through a series of unforeseen occurrences i have inadvertently committed to attending a pilates class tomorrow. please keep me in your prayers.

ALMOST got hit by a cyclist AGAIN while crossing with pedestrian signal lord please save me from this city it's driving me crazy. at least i got to have fun yelling at them i guess.

went a week without redbull and realized that my sleep is soooo much better when i don't have the devil's nectar gushing through my veins so i should probably stop drinking them........ but lord god i don't want to

sometimes i find myself searching for kinds of hats that don't even exist

Why did I become this strong…?

the energy i hope i give off

why are these london house spiders so fucking big just saw another one last night but this time my husband couldnt catch it i'm tweaking out i do not want this thing in my house

ok it seems walking it off worked, my ankle feels way better today which is good cus i'm wearing heels tonight

it's a beautiful day and i really wanna go for a long walk but i think i sprained my ankle last night...... why do the gods torment me so

i think standard dishwashers ought to have a kiln setting....

should i have all my characters including the ones based off real people show hole once i reach 100 subs on comic fury

Great Divide is 3 years old ⚔️❤️‍🔥⚔️ thank you for reading!!

I can’t believe some people are more scared of porn than they are of AI 🫠

Begone puritan

like so many products to come out of silicon valley in the last decade or so, AI is a legal innovation masquerading as a tech innovation. the legal theory seems to be that AI is entitled to everything but liable for nothing.

even if i have to quit diet coke, redbull is fine. when i drink it i feel the spirit of my ancestors tarantella-ing in my veins.

i've reached the point in old age where diet coke gives me a headache AND tummy ache... my golden years are truly behind me...

has anyone watched that leonardo da vinci show on prime?? is it worth watching or did they hetero-wash him again????

Every fucking time.

i would literally (and i do mean literally) rather have a massive poisonous snake in my house than any spider larger than a quarter in my house. i would be significantly less scared of the massive snake. i would handle putting the massive snake outside more calmly.

while we are on the subject of spiders WHY do all the spider repellent sprays have big creepy pictures of spiders on the label????? as a severe arachnophobe just seeing an image of one of these fuckers sends me into a panic (cartoon spider is ok but i CANNOT watch that one bit of lord of the rings)

despite having a great day yesterday, i saw a really big spider in my closet last night, freaked out (even though husband took care of it), and then after finally falling asleep had repeated nightmares where we moved to california and there was no grocery store in walkable distance to new home

Still harping on Greuze with his lovely portrait of Ange Laurent de La Live de Jully.

Lmao read my comic #TheAlchemistsCollective, this is essentially where we're at right now. #webcomics #OCs #tiefling

maybe one of my more hateful and resentment driven opinions but if you walk around busy city streets staring at your phone the whole time never looking where you're going, maybe you kinda almost deserve to have your phone stolen?

Via Variety: 'Guillermo del Toro refused to make #Frankenstein with too much visual effects and green screens: "I want real sets."' variety.com/2025/film/fe...

who ordered the neanderthal/homo sapiens yaoi

in the 16th century pope julius ii was basically begging michelangelo to paint hot naked twinks on the ceiling of the sistine chapel for all to see and in our supposedly 'enlightened' age you can't even make a dime drawing yaoi on the internet lest you offend the credit card companies.

i promise i will draw more hot yaoi soon enough

literally just got back from seeing space odyssey immediately had to sit down and take 15 mins to doodle this before i could do literally anything else

i am cringe but i am free

as someone who seldom wears sneakers and loves a nice shoe but also walks like an absolute maniac, my feet blister all the time and it's really really annoying that it seems there is no type of bandaid on earth that will stick to my feet. they all peel off or get dislodged by my aggressive footwork

one time when i was in college i hooked up with this wasp guy who was really into the sopranos and he kept saying stuff like "you've got this juicy sicilian ass" and in my head i was like "im not even sicilian im calabrian he's just fetishizing me" and then i took a dna test turns out i WAS sicilian

Another long day… The usual, please

spent an embarassing amount of time meowing and pspspspspsing at this creature and she looked back at me as if she recognized my foolishness and only then did i realize i was not dealing with a cat

WITCH-SLAYER -- the #queererotica #webcomic I created with @rosegarou.bsky.social -- is out now! witch-slayer.thecomicseries.com Set in a primal #fantasy world where #magic is untamed, a healer calls upon the mythic Witch-Slayer to kill a new type of beast, one that drinks blood to live forever...

he hasn't stopped calling~ have you? 🫵 how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...

the first encounter between fop and alien(???) continues in last night's update of As it is in Heaven! you can start reading here (18+): aiiih.thecomicseries.com/comics/2 #webcomic

in the uk u gotta verify your age to use the internet and even to buy an energy drink. dumb as hell. i grew up on unlimited access to both and i turned out totally fine and normal.

london weather may actually kill me im freezing to death and probably vitamin d deficient in august...... how will i survive the winter lmao i might actually die

For yaoi day, let me offer you the cover I just finished for my webcomic Behind the Trees 🥰

last thing we bought before leaving japan was this air filter that, like most japanese gadgets, talks at you all the time and any time someone farts in our apartment she announces in japanese "i've detected dirt in the air, i'm gonna work on that" and then a few minutes later "the air is now clean"

fuck ai the tech humanity needs right now is a vacuum that isn't loud

its so weird being 28 like when i pictured myself at this age in my early 20's, i always imagined i'd be taller somehow

this citys got me wearing a knit sweater in july 🥶

ok my website looks way more baller now and has a more limited color palette which will ideally make things easier to manage

insanely foolish that you cant use the apple pencil while its charging via a cord..... why does apple do these things

ohhhh finally some excellent news