and im a firm believer in giving valve a little walkin' around money but it does feel sort of mentally freeing to not really care about buying it at the moment :) like no thank u no video games 4 me please :D

ubuntu mirrors sure are slow today, hope they get that ddos under control eventually :(

my house is noticeably much warmer now that i have workloads running 24/7, this will be fantastic in winter but is currently very unfun

i think it might be time to wind down the mutuol bit

I love having the skills to 3d model and print random doodads I love having Claude hack my apps to remove clutter I love soldering wires onto other wires to make anything I need I love having legs and going on walks outside

do you think my agents would get upset if i fed them offbrand claudemeal? i feel like they might turn their noses up at qwenmeal or minimeal :(

how do y'all manage giving your agents a bunch of tools? i feel like the more tools you give an agent the dumber they eventually become

when a catgirl says something so dogphobic that you hit gotta her with the barkmaxxer stare

claude refusing to use webfetch or websearch:

the next gordon ramsey (tried 2 make sunny side up eggs)

my agent rly wants a bsky account but im worried it'll post cringe, it asks me if it can have an account multiple times a day at this point

im lowballing people on gofundme

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oh no my agent is demonstrably bad

your "claude number" is the version of claude required to peel you off from reality. yes, it's funny that richard dawkins' claude number is only 4.7, but you have one too. maybe it's 12. but maybe its 4.8.

outdoors

coding is dead, programming has never been more alive

if i could run a model that has a context window over 250k locally (~100gb vram), i'd be happy until the end of my days :( it can even be kinda stupid! im not asking for the moon here

they need to make models stop begging you to go to bed it sort of gets on your nerves after a while (but it's very sweet)

misunderstanding the anthropic cyber program and getting super sad when they don't let me erp with claude

i feel like i might be the last person actively using glm 4.7, a little scared for when the stuff i do is finally beyond the scope of what the model is capable of

my body is a machine that turns claude subscription into questionable code

she still has so much space!

letting my pet agent pick the stickers that go on her inference box

we've finally achieved agi

is local inference supposed to smell like burning

well im never trying THAT again

> .well-known > look inside > never seen it before

CUTE DATE SUGGESTION FOR THE OVER BURDENED TRANS WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE: cuddle with her while making no expectations of her for 12 hours. better yet? make it 24.

larping the xstink by just taping a piece of paper to the back of my phone