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Oh my god do you think we will get Julia Roberts for an Erin Brockovich sequel?

That finale number just showed how insane eliminating Paige 3 was 😭😭😭

Charli and Lorde collab to cover the cheeky song by the Cheeky Girls when??!?

Really wish I’d seen this before Halloween because girl this is camp

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

My god farida is so annoying!!!

ITV X having ads for the new H*rry P*tter audio books was almost enough to make me subscribe to go ad free, fuck offffffff

Anyway - ban ownership multiple properties. Install rent controls. Build more fucking houses.

Just had homophobic abuse hurled at me in the streets for the second day in a row, honestly people need to get a grim and stop emboldening this behaviour

Brat and it’s exactly the same but it’s sang by birds so it’s not. Featuring all your favourites like “VonDuck” “Gull, so confusing” & “Squawk Squawk” 🦜

Just seen a miniature schnauzer on my way into work, clearly today is going to be a good day 🙂‍↕️

My friend is trying to have a sophisticated house party and there’s just 4 of us in the corner shouting “FEMBOI FEMBOI FEMBOI” (This was relevant to our conversation)

Someone’s listening to Golden so loud on the tube I can hear it through their headphones and honestly I respect it

I got back into Netflix and all my downloads are still here 😍

I’ve got a middle seat and my family Netflix has kicked me out of my phone so all my downloads are gone… It’s a 5 hour flight lads I’m offing myself before take off

Repost with your favourite Halloween costume It’s a classic for a reason!

My 9 year old nephew just burst out laughting at “6,7” and then said “brainrot” 😭😭😭😭 I can’t cope

Still not recovered from the owner of the restaurant coming over last night to ask what we want and when I said “can I see a menu” just said “no” 😭

Why is this trend alerting me to the fact I remember very little of my childhood?

I think the “life in the uk” test should just require you to recite Foundations by Kate Nash from memory

Can’t believe @itslupi.bsky.social decided to spend our last day on holiday getting me cancelled on the internet 😭

I once again find myself asking… did the writers of Mamma Mia 2 even watch the first film? Because the inconsistencies are insane 😭😭😭

Going gyros takeaway anybody want owt?

Some good news. London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces. The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.

Happy fuck a robot day

Friends fear he’s thinking about watching kpop demon hunters again…

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Now if this was 2 men why would it be hot…

It’s 0…

I wonder how many balls my dog has at this exact moment in time… it’s either 1 or 0 🤷🏽‍♂️

Ffs it just gets worse and worse

The way I just realised I’m only friends with one of my oldest friends because Steve jobs decided to get into the animation game…

Little brother just shared a RIP Charlie Kirk post, it’s so so over

Has someone edited the sound of the gun shot into the clap clap clap of “he had it coming” yet

Third times the charm! They finally gave Dexter a decent ending 😭😭😭

In the giant pile of shit that is this Labour government, Angela Rayner was the undigested bit of sweetcorn. Surrounded by shit, still deeply in there, but not quite as disgusting as the rest 🤷🏽‍♂️

Oh god all of the virgins and people who peaked in high school will be at King’s Cross with their wands today won’t they 😭😭😭😭

I’m the kind of partner that disappears half way through James’s 30th birthday meal and comes back with a round of baby Guinness’s for his entire family 🙂‍↕️

Love is blind Uk 2 has one of the best couples of the entire franchise and you can argue with the wall 🙂‍↕️

Is every fucker a pup these days? Did I miss a memo?

Challenge 25 can suck a dick, I just wanted a bottle of wine on my way home from work why would I have ID on me I’m almost 30 😭😭

Getting ads from water companies telling us to save water while they let the infrastructure crumble and the gov won’t stop pushing for more water consuming AI is a real kick in the teeth

imagine, IMAGINE this in Britain, it'd be like those Purge movies

No MP should be allowed to be a landlord and she should be sacked

The bucket hats have reached London 😭😭😭😭

THE MID CREDIT SCENE!!!!!!!!!

People on vinted really love asking you to lower the price of things by 50p huh? Like come the fuck onnnnn