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HAMMY CHRISTMAS 🎄

HE'S BEEN! HE'S BEEN! I'd give it 5 minutes, if I were you.

Day 24 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar

Just found a half a packet of ginger biscuits behind my monitor!! Don't ask. They've gone soft. F*ck my life 😅😅😅

🎶🎶He's making a list He's checking it twice He's crossed off Fauxrage And that twat Dicky Tice Santa's had it with fascists and grifters... 🎶🎶

I'm spending Christmas with a friend, it might be a bit impolite if I spend all the time with my extended Bluesky family, so I shall wish you all a very, very Happy Christmas now 🫂 I will dip in and out when the coast is clear 😉 Thanks for all the love and kindness you show each other, keep it up ❤️❤️

🎶🎶He's making a list He's checking it twice He's dressed like a dude Out of Miami Vice Santa's sacked off Christmas and will spend winter in Florida this year.... 🎶🎶

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Strands #661 “Gather around” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵

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Well....

@mindlesmandles.bsky.social Hi Ananda, I've got to do my self appraisal for work, and need to demonstrate how I've helped a colleague. Can I put down that time I tried to explain the lily leaf on the pond problem to you? I know you didn't get it, but that's hardly my fault. Let me know, 'kay? 😘😘

🎶🎶He's making a list He's checking it twice He's leaving you a CD of Damien Rice Santa Claus knows you've been a right sod this year... 🎶🎶

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How I’m arriving at the Bluesky Xmas Party

Wait for meeeeeeeee

Can you imagine if we were as strict on MPs expenses and billionaires tax avoidance as we were on Disabled People? The money would be raining down.

If only Palestine Action had Tractors….

I've always wondered why Wham were singing about "friends with tie-dyes" on Last Christmas, turns out it's "friends with tired eyes" which makes a little more sense.

I have a smelly reed diffuser that I keep meaning to bin cos it's too pungent and a bit sickly. I just knocked it off the table, luckily I have vinyl flooring so it was easy to clean up, not so much from the pile of pressies also under the table that now look and smell like a fucking dogs dinner 🙄

Need a plumber to look at a boiler in a flat on Faulkner Square, Liverpool. Can anyone recommend someone?

This year on Bluesky I wrote 4,459 posts and 19,800 replies. I received 55,582 likes, whereas 152 was from my most popular post, and apparently I love saying "its" and 😂!

New rule: You can only post something if you can get it on a T-Shirt on Amazon.

This all makes for very grim reading. You would think this would sink anyone other than Trump, the Teflon Turd.

Q1 What is my park run PB time that I got in 2025 ? Q2 how many trainers did I order in 2025 ?

Help!! Our final team call of the year tomorrow and I've been asked last minute to put together a quiz 😬 Hit me up with your best Q's- either Christmas based or on 2025 events. Nothing too obscure, I work with numpties... Thanks in advance 😘

Best Christmas song ever. Enjoy!!

Happy Christmas Eve Eve lovely phone family. How's everyone feeling? 🤗 I know this can be a really difficult time of year for many of you. Here are some great support charities (UK) if you need them. There's never any shame in asking for help. Have a fabulous day ☕️ #HaveCourageAndBeKind ❤️

It’s National Laura Day. Wishing all the Lauras a very happy “you” day, hope you have a wonderful time 😊

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A lovely cover version to ease you gently into your Tuesday.

Strands #660 “Br-r-r-r-r!” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵🔵

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🎵🎶 Summer Oven Had me a blast Summer Oven Happened so fast Met a girl Crazy for brie Made egg tart Had it for tea... 🎵🎶 Excerpt from the musical "Quiche".

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Chris Rea recorded Driving Home For Christmas, and the following year recorded The Road To Hell. I think we've all had a family visit like that...

Fun pop fact: Chris's hit Auberge was written as a tribute to his favourite root vegetable, the aubergine, but they couldn't fit the whole word on the record label. RIP big man.

Aww no! That's sad to hear 🥲

"Blankets will be distributed through the RSPCA's Pet Food Bank Partnership as part of its Big Give Back to Animals appeal." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Do both. And if solar parks are built near villages or towns, then offer the people who are potentially affected free electricity to offset their concerns. Solar panels are not nuclear power stations. They can be removed with little environmental impact and can actually benefit biodiversity.

@mindlesmandles.bsky.social did you get some druuuuugs from the doctor? A total aside, do you want to buy some druuuugs? Got Benalyn going cheap, ask no questions... 😉

Is there nothing these bastards won't monetise?

4 days off last week, plus the weekend, but I'm absolutely done in for today already 😭 All I want for Christmas is some energy...

Day 22 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar

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Strands #659 “Pass it along” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 💡🔵🟡💡 🔵🔵 That one didn't click today.