bought Glinda pajamas and nails ready for Nov 20th 🩷💚

joined the Green Party last night instead of doom scrolling wbu

reached the "getting matching crocs" level of lesbianism 💆🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️

made a friend

nothing screams unbothered like writing an entire passive aggressive facebook mum song about how unbothered you are lmao

this can't be the same person who wrote Folklore 😭

back to my yearly free month of YouTube Premium where I get to experience being in a different tax bracket for a little bit

what's next? water is wet now?? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I had a dream I blacked out and bought loads of labubus then panicked and tried to resell them on vinted before anyone noticed

third time's the charm we FINALLY got a good ending for a Dexter show 🤩🤩

all The Bear S4 finale did was make me crave a cig like crazy

obsessed with Lucifer's revenge on Morpheus is giving him a job and going on holiday what a diva

Watching Poop Cruise is proof Americans are the weakest people on earth 😂 AC goes out and they instantly go full Lord of the Flies

I'm trying to focus on the IKAB reunion but all I keep getting distracted by Dani's new teeth

the fact we won't see Ncuti and Jonathan Groff eye fuck each other anymore is criminal

why does this Wednesday feel like a Friday

why is there a live action episode in Love Death & Robots 😳

Persona 5 Royal is a masterpiece oh my

my very scientific and correct Eurovision 2025 opinions

the Olivia Rodrigo needle drop in You was perfecttt

I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE

the gays kissing during the pope announcement live stream 🥹🥹

YOU usually Charli xcx songs to date a flashback is camp ngl

Joe Goldberg using dnd alignments I am losing braincells as we speak

whoever edited/directed the Six pro shot if I catch you

The Doctor saying Padam is gay rights 🌈

Haymitch Abernathy the ally you are 🏳️‍🌈

"you want to live in Taiwan??!?!" Parker Posey let's get you that Emmy #TheWhiteLotus

Mickey 17 and I'm Still Year what a great movie weekend for me

it's me and the same hair makeup and outfit that I somehow twist into the theme of the night against the world

left the outfit planning too late as per so now I'm praying to the delivery gods that it arrives by Monday afternoon or I won't have a Sunrise on the Reaping costume 🙏🏻🙏🏻

I read that AI grief short story and it's...not bad??? very much baby's first creative writing attempt but holy shit

"I do have more but that's all I could fit in my armpit" MOTHER #LoveisBlind

these conservative shitty men being put in their place and girls supporting girls INJECT ITTT #LoveIsBlind

why does nobody's foundation match at the reunion did the MUAs have personal beef with the cast? 😂😂 #LoveisBlind

did NOT expect to wake up to Jason Isaacs full frontal today 😳😳 #TheWhiteLotus

colleague asking if I lost weight

Madison if you're reading this I am free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free #LoveisBlind

the Catholic mind cannot comprehend American churches why is the pastor in a hoodie and people bring coffee cups to service??? #LoveisBlind

Molly and Lauren should...you know...✂️✂️ #LoveisBlind

office work is such a joke I've literally ran out of tasks after 2h and now I have to find ways to look busy for the rest of the day 😭😭

The Revolution will be AI-icized

I hate my brain sometimes I was having a perfectly pleasant date, realised I was hungry and just like that I all but ran home barely saying goodbye lol

I'm bored out of my mind why do all these couples like eachother?? where is the drama??? #LoveisBlind

my Shayla 🥺🥺

I was overtaxed last month so I paid only £11 in tax this time and I low key understand why tories are such cunts now...

the one acceptable use of AI is to generate performance review and personal development goals at work cause wtf is that shit

the classics nerd in me is absolutely buzzing after this

It's a tough call. They're so different. #LoveIsBlind