Canonically Miller is a time travelling ferenghi saboteur with botched genetic re-sequencing

You can always find a reason to dislike someone even more if you really look

Extraordinary state of affairs when I end up on the police's side

Hero of the people

WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ

Today: Grok, take Anne’s clothes off

Drinking coffee and smoking weed until I reach the ineffable ratio where my job can be my special interest for five minutes

This makes me weep with laughter every time I see it

The government do not bear responsibility for the hunger strike. I‘m sympathetic to their cause but being dragged through the British justice system was a planned part of their protest. Whoever is encouraging them to kill themselves to make a political point is repulsive actually.

I beg Americans to impeach him before the shitty political cartoons on Bluesky get any shittier

A second smaller phone with his AI baby on it

Kill it with fire

My love language is reading the phrase "love language", looking it up, discovering it's some American Christian thing, saying aloud "who am I, Billy Graham?" and watching the movie "Ronin" (1998, Directed by John Frankenhiemer) instead.

The way the cat contemptuously bats the little treats I offer him out of my hand before eating them

if the Nobel prize is going to cause wars we should ban it like teachers did with Pokémon cards to stop fights breaking out

This BBC drivel was parodied 44 years ago by Alexander Cockburn: harpers.org/archive/1982... It is - literally - beyond parody.

It’s either Fiona or the psychologist

Wait the king has a dungeon full of poisonous gas? This monarchy is less constitutional than advertised

The hangover threshold appears to have been lowered to four drinks without my permission or adequate forewarning

as always she’s equal parts frightening and entrancing

If Jake Tapper was anything other than a hack and a fraud he would have “Sir this is a Wendy’s” his ass

“a multitool that can be applied reliably to solve almost any problem encountered in the world” that’s a person. A human. The thing the oligarchs have hated most since the first baron raised a motte. The workers.

You and me both, Toad, you and me fuckin both

If you care about human rights the EU has long been the only show in town

There are many at the Home Office who think degrading treatment of refugees is their job

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the barman. "Your lungs hold around 5 litres" replies the horse. "Mine hold 50. I can breathe in almost two THOUSAND litres of air a minute. Big lungs need big noses and big mouths, which need long faces. Centaurs? They'd fucking suffocate, mate"

The actual danger isn't some sort of 21st century Tanaka Memorial world conquest scheme. It's doing what Imperial Japan actually did: blundering your way through interventions at the whim of Twitter personalities (very akin 1930s self-radicalizing gekokujō, really) until you wind up in a massive war

Please stop doom wanking about Greenland he’s kidnapped one fucking guy and thinks he owns Venezuela

Our journalists and the politicians are the targets, not us.

Weather update: Cat is underneath the duvet

If you don’t have a plan then just stealing a president is objectively mad

By Wednesday Trump is going to be visibly irritated if reporters are still asking him questions about Venezuela.

We have the technology. The world is going to be fine. We just need the dumb old men that own the world to hurry up and fkn die

I have this sort of general feeling that responding to every event in terms of Keir Starmer is whiney populist bullshit not political leadership

If you someone who talks about how NATO provoked Russia to invade Ukraine then you don't get to say shit about Venezuela because you've already accepted the Great Power theory of imperial spheres of influence.

What if Darth Vader had ADHD

I literally want no one to win traitors

going back to unlikeable traitors killing the most likeable faithful after Alan Carr’s sweaty Moriarty routine is going to be a let down

starting in six weeks or so, you will hear right wing and centrist commentators on cable news, podcasts etc start to refer to Mamdani as if it's obvious that he's failed, extremely unpopular etc. its very important in order for their plot to succeed that any left wing pol be discredited

Also for too long if anyone has identified this genteel bigotry the perpetrators have pretended to be stupid

Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of snart to helg.

Ffs iPhone do you really think my headphones volume is my biggest fucking problem right now?

it’s time

"What was your favourite game of 2025?" Keir Starmer - *sincere answer about spending his limited time with his kids playing Mario Kart, delivered as if he just googled it* Ed Davey - "I still love a bit of Wii Sports" Kemi Badenoch - "My best friend was killed by a Sega Mega Drive"

hate the poppy meddly they put over the good honest explosions

It’s one of the great jokes of Star Wars that the tentacle-headed ladies are universally sexy but the tentacle-headed dudes all look like three knees in a ballsack

Corbyn fans (I was one): Omg I can’t believe how the media is treating our boy this is so unjust Also Corbyn fans: lolz no one like Kieth Starmer we were right all along