The signing of the Declaration of Independence was just that. The war still needed to be won. A Constitution came later. Abolition of slaves later. The right of women to vote even later. All of us must finish and perfect our union. Happy Fourth of July, everybody.

This is what hopping on the Canes playoff bandwagon is all about, folks.

Knicks went 16-3 in playoffs with 3 losses by a combined 6 points. Canes went 16-3 in playoffs with 3 losses by a combined 6 points. #SoundTheSiren #ListenToTheNumbers

Learned about some dumb wrestler curse on @joeovies.bsky.social podcast. Decided to have my own ritual. For 4 likes in fb. Worth it. Go Canes! www.facebook.com/share/p/1ECh...

I’m told they were saying “boo-urns.”

ok where can i get a “my mayor is muslim, my bagel is jewish, my christian dior, knicks in 4” tshirt

i'm sorry men being forced to answer for themselves is so painful. you know what's more painful? the level of intimate partner violence in this country. the baseline disrespect and humiliation that women are forced to take in order to survive.

Nice try Bill. Go Canes

I miss David Letterman like I miss Barack Obama. That feels over the top and not enough at the same time. I miss 2014

After watching Letterman and Colbert on the rooftop with Lu earlier, I just wanted with him and he dug it. This is the best part of the job of Dad.

If I put as much effort in replies as I do my main, this account would have dozens of followers

Letterman on The Late Show is peak live television then and now

The #MaxFunDrive ends on Friday. We are lagging pretty well behind our goals right now. We really need your help to keep the train rolling. Will you join us? maximumfun.org/join

After job loss in November, we cut all streaming and downsized in other areas. Never considered suspending donating to @maximumfun.org. @jordanjessego.bsky.social has been a pal of a podcast forever. I'm not upgrading this #maxfundrive, but I did want to add my voice to say important maxfun is to me

I do some of my best dancing in the kitchen. Uhhhhh yuh! www.youtube.com/live/9dzn3P3...

Same

I'm a @maximumfun.org member because I spend more time listening to podcasts than other streaming services. I love the shows I listen to and I'm happy to support them directly. #MaxFunDrive. My favorites include @jordanjessego.bsky.social #MBMBaM #FreeWithAds. There's probably a MaxFun show for you.

We must keep Triumph the Insult Comic Dog safe at any cost

Keep looking for Panthers coverage on this app... Bueller?

I've described 2014 as the peak of civilization. Boy, I hope I'm wrong.

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here's the kind of resolve required to be an astronaut: Christina Koch suffered through four dark Mike O'Cain years but stayed at NC State to get two more degrees and was rewarded with Chuck Amato leading them to 11-3 and a Gator Bowl win over Notre Dame

Embarrassed I didn't think of this

John Lennon rolling over: Right?

And honestly all things considered, maybe State needed a guy like Wade to come in here and wake up some folks to the reality of the NIL era. We are probably better off from a money raising standpoint for having him for one year than if we had hired Gainey last year.

Will Wade showed us who we aren't. All in on Justin Gainey #gopack

We are all blessed that Ryan Coogler makes movies

I love March @sickoscbb.bsky.social

MIAMI 31-OH DESERVES A BEVEL

I think I speak for most fans when I say please just leave this team out of the tournament

I guess I just feel pretty strongly that the lives of people who live in other countries are also very important

A lovely review of PREDATOR: BLOODSHED #1 from the good folks at @aiptcomics.com! Grab a copy from your local comic shop!

Some good #jjgo content #baleen

More real dad stories ♥️♥️

As Andy Kindler once said, my target audience is white men, my age, who are me

I’m absolutely exhausted by grievance fandom and their unquenchable thirst for disappointment in every thing they claim to love.

How are we still here? GTHC

I stand corrected

I don't want a dog and I love Fancy

First reaction to reading the story is, Why am I not hearing about this in mainstream media. And then I remembered what year it is. Heartbreaking we're now getting to it and no one cares

Great run down of what we think the 2026 Barkley Course entails so far 😬

Brutal. Long night ahead

A group of eight have come in from loop 1 and face the bugler. The rain has settled in. #BM100

A year later, still valid

Dunks are awesome

That's a great dunk

Exactly, he's comfortable being racist. Less so being a pedophile