Dr. Kelson would like to welcome you to the Bone Temple

catching up on Grand Sumo Day 11 and huge shout out to Ura for another incredible performance

all I need to see: from the director of “The Wailing” and I’m in

Muay Thai, Judo, Karate, Sumo, Kenpo, and Catch Wrestling

coffee + catching up on Grand Sumo

I just added a tiny run (15!) of Xenomorph prints to the shop for pre-order because I'm the boss and I can! www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...

spiritually preparing for this

this looks awesome

Mondays, amirite? #wip

sorry can’t show up to your thing I’m watching Bloodhounds season 2

The Pope of Trash

As the great shop clear out continues apace, I discovered a stash of 9x9 Invasion of the Body Snatchers prints I had tucked away in an odd place for reasons I will never be able to identify. Anyway! There are 10 of them! $30 a pop! www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...

knocked back 15 pages today 😮‍💨 it’s a mess but it’s there

Ursula K. Le Guin

nightly ritual: Orbital’s “Halcyon and On and On” is playing and I’m reading weird books

top 15 shows, gut instincts The X-Files Rockford Files Twin Peaks The Twilight Zone What We Do in the Shadows Buffy Batman The Animated Series Barry Los Espookys The Leftovers Severance Lodge 49 Justified Perry Mason (2020) Midnight Mass

BELTANE!

on repeat all day

some days all I can hear in my head is Dorothy’s siren sound from Twister

Ve Neill posted this oldie but goodie I did for my pals @fangoria.bsky.social on her insta, so I thought it deserved to be over here too. (The background was done in actual eyeshadow.)

One of the coolest gigs I had was running the Facebook side of the One Perfect Shot Account in the mid 2010s. I thought I lost my entire collection of film stills I shared, but just got a new device that somehow synced up to a really old account & I found them! Let’s kick things off. 1) VERTIGO

about to hit that Write, Move, Read, Walk, Exercise combo

I am loath to do this, but I need your help. My 20+ year marriage has unexpectedly imploded. There's a kid involved. Aside from Lupus, Autism and a shitty 2009 Mazda, I have nothing. Things are fairly desperate right now, so if you can help out now in any way at all I'd be really grateful ❤️

Uh oh.

new official poster for Kenji Tanigaki's The Furious has been released! can't wait to see this again May 29th

SHE'S ALIVE! 1000 Women in Horror is playing now on @shudder.com

hope you watch Boys from County Hell tonight

against all odds, I have finally written about my favorite movies of 2025

Catching up on Grand Sumo. So happy. Working on some horror stuff later. I’m on the correct timeline for the highest level of my life.

I'm going to keep promoting this because we're really proud of it! New EP, WHY, is available everywhere and new music video is up on YouTube! Link: youtu.be/Te4_tXXH3sk

spent a few days in Big Sur— no wifi, phone barely worked and it was heaven

Giving this one last wee push! There’s an electric bill I’d love* to get comfortably paid 💜 *I’d love living in a world where no one else knew anything at all about my electric bill more, but, alas

revisiting Drugstore Cowboy tonight

looooove this movie

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

no better example of the purely cosmetic function of liberal political leaders than this stuff, the people in charge begging SOMEONE ELSE to do something

"What did I trip on? Did someone put something down here so I would trip?!" RIP Catherine O'Hara. A one of one.

One of the funniest people to ever walk this earth. This is bullshit.

💔💔💔

Alex Pretti was an intensive care nurse in the Veterans Administration Health Care system. “He felt that doing the protesting was a way to express his care for others,” his dad said. #AbolishICE #ICEOutOfMinnesota #ProtectNurses #HoldHisKillersAccountable

What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?

holy crap youtube.com/shorts/hyqtA...

my bones are made of bees that hum and hum and hum

Succinct.

At this point the term ‘lawless’ doesn’t even describe their actions well enough. Pure contempt for the laws of this country.

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