Bull tries to back out of world’s largest china shop gingerly. More crashing noises

This is like the guy at Spearmint Rhino who thinks the dancers really get him www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

For a year-and-a-half, I've been attempting to get to the bottom of a photograph showing Nigel Farage posing with far-right activists. Our new investigation casts fresh doubts on Farage’s claim that he refuses to associate with extreme elements of the populist right bylinetimes.com/2026/05/06/r...

Zack Polanski does have a funny face. Not a cartoonist but I’m sure there’s a way to draw him without looking like a Nazi cartoon

Vindictive violence against bystanders ineffective, experts warn

Whinging and lying about immigration is Fuckface McGraw’s entire personality, it’s not just going away

The Blair government showed this. Raise people’s living standards and improve public services all you like, but if you’re embarrassed to defend immigration the fuckoes will not be embarrassed to whinge and lie about it

Met gala with a backdrop of losing a war started by your fascist TV host President is some cyberpunk Jane Austin bullshit

This will surprise many but Labour are having an impact with their environmental policies, the UK is the 2nd ranked country overall for accelerated climate action. Well done😊 bsky.app/profile/more...

We constructed poverty as we know it. Poverty is a legal status imposed on those excluded from legal access to the needs of life. It is economic injustice. It is a weapon built to fear. Poverty is a Death Star. Happy Star Wars Day and May the 4th be with UBI! www.scottsantens.com/may-the-forc...

Amateur haters mouthing off that they hate Kier Starmer. Mother fuckers you are disappointed in Kier Starmer. Trust me when I tell you hate takes time. You don't yet have the metal to forge the kind of hatred I had for Boris. That metal is the things they took from you. It's a piece of my soul

She’s right. The entire media machine is trying to groom Labour mps into making a huge strategic mistake. Keep him there as a bullet sponge and actually fix things while the oligarchs are distracted trying to destroy him

eaten so many antihistamines over the past few days that I’m in a state of walking coma. It’s actually nicer than having thoughts but the cat is bullying me to perform tasks

The thing bots don’t understand is that this kind of fawning glazing looks insane in British politics. We’re not like this

This is an absolutely stunning piece of research and visualisation! Tracking letters from one merchant’s company in the 14th-15th century. He was trading spices from the eastern med and importing English wool into Tuscany. Click on the link for an interactive map!

He’s going to try to fuck it. Probably already has

There’s a base load of xenophobia built into British society by our history that a lot of people aren’t conscious of and only see something that goes beyond that as demonstrably racist.

Pastry and coffee skilfully combined embue the same effects as a common heal potion

Eat whatever you like but that is not a pizza.

Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.

I’d like a progressive political movement that isn’t fuelled by childish conspiracies that it’s being suppressed thanks

The corruption is staggering. In plain sight. Barely mentioned by mainstream media. As Reform dominates the polls and the airwaves, no one really seems capable or willing to scrutinise this deeply murky and frenziedly greedy operation. No one holds Farage to account as he deceives voters again.

Why are we a toothed octopus? Baffling

Given how often a headline in the independent is used as proof of an overarching conspiracy their sub-editors must have a hotline to the secret rulers of the earth

Schrodinger first proposed his cat experiment in 1935. Whichever way you cut it that cat is now dead

We need a punitive tax on hollowed out volcano bases

Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of snart to helg.

Oh NOW he wants to talk about the environment lol

The important thing to remember is that the policy of right wing politics is to exploit poverty, not end it

Yes, even if your orb is free range, can it

Pondering your orb is inherently neoliberal.

Mother gets travel anxiety on my behalf and then does her damndest to give it back to me

Gravity is just atoms wiggling. The presence of other wiggling things narrows the cone of probability that represents the directions in which a wiggling thing will wiggle. It’s entropic, which is a far more fundamental force of nature than we generally appreciate.

You cannot hide. The power relationship has changed. You can kill us in our thousands but you cannot hide and we will not forget.

I don’t know what combination of neurosis and kinks this fuck has but he needs to stop. Don’t let him be weird just because he’s rich.

The Corbyn remnant mutated after he left office and during the pandemic lockdowns. Became something fuelled by bitterness and nasty conspiracy. They now egg eachother on to ever more extreme rhetoric online. Probably aided and abetted by divisive Russian bots.

Of all the 10,000 comforting lies told to all the children of all the world the ones they told you were true. What are the odds?

Imagine you’re a tanky trying to pretend furiously that these two wars are completely different

People mocking ‘somehow palatine returned’ like there haven’t been a 100 tells it’s in the Mandolorian storyline

Why am I trapped in the power of people that think Jira is a good website?

Only USA does imperialism. Russia became the world's largest country peacefully & anti imperialistically.

Basically, the thing to understand why there are so many Tradcath converts in educated conservative circles is that there is intense demand there for a form of right-wing Christianity less embarrassing and low status than fundamentalist Evangelicalism.

It's the same war, of a colonial empire against an indigenous population who's land they crave

This is all very cute from the green party, but Labour aren't fascists. Pretending they are when real fascists loom is self indulgent dogshit. It strengthens the fascists hand by normalising them.

This is an actual line that was added to the official system prompt for Codex for GPT-5.5 by OpenAI. Usually the system prompt is as minimal as possible, so I assume it would otherwise mention goblins a lot. AIs are weird.

This is like the Asch conformity experiment but instead of lines being the same length the other participants are all saying ‘I’m a moron’

In the context of a work meeting the word horizontal can mean literally fkn anything

Meetings on a Monday morning like we need to crush their spirit before they're even really awake

i cant believe he said this