LFG!

We play on Thanksgiving and Christmas! WTF?!

🥳

The country still sucks. 👎🏽 But...My life is still great and getting better everyday.

Local planners: 7 years and $1.2 million. #Beavers: just vibes and sticks. Nature's engineers get it done. No permits required

This is so accurate. We millennials grew up amidst CONSTANT Columbine-level trauma. Nothing scares us anymore. 😎😑

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

🔥 OBAMA: “IMAGINE IF I HAD DONE ANY OF THIS… I say this not on a partisan basis. This has to do with something more precious — who are we as a country, and what values do we stand for?” 🇺🇸

gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start

You booped me.

Baby Emoney circa 2008.

Orthodontia is not just for children. Dear insurance, don't shame me for having straight teeth until adulthood. My dentist says I'm a tongue thruster. I told her that she's the first one to ever complained about that.

Everything is terrible in the country. But other than that, my everyday life is getting better everyday. It's a crazy juxtaposition. I don't think I've ever been happier.

The Houston Rockets are back in the playoffs for the first time since 2020 🚀

And Fred isn't even playing! 119-85 with 6 min left. Got this on the bag. 🚀

Travis Kelce met his niece over a video call and it is pretty cute. 🥹🥰

other people who could talk for 25 hours

How to apply mascara: - Pull wand from tube - Open your eyes like a haunted doll coming to life

I'm team this is funny

the largest cat

don't forget

Smart cat figured out the water fountain 🐱

Best 48 hours I've had in a long time 🥳

Share your favorite comfort horror movie.

A movie you’ve seen more than 6 times

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯

An inch away from more than just friends Touch me, baby, put your lips on mine Could go to hell, but we'll probably be fine I know you want it, baby, you can have it Oh, I've never done it, naked in Manhattan

I'm too scared to say Half of the things I do when I picture you

Whuuut?

Everclear is coming to Riverfest!

❤️

Real

Wtf!? They are cancelling Around the Horn?! Nooooo!

This isn't Brennan's first time in drag... 💅

This is a life to celebrate. She was never meant to stay in the darkness forever.

💅 SCREAMING! The season finale of Dimension 20: Dungeons & Drag Queens is out now on @dropouttv.bsky.social! Join Brennan Lee Mulligan, Monét X Change, Bob the Drag Queen, Jujubee, and Alaska Thunderfuck for a thrilling conclusion to an epic adventure!

Mahomes

Mahomes

Mahomes

How would you react if you found out VP Harris is sitting next to you at a Lakers game?

🤡🤡🤡🤡

mahomes has shown up to practice dialed-in all week. i think he's going to be a man possessed for all four quarters on super bowl sunday. nothing is stopping him from getting this 3peat.