realising how much we all hate him Bezos wants to kill us all and live with his AI children and their animatronic boobs

Happy Father's Day 🖤

it grows exponentialbee

The crows and the magpies are feuding again and I’m under pressure from the blackbirds to pick a side

‘Shut the fuck up you dumb fuck’ is in fact a potent political argument and recognising the correct times to deploy it is self care

his life savings at 21 were £10,000. This is a heartwarming story about rich people wasting money

A+ Reddit post

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

I’d caution against attributing the success of the anti reform voting coalition to one bloke’s northern charisma

My cat is unabashed that Shere Khan is his role model

Seeing all the takes this morning people not being able to talk about politics for one day was blessed relief

Europe and democracy will prevail. It’s something I know with the core of my being. We have something to fight for

Putin wants to be Stalin but he’s the last Tsar. Fighting a pig headed war for pride while new weapons and tactics devastate your once mighty army.

You’re not ready for how far away this truck is

Didn’t this motherfucker just lose a war?

Holy fuck

When the law is enforced inconsistently it ceases to be a principle and becomes instead an instrument

Noticed George Monboit blocked me. I’d feel bad that someone that played such a huge part in my own development would feel the need to do this. But it’s because I said encouraging a young persons hunger strike with no public support and no chance of achieving anything was repulsive, so F you George

God it's so fun to watch them all line up to throw Vance under the bus

This is map abuse

Guys who want to build the New Rome anyways forget what happened to fkn Rome

He’s gonna try buy it

One sentence horror stories

lol

I don't like the law that makes it illegal to say you support anyone. I should be able to say I support the IRA and Hezbollah if I wanted to do so. But equally you're not crusading for Palestine by getting arrested for saying you're supporting a dumb group in Britain.

An LLM generated email tells me that you’re the kind of person who’d get their secretary to buy a present for their wedding anniversary.

The Iranian aim is to hold the entire world economy hostage against our ability to stop Israel murdering people. It’s a fantastic idea

He’s talking about Taco Bell

The key is Lord Hoffman in R v Jones (Margaret) [2007]: such protesters "vouch the sincerity of their beliefs by accepting the penalties imposed by the law." Spot on. Whatever you think about the law, it was clear. Those turning up with signs that broke it, did so to make a point BY being arrested.

Latest from the scientific coalface: Time doesn’t pass if nothing happens

B) The Kremlin operative who BBC names as directing arson attacks against Keir Starmer was taught his tradecraft by…drumroll…Sergei Nalobin !!! Pictured here with Boris Johnson. Also: the star of our podcast series, Sergei & the Westminster Spy Ring! Wtaf 2/

Completely fascinating report, including the detail that @hopenothate.org.uk shared intel that Russians were targeting the PM with UK police and were ignored. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Most Dick was about how white wales just really suck

Spat out a piece of my skull

Having that amount of it is not what money is for. He’s very bad at being rich. Versaille speed-run ass

Tommy and Nige have both done enough for Russia to be bundled into a van by MI5 for an extremely thorough debriefing

There will be no peace while Netanyahu rules

Enjoying the peculiar set of circumstances that have led to a hedgehog doing a dump on my New Scientist

Suddenly struck by the idea that Starmer is changing the law to win an argument with his kids

I wish there was something useful I could do until my brain kicks in around mid afternoon

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I see that Starmer is so unpopular that we’re all trying to be offended on behalf of teenagers and don’t worry Bluesky, it’s nothing like that skateboard meme

Putin lost this war by the end of the first week. It’s been a matter of how many people he’ll kill before he admits that all along

Whichever part of the political spectrum you call home we can at least all agree that we hate Chris Mason and this is a unifying force we should lean on

AI still can’t be trusted to do anything important or useful, but most jobs are bullshit jobs passing semi literate emails between managers and making pie charts of the work people with real jobs do.

@theguardian.com really ought to say that the ‘backlash’ is from arseholes who drive range rovers

How are my tankie friends not seeing this guy being lauded in Russia? The whole gang. Tommy Robinson, Tucker Carlson, Nigel Farage. How do they not get it yet? When your self righteousness overrides all logical input

Harder to notice after years of Chris Mason getting a moist tip about even the most spurious of ’rows’ but this seems seriously critical of a real problem

Someone gets to the vice counter at Sainsbury’s just before you do and you pray they smoke rather than play the lotto