wait til the Madison Square Garden Fuck, Marry, Kill list gets released

Maine officials search the rocky beach for a new senate candidate. They find an unconscious man clad in tattered rags washed upon the shore. The sea provides for Maine, it always does

see kids, this is why being pedantic about grammar is important! you never know when your hastily-composed writings will become a major organized religion one day and people must be crystal clear on who they can have sex with

I’d like to formally announce that I, too, am not running for Maine’s Senate seat. I am however accepting campaign donations

In a 2013 Reddit post about anti-rape underwear, Platner wrote that people worried about assault should "take some responsibility for themselves and not get so fucked up they wind up having sex with someone they don't mean to" I guess old reddit comments and Nazi tats DO in fact mean something

This is the only review of the Great American State Fair that I need to see.

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

Does anyone have any good advice that isn't some variation of toxic positivity? How do you soothe yourself when everything looks like pointless bullshit?

the pope: hey just checking in on the AI encyclical designs- the pope's digital comms intern (looking up from Figma, the ancient spirit of Michalangelo speaking through him): WHEN I AM FINISHED!!!

“…every song has the vibe of either the worst wall hanging at Hobby Lobby or the last can of Monster Energy at the world’s grungiest Sheetz.“

People write often about how companies like Intuit lobby Congress bc their business model relies on the tax system being artificially bad. I feel like the less obvious problem is that the system being so painful and annoying is also stealth propaganda for the anti-tax, anti-social programs side

if he fired 20-30 shots that sounds more like twitter or facebook to me

@bencollins.bsky.social found your next hire

i hear musicians love it when people make shitty AI covers of their art

if you are a trans reader of mine and you struggle to explain to cis family and friends why you hurt so much lately I wrote this so you can send it to them. I feel like we know this pain intimately but I want everyone to understand it, because we are going to need help if it’s ever going to stop.

Psychosexual breakdown happening at the Tucker Carlson merch store

the Black Panthers were right

I need a little rhyme to help me remember how to spell “fascist”

VA Gov. Spanberger (moderate, was in CIA) and NYC Mayor Mamdani (left, is in DSA) both taking steps to block local law enforcement from helping ICE as it violently violates people's rights is a good example of how the relevant divide in the Dem coalition isn't center-left, it's fight-don't fight.

Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's- Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.

there's this new dynamic where the DOJ cannot win in court and is (relatedly) incapable of meeting the minimum threshold of professional legal conduct, and so an increasing percentage of its actions are purely for intimidation and content

i always wonder if the people who dutifully repeat obvious lies from the Trump admin know they’re lying or if they actually believe it. and if they know, how they convince themselves it’s worth doing.

finally a good dating app

I will never forget saying that Rittenhouse’s valorization was a sign that white men had been deputized in precisely this way. I believe it got me almost banned on Twitter. Anyway. Some of the reason I just cannot these days is I feel like I already did.

I really need my elected officials to visibly fucking hate republicans and trump right now I need Barney Frank levels of spittle and facial ire Just fucking pure contempt and disgust and rage with a temper like howard dean

Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"

@edzitron.com in today’s episode of “let’s enshittify great products for no reason,” this is the latest T&C from Philips Hue. I chuckled the type of laugh only Where’s Your Ed At readers can chuckle

Okay I have no platform but I feel the urge to scream into the void a bit. The discourse around this Kimmel thing is exhausting me more than the actual FCC threats. I feel like everyone’s missing the lede: this is about corporate anti-trust laws and money.

@iwriteok.bsky.social have you seen this? feel like you would appreciate it. Brit guy doing a monthslong motorcycle travel vlog happened to pass thru Nepal exactly during protests and gets insane footage youtu.be/IyxSqeFrlp0?...

This guy is like every badass superhero in movies. what a G.

yall stop saying you agree with Elmo 😭 that wasn’t the only tweet…

> Open Internet You open the internet. The government is gutting science and social services to fund a literal masked gestapo. Wars are spiraling out of control. Millions are dying of preventable disease. A woman spent $9M on a wedding dress and [Ctrl-C] > Open puzzle game

@expedition33.bsky.social I would love to see the Story mode be a true easy mode, it would be less discouraging to play for casual gamers or those of us who don't enjoy hours of grinding. An optional mini-map toggle for this mode would be incredible!

@expedition33.bsky.social absolutely loving the game, but I wish it was not such a difficult game. I have it on Story (easy) mode and especially starting Act 2 the difficulty just seemed way harder. I had to re-check my settings to make sure it didn't change somehow. Not all of us want Elden Ring :(

This is not only a very stupid take (and she’s blocking anyone who disagrees lol) but the Dems need an honest open primary. Let Kamala compete fine but no more artificial crowning. FFS do they have a losing kink?

kendrick looking into the camera’s soul rapping that line with a shit eating grin is *chefs kiss* #superbowl #halftimeshow #kendrick

I will never forget it was the Democrats who got the TikTok ban passed into law. Free speech my ass. Data protection my ass. “National security” my ass. It’s all such a huge joke. I wish they would at least drop the act and just keep it real with us.