#MLB The entire AL West is below .500 and the entire NL Central is over .500. Unprecedented?

The cherry atop @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social’s post? Trump Burger doesn’t even exist anymore — because its owner got picked up by ICE.

Holy shit this cartoon.

Republicans big mad about the Pope's warning on Ai, but you know what really bothers them is his take on slavery.

You’ve all heard of the “Enhanced Games” right? Sponsored by Don Jr, right? youtu.be/nPCeROuBcug?...

FACT. Xavier Becerra is focused on the disastrous situation in Garden Grove and keeping all constituents informed & safe. FACT. His opponent is focused solely on his trash talk lies about Becerra. ITS CLEAR WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT CALIFORNIANS. #Pinks #Voices4Victory

Trump did not reach a settlement with the government. There was no case to settle. He has not created a slush fund. He has colluded with Todd Blanche to steal money from the US Treasury. This is not a “deal.” This is a crime for which Trump & Blanche must be prosecuted. It ia a crime.

Look I know this is a bot account, but I am utterly SEDUCED by this .gif. #foodporn

I miss the days when I didn't know what the Straight of Hormuz was...like, this past Valentine's Day.

Is this AI or actual stupidity? The driver, Jimmy Jack McDaniel was cited for not having a boating license. www.news8000.com/lifestyle/au...

MAGA will blame immigrants, vaccines, drag queens, and electric cars before admitting the ocean got hotter and the scientists were right.

Latest viral challenge just dropped: www.forbes.com/sites/kellyp...

When I was your age, we had this thing called "a slow news day."

Trump hearing "cisgender" and thinking its "six genders" then getting all mad about it, thus forcing other Republicans to agree that the libs are now demanding there be six genders, is a perfect encapsulation of our Golden Age of Dickishness and Stupidity.

Is it just my building, or do people everywhere not go to work on Friday anymore?

I love watching Jacob Misiorowski throwing all these fireballs, but I can't imagine he can pitch like this for long without injury. #Brewers #MLB

Every millionaire, billionaire, church worker, politician and cop who did sex abuse is replaceable and must be prosecuted and locked up.

Xavier Becerra sued the Trump Administration more than 120 times, I wish he could convince people he was a leader they should follow.

This little fucker turns six today, and all he is asking for the freedom to go outside where the coyotes hunt.

Just because Tom Steyer wants to repent for his years investing his hedge fund in fossil fuels ad private prisons with a progressive agenda (which frankly I support) it does not mean we elect him to RUN CALIFORNIA...

Am I the ONLY man on this app eating Froot By The Foot rn?

tRump’s net worth hit $6.5 BILLION—up $1.4B in a year thanks to crypto grift, MELANIA meme coins, and a fat UAE-backed deal. While he cashes in on the presidency & MAGA wallets, working families get crushed by prices, cuts & chaos. Billionaire first, America never. mcsp.short.gy/E2iK

Hey California, don’t rest. #VoteCA www.xavierbecerra2026.com/why-im-runni...

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.

If men could get pregnant, Mephipristone would be in blister packs at 7-11, AM/PM, Circle K, Quick Trip and Giant Eagle.

Stop electing Businessmen. Oh, and racists and rapists.

This account endorses Xavier Beccera for California Governor, and cannot believe TV's Spencer F'in Pratt is in the LA Mayor's race, he's a disgrace. I'd love to see Katie Porter back in Congress, and I'd love to see Tom Steyer, and other businessmen out of government.

LOS ANGELES: Do not, and I cannot express this enough, EVER vote for Spencer Pratt in the mayor’s race. He’s s fame-starved neophyte with 2 bankruptcies behind him, plus he sold photos of an underage actress to TMZ for cash.

MAGA, heads up! #USDemocracy

Lifelong black racist low-IQ Trump, with a huge assist from SCOTUS, is targeting very-high-IQ blacks like state Sen. Lucas, Letitia James, Michelle Obama, Jasmine Crockett, and the Fed's Lisa Cook with BS charges & or degrading insults. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Trump’s greatest legacy will be making Obama look like a political GENIUS.

There is not enough candy in this office for me to finish my work day. Do I have to go on a healthy walk just to bring back a bag of gummy worms?? What is happening with Return To Office my people?

I believe the children are our future.

Just bought an inflated price airline ticket. It cost too much but hey, I voted for an illegal war of choice with no goal or exit strategy, so I guess this is what I get.

A detail I didn’t know: “The Herald entered the Epstein series for a Pulitzer Prize that year, but it was not a finalist. Alan Dershowitz … who helped broker Epstein’s original deal, wrote a letter to the Pulitzer committee that year, urging them not to honor Brown’s work.” share.inquirer.com/THMiUZ

A casino usually stacks 55% odds in their favor. Polymarket has 0.1% of accounts netting the majority of profit. Less than 2000 accounts win everything. You can't even call it gambling - it's just fraud

$63 MILLION. GONE. ABC, Meta, X & Paramount paid it to Trump’s “Presidential Library Fund.” Then the Fund quietly dissolved. No report filed. No explanation. No disclosure. Sen. Warren asked the CEOs: Where’s the money? This isn’t a mystery. It’s a pattern. #TrumpCorruption #USDemocracy #Pinks

I’m surprised its not easier to get a list of progressive endorsements for this California primary, one that doesn’t require an email address for weekly donation requests.

Craig Long, MAGA extremist and a staunch lover of Donald Trump has been arrested for sex trafficking. www.themirror.com/news/us-news...

3 gallons for twenty bucks. You can’t blame Biden for that.

I want to call them snowflakes but each snowflake is unique and individual and all of these chuds are the same.

I'm not depressed, but the highlight of my day has been finding two Swedish Fish in my desk drawer at work.

Trump has two priorities: Stay out of Prison Take as much money as possible That's all his Presidency is about.

Karoline Leavitt could be a standards & practices TV executive after this. Here she is explaining jokes back to you with the least comical interpretation imaginable, to convince everyone that they're smart.

Mental health expert Dr. Cornelia Gibson just dissected tRump’s Truth Social rants and found he’s showing EVERY classic sign of mania: grandiosity, no sleep, racing thoughts, wild Iran threats, nonstop attacks. She’s urging his inner circle to get him help NOW. mcsp.short.gy/ayzG

You’d think by the second fake assassination attempt, they’d be better at it by now not worse.

MAGA messaging is paid and coordinated. Am I surprised? No. Those same people claim that the No Kings protest was paid for. #Pinks

...Shooter is not dead and the officer who was shot was shot by a fellow officer...🙄

I think the most glaring and consequential thing coming out of last night is that this regime is so despised and people are so tired of their bullshit that nobody really even feels the necessity to offer even gestures of support or outrage and everyone just kind of assumes it’s maybe faked anyway.