I once worked on a production line that churned out little model Dracula's. There was only 2 of us on the line, so I had to make every second count.

Far-right criminal Tommy Robinson has been invited on a prestigious public stage. We need a public outcry to get this invite cancelled and protect our communities from his hate! Can you sign and share the petition? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ca...

me to bsky me

What sane person would even consider traveling to the States these days?

Please consider signing and sharing this, thank you.

Watching the Monaco Grand Prix for the first time in years.

A little over 6 weeks till my holiday in Cornwall, apparently they had to cancel the Royal Show due to the weather. Fingers crossed it improves dramatically in the next month or so 😬🤞🤞🤞

My tongue has healed up nicely after the biopsy, but the last few days I've been getting a lot of pain in the same area. I think I've been clenching my jaw too much again, I blame working with twats. Off to Boots to get that bite guard the doc told me to get.. 😅😅😅

More Sunday sounds.

'Id have a little more respect for Lammy if he'd told Vance to "stay in your line, you war-mongering, shit-stirring c*nt, and f*ck you and your idiotic boss" but, yeah, you go tell him he was "wrong". The time for diplomacy is long gone.

Sunday sounds.

Copilot is just Clippy on fucking steroids.

😅😅

An insider trader called “Steve Buyer? It’s like the writers are not even trying anymore.

Come on bitches I may be mediocre but I need ten more followers to reach 2k on here which will bring me to the dizzy heights of Twitter before the incel took it over. Throw a girl a follow.

Guess who has the cleanest bathroom in the land and now needs a loooong sit down!! 🙃

Petition: Support the Ceramics Industry and protect British manufacturing jobs and skills Denby Pottery registering for administration support. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76... SIGN AND SHARE ♥️☕️x

I wanna walk through the park in the dark Men are scared that women will laugh at them I wanna walk through the park in the dark Women are scared that men will kill them I hold my keys Between my fingers

Next week, I'm cycling 259km from Dieppe to Paris for this charity, all proceeds go directly to them so if you're feeling generous, these peeps are worth it. They helped me when I had cancer.

The city looks pretty when you've been indoors For 23 days, I've ignored all your phone calls And everyone's waiting when you get back home They don't know where you've been, why you're gone so long Friends treat you like a stranger and Strangers treat you like their best friend, oh well

Saturday sounds.

Abba- Eagle.

Another Teddy Bear….

Hat.

Anthony Head was an Ambassador for Battersea Dogs and Cats home for more than two decades. Thanks for everything Tony x

Yes PLEASE send the Cheetoh Demon to the moon WITHOUT A HELMET!!

There is no finer voice than Aretha's, this track is simply perfection.

#TOTP Axel Rose clearly needs the toilet.

#TOTP Edelweiss- Bring Me Edelweiss

#TOTP Fun fact: Neneh Cherry is related to Eagle Eye Cherry, but not Glacé Cherry.

#TOTP Neneh Cherry- Manchild

#TOTP Fuzzbox- Pink Sunshine

#TOTP I miss you like crazy, said the boss-eyed sniper.

#TOTP that saxophone is clearly far too heavy for him, he'll put his back out.

#TOTP Pointless late '80's cover version from a pointless artist.

#TOTP Sunday Girl- Blondie. #crushing

#TOTP Play You Sexy Thing!!!

#TOTP Fischer- Z? No, me neither 🤷‍♂️

#TOTP "The devil came and took me From bar to street to bookie..." Top lyrics!!

#TOTP Tune!!!!!

#TOTP Tune of the night!!!

#TOTP "Halfway Hotel? Mate, if you don't stop that screeching I'm going to drive this car into a fucking tree.."

#TOTP Peaches and herb? What kind, though? Mint might work, but rosemary is a nope. Sage, are you having a laugh?

#TOTP Play Roxy Music you bastards!!

#TOTP so Cliffy's singing the words to the Lords Prayer over the tune to Auld Lang Syne and he got paid for this? Keep fucking off, Cliff.

#TOTP Atomic Kitten- the Chernobyl Years.

#TOTP Atomic Kitten before Kerry Katona had a meltdown.

#TOTP Ooh look, a singing horse!

#TOTP Mate, you're the "Cat In The Hat" ffs. Do better.